The pentagon incentive

Pentagon Incentive

The pentagon recently found it had too many generals
and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised
any general who retired right away, his full annual
benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight
line along the retiring general's body between two points
he chose.

The first general accepted. He asked the pension man
to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his
toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

The second general asked them to measure from the tip
of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked
out with a check for $960,000. Meantime, the first general
had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to
measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my
penis to the tip of my testicles."

The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better
get the Medical Officer to do the measuring. The Medical
Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em...
he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the
tip of the general's penis and began to work back. "My
God!", he said, "where are your testicles?"

The general replied, "back in Vietnam!"

i bid thee farewell

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I will not be defeated as long as i have gloware in the land of the shadowed eye!!!