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Chat up lines

  • 07-12-1999 8:05pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,274 ✭✭✭


    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
    That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you,I'd be coming too.

    I'd like to shag your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

    I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

    Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
    Girl: "I wouldn't dance with you."
    Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misheard me. I said you look fat in that skirt."

    Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

    I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

    If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg Easter, can I visit you between the Holidays?

    My willie may not be very big, but it will fill a pram.

    Do you like jewellery? Then try sucking my knob - it's a gem.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

    I seem to have lost my bed. Can I use yours?

    Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all evening.

    Hi my name is __________, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long

    (To be used to the uglier of two girls):
    Guy: "Do you want to dance?"
    Ugly: "Yes I do."
    Guy "Go on then, off you go, I want to talk to your mate."


    And no I don't use these(before I'm asked)


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