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The Noccers Interview Thread

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  • #2002
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    i try to leave them for other people if i can

    Do you throw the stale bread out for the birds or bin it?

    I feed it to the birds :)

    Do you live near a duck pond ?


  • #2003
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I live near some small lakes and a bird sanctuary. Nice you may think but the bird sanctuary is on the end of the main runway of the airfield.

    Can you come up with other silly planning ideas?


  • #2004
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Rubecula wrote: »
    I live near some small lakes and a bird sanctuary. Nice you may think but the bird sanctuary is on the end of the main runway of the airfield.

    Can you come up with other silly planning ideas?


    Maybe a night club beside a funeral home :)

    Your favourite place of historical significance?


  • #2005
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Maybe a night club beside a funeral home :)

    Your favourite place of historical significance?

    Newgrange

    Do you cut your bread into soldiers to dip into eggs?


  • #2006
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Newgrange

    Do you cut your bread into soldiers to dip into eggs?

    I do:)

    Do you find it hard to judge when your boiled eggs are done to your liking?


  • #2007
    davidk1394
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,173 ✭✭✭davidk1394


    73Cat wrote: »
    I do:)

    Do you find it hard to judge when your boiled eggs are done to your liking?

    I have it fairly well timed now.

    What had you for dinner ?


  • #2008
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    davidk1394 wrote: »
    I have it fairly well timed now.

    What had you for dinner ?


    Lasagna, salad and garlic bread

    Are you good at making small talk or do you dread having to ?


  • #2009
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    73Cat wrote: »
    Lasagna, salad and garlic bread

    Are you good at making small talk or do you dread having to ?

    Sometimes I dread it but in general I like making small talk and im not too bad at it.

    Isn't this thread small talk?


  • #2010
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Sometimes I dread it but in general I like making small talk and im not too bad at it.

    Isn't this thread small talk?

    It's not small talk if people don't talk about the weather.

    Have you ever photocopied any part of your body?


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  • #2011
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    It's not small talk if people don't talk about the weather.

    Have you ever photocopied any part of your body?

    Yes.

    Whilst in an existing job, have you ever had to run to the printer after accidentally printing over 200 pages about another company that you were researching because you had an interview with them? Or was that just me?


  • #2012
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes.

    Whilst in your existing job, have you ever had to run to the printer after accidentally printing over 200 pages about another company that you were researching because you had an interview with them? Or was that just me?


    No, the printer is within arms reach. 200 pages is a helluva lot of research.


    Have you ever left messages in a large flashing font on the unattended pc of a friend that made reference to their alleged homosexual preferences?


  • #2013
    Erik Shin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,721 ✭✭✭Erik Shin


    gramar wrote: »
    No, the printer is within arms reach. 200 pages is a helluva lot of research.


    Have you ever left messages in a large flashing font on the unattended pc of a friend that made reference to their alleged homosexual preferences?

    No....Buy I shall consider it for next time.
    I normally do the normal one like pregnant, piles and ....Oh yes...I did do it to someone who was pregnant and poatrrt on her Facebook she was coming out....Cue a very angry Polish girl the next day :)

    Is Facebook a bit twattish ?


  • #2014
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Erik Shin wrote: »
    No....Buy I shall consider it for next time.
    I normally do the normal one like pregnant, piles and ....Oh yes...I did do it to someone who was pregnant and poatrrt on her Facebook she was coming out....Cue a very angry Polish girl the next day :)

    Is Facebook a bit twattish ?

    I can safely say that it is for cünts as I don't have an account.

    If you had a gun put to your head and had to choose between twitter and facebook which would you choose or would you take the bullet?


  • #2015
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I can safely say that it is for cünts as I don't have an account.

    If you had a gun put to your head and had to choose between twitter and facebook which would you choose or would you take the bullet?
    I'd choose FB...twitter gives me a headache.

    Have you fake accounts on social media?


  • #2016
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I'd choose FB...twitter gives me a headache.

    Have you fake accounts on social media?

    Ah feck that.

    Will you be celebrating cinco de mayo by drinking tequila and eating fajitas?


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  • #2017
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    Ah feck that.

    Will you be celebrating cinco de mayo by drinking tequila and eating fajitas?

    No idea what that is and assuming it's nothing to do with Mayo or mayonaisse , but I'm in for the fajitas anyway:)

    What is it ?


  • #2018
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    73Cat wrote: »
    No idea what that is and assuming it's nothing to do with Mayo or mayonaisse , but I'm in for the fajitas anyway:)

    What is it ?

    It's a holiday in Mexico to celebrate winning some battle.

    Who would you back in a race...speedy gonzalez or road runner?


  • #2019
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    gramar wrote: »
    It's a holiday in Mexico to celebrate winning some battle.

    Who would you back in a race...speedy gonzalez or road runner?

    Today I would have to go for Speedy, in keeping with the Mexican theme.

    Are you competent at putting things back together when you have taken them apart ?


  • #2020
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    It's a holiday in Mexico to celebrate winning some battle.

    Who would you back in a race...speedy gonzalez or road runner?

    I'll go for road runner.
    73Cat wrote: »
    Today I would have to go for Speedy, in keeping with the Mexican theme.

    Are you competent at putting things back together when you have taken them apart ?

    No....act first, think later :/:)

    Heads or Tails?


  • #2021
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    I'll go for road runner.



    No....act first, think later :/:)

    Heads or Tails?

    Who doesn't like head(s).

    Have you ever worked in a company that had a dress down Friday policy?


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  • #2022
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Who doesn't like head(s).

    Have you ever worked in a company that had a dress down Friday policy?

