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A story in six words

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  • #1502
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Sink or swim they told him


  • #1503
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Sink or swim they told him

    Pity he never learned to swim


  • #1504
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Blaizes wrote: »
    Sink or swim they told him

    Pity he never learned to swim

    Especially being the Titanic Safety officer !😀


  • #1505
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Sink or swim they told him

    No-one was left to tell anyone...

    Safety Officer: Last to go Under...

    Glug! Glug! Fukin' Freezin'! Glug! Glug!

    Jeez: This is terrible fcuking sad!

    ....

    Not sure of Ferry to France!!!


  • #1506
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    The sweat was pouring outta him


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  • #1507
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The sweat was pouring outta him


    ...pouring, outta him, I tells ya


  • #1508
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Xodar wrote: »
    ...pouring, outta him, I tells ya

    The smell would knock a bull


  • #1509
    dccw
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭dccw


    The needle emptied, life drifted away.


  • #1510
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    In an upbeat and happy way


  • #1511
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Drummer drummed him off the stage.


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  • #1512
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    Drummer drummed him off the stage.

    He pelted through the crowd... raging...


  • #1513
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    I wish I didn't say that


  • #1514
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Ate my words, puked in recognition.


  • #1515
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Blaizes wrote: »
    Sink or swim they told him

    No-one was left to tell anyone...

    Safety Officer: Last to go Under...

    Glug! Glug! Fukin' Freezin'! Glug! Glug!

    Jeez: This is terrible fcuking sad!

    ....

    Not sure of Ferry to France!!!

    Ferry to France docked, they made it ...!


  • #1516
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Ferry to France docked, they made it ...!

    .. or did they? Nobody left alive


  • #1517
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Ferry to France docked, they made it ...!

    Deported... Carried one word over limit...


  • #1518
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    Deported... Carried one word over limit...

    Immigration is very strict these days


  • #1519
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Immigration is very strict these days

    They're particularly strict on foreign words...


  • #1520
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Xodar wrote: »
    Blaizes wrote: »
    Ferry to France docked, they made it ...!

    .. or did they? Nobody left alive

    There was just one a stowaway...


  • #1521
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    Blaizes wrote: »
    There was just one a stowaway...

    ...who was also dead, stone dead


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  • #1522
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Xodar wrote: »
    ...who was also dead, stone dead

    That ended his notoriously dangerous voyage


  • #1523
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,315 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Blaizes wrote: »
    Triplets... how would she cope alone!!

    At least they've the same daddy.


  • #1524
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    RMAOK wrote: »
    That ended his notoriously dangerous voyage

    Yet started a completely new journey


  • #1525
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Xodar wrote: »
    RMAOK wrote: »
    That ended his notoriously dangerous voyage

    Yet started a completely new journey

    Laid to rest at sea RIP...


  • #1526
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Xodar wrote: »
    RMAOK wrote: »
    That ended his notoriously dangerous voyage

    Yet started a completely new journey

    Laid to rest at sea RIP...


  • #1527
    racso1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Hi
    Who are you
    I'm death


  • #1528
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Hi
    Who are you
    I'm death

    I'm life, pleased to meet you


  • #1529
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    Xodar wrote: »
    I'm life, pleased to meet you

    Ah, Hello Life.... My long-estranged twin!


  • #1530
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Twins, triplets... they hugged and laughed...


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  • #1531
    Dublinandy2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭Dublinandy2


    But secretly they loathed one another...


  • #1532
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Indeed. Elvis has left the building.


  • #1533
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Elvis didn't die, he went home.


  • #1534
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    To heaven where he still resides


  • #1535
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,688 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Xodar wrote: »
    To heaven where he still resides

    ...cutting sandwiches for interplanetary craft. #hitch-hiker


  • #1536
    gingernut79
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭gingernut79


    He closed the book. It's done.


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  • #1537
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    As he left, he glanced back


  • #1538
    TomOnBoard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,121 ✭✭✭TomOnBoard


    His eyes widened.... Disbelieving... He froze...


  • #1539
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    TomOnBoard wrote: »
    His eyes widened.... Disbelieving... He froze...

    The image of leo frightened him


  • #1540
    Alpha_zero
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 907 ✭✭✭Alpha_zero


    Get inked and become a dregg


  • #1541
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Unopened box. The cat is missing...


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  • #1542
    Gerianam
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 118 ✭✭Gerianam


    Sam Maguire now resides in Mayo.


  • #1543
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Gerianam wrote: »
    Sam Maguire now resides in Mayo.

    The chronicle of the year 2051


  • #1544
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Gerianam wrote: »
    Sam Maguire now resides in Mayo.

    Replica is made of fake material


  • #1545
    Xodar
    Registered Users Posts: 118 ✭✭Xodar


    The world died, life was reborn


  • #1546
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,189 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Can't believe how little I care


  • #1547
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    Can't believe how little I care

    The life story of Donald Trump


  • #1548
    donegal_man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,847 ✭✭✭donegal_man


    Have billions, insult millions, become president


  • #1549
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,315 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Gerianam wrote: »
    Sam Maguire now resides in Mayo.

    The team must have stolen it.


  • #1550
    Blaizes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 809 ✭✭✭Blaizes


    Have you heard the news today...


  • #1551
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    Woke up, fell out of bed


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