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An Irishman, an .......

Monty - the one and only · 1999-12-07 18:56:00

An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. As it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud…

07-12-1999 7:56pm

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An Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer were

sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. As it was an old style

train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely

dark.

Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really

loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer

and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and

the Englishman had his hand against his face as if he had been

slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking:

'The Irish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she

missed him and slapped me instead.

Claudia Schiffer was thinking:

'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually

kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.

And the Irishman was thinking:

'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel

I'll make that kissing noise and slap the English ******* again!'

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