    Yes and they also had a lot of those cheesy theme days.

    Have you got a dice rolling technique?


  • #2023
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    Yes and they also had a lot of those cheesy theme days.

    Have you got a dice rolling technique?

    Shake, rattle and roll.

    If the dice falls on the floor does it count?


  • #2024
    Lorelli!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,360 ✭✭✭Lorelli!


    gramar wrote: »
    Shake, rattle and roll.

    If the dice falls on the floor does it count?

    If it lands on the number you need, you could debate it. If not, roll again.

    Do you like foosball?


  • #2025
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Lorelli! wrote: »
    If it lands on the number you need, you could debate it. If not, roll again.

    Do you like foosball?

    Not really, I've played the odd time but not for ages and
    I can't say I miss it.

    Do you have a good wrist action?


  • #2026
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    Not really, I've played the odd time but not for ages and
    I can't say I miss it.

    Do you have a good wrist action?

    My wrist action is good for most things, except tennis, then is is non functional.

    Is your bedroom pitch dark at night?


  • #2027
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    My wrist action is good for most things, except tennis, then is is non functional.

    Is your bedroom pitch dark at night?

    It is but I wouldn't be bothered even if it wasn't..I've no problem sleeping either way.

    What would prevent you from getting a good nights sleep?


  • #2028
    Sephiroth_dude
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 80,757 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Loud noise

    Are you noisy at night?


  • #2029
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    I try not to be.

    Can you walk around your house easily in the dark?


  • #2030
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    I try not to be.

    Can you walk around your house easily in the dark?

    I can.


    Do you floss your teeth?


  • #2031
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    La.de.da wrote: »
    I can.


    Do you floss your teeth?

    when i get a chance, yes.

    Do you have a pet?


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  • #2032
    Rubecula
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    a couple of moths in the wardrobe is all :D

    do you prefer dogs, cats or horses?


  • #2033
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    Rubecula wrote: »
    a couple of moths in the wardrobe is all :D

    do you prefer dogs, cats or horses?

    I don't have a preference as long as they're all at a distance...

    Should some people marry their pets ?


  • #2034
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    I don't have a preference as long as they're all at a distance...

    Should some people marry their pets ?

    Absolutely. The marriage should be consummated too if not done before.

    Are there any religious symbols on display where you live?


  • #2035
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    gramar wrote: »
    Absolutely. The marriage should be consummated too if not done before.

    Are there any religious symbols on display where you live?

    Not in the open :D



    Can you appreciate a daycent arse


  • #2036
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Not in the open :D


    Can you appreciate a daycent arse

    I sure can.

    Are you looking for appreciation for yours?


  • #2037
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    gramar wrote: »
    I sure can.

    Are you looking for appreciation for yours?

    Ya....why not sure!



    Do you skip leg day


  • #2038
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Ya....why not sure!

    Do you skip leg day

    Never...ever...skip leg day.

    Do you ever skip your breakfast?


  • #2039
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    gramar wrote: »
    Never...ever...skip leg day.

    Do you ever skip your breakfast?

    Sometimes....but I'm trying to work in getting up earlier and some light exercise and then eating to increase metabolism




    Are you strict I'm what you allow yourself to eat


  • #2040
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    tomwaterford wrote: »
    Sometimes....but I'm trying to work in getting up earlier and some light exercise and then eating to increase metabolism


    Are you strict I'm what you allow yourself to eat

    I don't overdo it on the crap and eat more or less everything.

    Have you ever sniffed glue or tipex thinners?


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  • #2041
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't overdo it on the crap and eat more or less everything.

    Have you ever sniffed glue or tipex thinners?

    They don't smell nice, so no.

    Have you ever put butter on a biscuit?


  • #2042
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    They don't smell nice, so no.

    Have you ever put butter on a biscuit?



    Yes, butter on a digestive biscuit is lovely.

    Can anything in a tub beat real butter ?


  • #2043
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    73Cat wrote: »
    Yes, butter on a digestive biscuit is lovely.

    Can anything in a tub beat real butter ?

    Definitely not.

    Do you like garlic butter?


  • #2044
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Definitely not.

    Do you like garlic butter?

    I don't like garlic in any shape or form.

    Have you ever had to ask a stranger to use their phone?


  • #2045
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I don't like garlic in any shape or form.

    Have you ever had to ask a stranger to use their phone?

    No but I could imagine doing so.

    What time of the night do you start thinking about bed?


  • #2046
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Deleted User wrote: »
    No but I could imagine doing so.

    What time of the night do you start thinking about bed?

    I mostly think about it when I have to get up and how much I want to be back in it.

    Have you ever been rolling like thunder under the covers?


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  • #2047
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    gramar wrote: »
    I mostly think about it when I have to get up and how much I want to be back in it.

    Have you ever been rolling like thunder under the covers?

    I have

    Is home where the heart is?


  • #2048
    Colser
    Registered Users Posts: 5,572 ✭✭✭Colser


    gramar wrote: »
    I mostly think about it when I have to get up and how much I want to be back in it.

    Have you ever been rolling like thunder under the covers?

    Maybe.....

    Seen anything unusual by the dashboard light?


  • #2049
    gramar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,045 ✭✭✭✭gramar


    Colser wrote: »
    Maybe.....

    Seen anything unusual by the dashboard light?

    Only the empty fuel tank light.

    What is the one thing you won't do for love?


  • #2050
    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    gramar wrote: »
    Only the empty fuel tank light.

    What is the one thing you won't do for love?

    That.

    What time do you get up at the weekend?


  • #2051
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Around 7.30-8.00.

    Are you able to lie in?


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