Random thoughts and meaningless musings

Atoms for Peace · 12-06-2019 7:12pm #1

I think we need a thread for random nonsense that doesn't find other threads without fear of recrimination.

Poor Uncle Tom · 12-06-2019 7:15pm

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12-06-2019 7:25pm

Sure this is it.

ILoveYourVibes · 12-06-2019 7:26pm

Can we do one of those room escape things?

FFred · 12-06-2019 7:27pm

Why is a blowjob not called a suckjob ?

12-06-2019 7:33pm

FFred wrote: »

Why is a blowjob not called a suckjob ?

Sometimes it is tbh. They’re synonyms.
Though I agree the latter makes more sense as a general term.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 12-06-2019 7:37pm

Two ducks were walking down a street in Belfast. One said to the other ‘quack quack’ and the other replied ‘go fúck yourself, am walkin as quack as I can’

kneemos · 12-06-2019 7:39pm

Elvis didn't just keel over on the crapper,his nose and skull were broken in several places, he'd bitten off most if his tongue,his nails were broken from trying to crawl to the door and his knees were rubbed raw.

All in all a pretty horrific end.

This is it · 12-06-2019 7:41pm

Batrachotox wrote: »

Sure this is it.

No, This is it.

Andrewf20 · 12-06-2019 10:50pm

People prefer pain to boredom:

https://www.sciencemag.org/news/2014/07/people-would-rather-be-electrically-shocked-left-alone-their-thoughts

Also, Andromeda is heading towards us. Check out the link for an up to date distance-from-us-o-meter....

https://howfarawayisandromeda.neocities.org/

Hammer89 · 13-06-2019 5:51am

kneemos wrote: »

Elvis didn't just keel over on the crapper,his nose and skull were broken in several places, he'd bitten off most if his tongue,his nails were broken from trying to crawl to the door and his knees were rubbed raw.

All in all a pretty horrific end.

He couldn't get far though because he was caught in a trap.

Hobosan · 13-06-2019 6:09am

Hammer89 wrote: »

He couldn't get far though because he was caught in a trap.

If there were a land for graceful people, you wouldn't be invited.

Oink · 13-06-2019 6:19am

kneemos wrote: »

Elvis didn't just keel over on the crapper,his nose and skull were broken in several places, he'd bitten off most if his tongue,his nails were broken from trying to crawl to the door and his knees were rubbed raw.

All in all a pretty horrific end.

http://preslaw.info/medical-examiners-report-autopsy-on-the-death-of-elvis-presley

That’s not what the autopsy says.

Interestingly enough, his Dr was known as Dr Nick. May explain a few things.

Mena Mitty · 13-06-2019 6:36am

It's six thirty five and I'm coming alive.

Good mornin'.......Ireland !

Hobosan · 13-06-2019 6:38am

Drastic Climate Change would make the tedious daily discussion of the weather much more entertaining and purposeful. However, certain people will be left out of the discussion, so will resort to talking about the colour of the sky instead.

They're the ones that will be eaten first in an emergency.

Poor Uncle Tom · 13-06-2019 7:42am

Hobosan wrote: »

Drastic Climate Change would make the tedious daily discussion of the weather much more entertaining and purposeful. However, certain people will be left out of the discussion, so will resort to talking about the colour of the sky instead.

They're the ones that will be eaten first in an emergency.

Read all about it, aimless thread reaches flesh gobbling in record time....

sbsquarepants · 13-06-2019 7:59am

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Read all about it, aimless thread reaches flesh gobbling in record time....

Sorry Tom, the gobbling was first brought up 10 posts back:)

FFred wrote: »

Why is a blowjob not called a suckjob ?

snorrie · 13-06-2019 8:11am

FFred wrote: »

Why is a blowjob not called a suckjob ?

Batrachotox wrote: »

Sometimes it is tbh. They’re synonyms.
Though I agree the latter makes more sense as a general term.

Apparently, the "blow" in blowjob has nothing to do with the word blow. It was originally a "below" job, as in down below. Over time it was said with more speed and the "e" disappeared and it became blowjob.