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1 million pounds worth of sex toys stolen.

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  • #2
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    There'll have a be a thorough, penetrating investigation into this.


  • #3
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    I just hope whoever did this does hard time for it.


  • #4
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    I just hope whoever did this does hard time for it.

    A stiff sentence?


  • #5
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.


  • #6
    nullzero
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,448 ✭✭✭✭nullzero
    °°°°°


    Have the police tried looking for this merchandise in a big underwear drawer or under a big bed?

    Also heard the thieves are a bunch of ****.

    Glazers Out!



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  • #7
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,478 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    A stiff sentence?

    Penal correctitude it is.


  • #8
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,211 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.


    Buzz kill :(


  • #9
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,283 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.

    I would ask if you had a stick up your arse but I think the thieves stole that too


  • #10
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    It's funny because words like 'stiff', 'hard' 'penetrating' and 'arouse' are also words that we associate with sex.
    Sorry.




    That's a word you associate with sex.


  • #11
    brevity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,591 ✭✭✭brevity


    The thieves are rabbiting


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  • #12
    Squall Leonhart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Squall Leonhart


    Those thieves must have been cock sure of themselves. They weren't dicking around.


  • #13
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,211 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    nullzero wrote: »
    Have the police tried looking for this merchandise in a big underwear drawer or under a big bed?

    Also heard the thieves are a bunch of ****.


    I’ve been reliably informed that bigmickey.ie have been given the all clear.


  • #14
    Tom Mann Centuria
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,079 ✭✭✭✭Tom Mann Centuria


    Never let it be said people from Northamptonshire are a big bunch of ****.

    Oh well, give me an easy life and a peaceful death.



  • #15
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,782 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    One eyed Jack wrote: »
    Buzz kill :(

    needs new batteries?


  • #16
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Just in time for Christmas !!
    My kids want Toy Story stuff this year.

    Now the missus will be getting Woody and Buzz as well.


  • #17
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    Sorry.




    That's a word you associate with sex.

    Good stuff, Woke. A rare moment of clarity from you.


  • #18
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I don’t think it’s been proven yet if the criminals entered through the backdoor of the truck.


  • #19
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    What will the charges be, once the investigation is brought to a climax?


  • #20
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,331 ✭✭✭Guill


    :( The c*nts.


  • #21
    Dante7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,543 ✭✭✭Dante7


    The thieves can go fcuk themselves.


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  • #22
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I don’t think it’s been proven yet if the criminals entered through the backdoor of the truck.

    Once they've been caught and served their sentences, they should be allowed to put the whole thing (a sex toy) behind them (up their arses).

    Am I doing this right?


  • #23
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    I hope that means there won't be a delay in the delivery of my fleshlight.


  • #24
    sweetie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,796 ✭✭✭sweetie


    There's something fishy about this story, I'm sure there'll be more to cum.


  • #25
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I'm the thief. I'm actualising my dreams of being Edward Dildohands.


  • #26
    Penn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,283 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    Once they've been caught and served their sentences, they should be allowed to put the whole thing (a sex toy) behind them (up their arses).

    Am I doing this right?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fepBOxqGzNQ


  • #27
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    FirstWarmheartedIchneumonfly-size_restricted.gif


  • #28
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,186 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    I would think it won't be too long before the thieves are in handcuffs.


  • #29
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Utter Consternation wrote: »
    What will the charges be, once the investigation is brought to a climax?
    The police are hoping the perpetrators will come easy.


  • #30
    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Elmer Blooker wrote: »
    I would think it won't be too long before the thieves are in handcuffs.

    Unless the police cock the investigation up. Cock, of course, being another word for penis.


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  • #31
    Utter Consternation
    Registered Users Posts: 928 ✭✭✭Utter Consternation


    Better Than Christ wrote: »
    Unless the police cock the investigation up. Cock, of course, being another word for penis.

    So is prick.

    ;)


  • #32
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Utter Consternation wrote: »
    So is prick.

    ;)
    Potent stuff.


  • #33
    Elmer Blooker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,186 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    When these thieves are caught they need to be severely disciplined!

    I don't know if the raiders were wearing masks but I'd say they are now.


  • #34
    sligojoek
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Elmer Blooker wrote: »
    I would think it won't be too long before the thieves are in handcuffs.

    Pink fluffy ones.


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