Arthur Davidson

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur,

"Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."


Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."


St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne and introduced him to God.


Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of women?"


God said, "Ah, yes."


"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention."


1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions.
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. Maintenance costs are outrageous.


"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."


God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.


"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men have mounted my invention than yours."