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Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 4:29am #1

i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

rant 1
secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

rant v2
i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

rant 3
im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

AR c

20-11-2007 4:31am

I love drunken after hours messages.

20-11-2007 4:32am

Archimedes wrote: »

i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

rant 1
secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

rant v2
i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

rant 3
im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

AR c

Quoted for truth!

Mr. CooL ICE · 20-11-2007 4:39am

Archimedes wrote: »

i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

rant 1
secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

rant v2
i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

rant 3
im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

AR c

Viva la resistance!

PS: LOL @ Archimedes. Not for just typing that, but his head will feel like a wheelbarrow when he reads this in the morning

Jesus Wept · 20-11-2007 4:42am

There should be a forum where people are only allowed post if they are sozzled.

20-11-2007 4:43am

Archimedes wrote: »

i had doubts about posting this cos uti took me half a ****in hour tp enter mu password but no it has to be done, and i have mayns the ****ing rant to get fof my chest

rant 1
secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

rant v2
i broug t girl home and shes snoring like a ****ing motor vehicle strugglimg to start, and she spilled vodka all over my ****in bed. if i knew that i would have stuck ya at your own place, jesus christ have some dignity yea?

rant 3
im not allowed people into my aprtment complex after 12...wtf? i had ot give her my key card so she cud get in and then Im the one who has to climb a fence?: **** off stupid power trip

and ill swear if i want, i pay your wages so font tell me to cut out the profanity as you so elegantly put it ya hwore

tghanks for listneign habve a grat night boards.ie!

AR c

Maybe, you should try travelling/join a society.

longshanks · 20-11-2007 4:44am

move to somewhere else and stop drinking in bed if u dont want drink spilled on ur bed. its that simple.

Xavi6 · 20-11-2007 4:58am

Usually I'd expect to see this on a Friday or Saturday night but on a Monday? You legend!

Ruu_Old · 20-11-2007 5:03am

The-Rigger wrote: »

There should be a forum where people are only allowed post if they are sozzled.

There is a least one private forum that caters for it.

randylonghorn · 20-11-2007 5:14am

Priceless!!

And I love the way everyone keeps quoting the full message, just in case he edits it in the morning!

Papergirl 1 · 20-11-2007 5:29am

Ha ha, ah I'd love to know what this dude was drinking to put him in such a bad mood!!!

randylonghorn · 20-11-2007 5:52am

It might be more the lack of the post-drinking *cough* exercise *cough*

... not to mention having to climb the fence and the hassle with security ...

Pherekydes · 20-11-2007 9:32am

Archimedes wrote: »

rant 1
secuirty. ap a artment security asking me for identificaton to get into my own ****ing home, how stupid is that?

Based on the rest of your "post" it sounds like a good idea.

Femelade · 20-11-2007 11:15am

i wonder if the girl in question was his girlfriend...?

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 11:25am

Dear God I apologise for this thread.

@LordChessington - Yes my head feels like dirt now. Needless to say there will be no lectures attended today.

@TheDazzler - Travelling will not be done. I will be lucky to leave my room today.

@Xavi6 - Student Night. What more can I say?

@Papergirl 1 - Your guess is as good as mine.

@Femmy - Yes it was. I have no idea why I phrased it as 'a girl'. Probably a drunken reminiscent of my old days on the pull.

@Mods - Please lock/delete as appropriate.

jameshayes · 20-11-2007 11:31am

I cant stop laughing!

biko · 20-11-2007 11:35am

This is my we should fit our PCs with breathalyser equipment

watna · 20-11-2007 11:39am

Best thread ever!

leninbenjamin · 20-11-2007 11:40am

jameshayes wrote: »

I cant stop laughing!

this has to be one of the best drunken ramblings ever...

we need a hall of fame/shame for threads like this.

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 11:42am

Please lock this and leave me alone..

Cathmandooo · 20-11-2007 11:43am

poor archimedes!

Hillarious tho

The_Minister · 20-11-2007 11:49am

Don't see a great thread wasted - lock sensibly

cornbb · 20-11-2007 12:02pm

Archimedes wrote: »

Please lock this and leave me alone..

Don't be pissed off, you made some of us lol. We're lolling with you, not at you

Sounds like it was an adventurous night anyhoo.

watna · 20-11-2007 12:50pm

I would reccommend though, that you don't let your gf see this thread. I don't knnow if she'd be very impressed!

bronte · 20-11-2007 12:53pm

Funniest thread I've read in a while

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 12:58pm

watna wrote: »

I would reccommend though, that you don't let your gf see this thread. I don't knnow if she'd be very impressed!

She spilled a full bottle of vodka on my bed and snores all night. Im the one whos not impressed. Now please let this die, for me?

20-11-2007 1:01pm

But it's tuesday, not wednesday.

knird evol · 20-11-2007 1:03pm

Archimedes wrote: »

Please lock this and leave me alone..

I think you are the one that was locked. joke drum roll.

20-11-2007 1:12pm

This is what all those anti-binge drinking ads shold be like!!!

Forget about falling around puking your ring, it should just be some bullet-proof poster, sitting at his comp, and spouting random madness.

Voice over: "Could YOU live wih the shame?"

I absolutely love it.

Best thread EVER!!!

Also, Bestest thread title ever.

Take a bow AR c.

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 1:14pm

The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

I am never leaving my laptop on again when I go out.

bronte · 20-11-2007 1:24pm

Archimedes wrote: »

The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

I am never leaving my laptop on again when I go out.

Fraid not...hope it wasn't too bad.
Ah we've all done silly drunken things...I've sent a few embarrasing texts in my time

Terry · 20-11-2007 1:48pm

Archimedes, due to the one request per user per week rule*, I cannot lock this thread.

You should have asked that I lock this thread instead of the other request you made.

*I just made that rule up.

Maple · 20-11-2007 1:54pm

LMAO.

Brilliant thread.

I'm with Shifty on using this as an anti drink advert. Classic.

20-11-2007 1:55pm

This should be stickied

Wossack · 20-11-2007 1:56pm

wondering how to unsend an email? this gets even better ^^

jameshayes · 20-11-2007 2:00pm

Deleted User wrote: »

This should be stickied

+1

Wont anyone think of the children?!

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 2:03pm

Burn in hell the lot of ye.

Rob_l · 20-11-2007 2:04pm

This thread makes me want to go out and get drunk and make a fool of myself.
:DThe happiest times of my life!

RoundyMooney · 20-11-2007 2:09pm

Points and laughs at the OP.

All in good fun of course.

Ruu wrote: »

There is a least one private forum that caters for it.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's evolved into a closed shop.

A public drunk tank would be an interesting forum possibility...

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 20-11-2007 2:09pm

Archimedes wrote: »

The sad thing is, this isnt the worst of it. Is there anyway to unsend an email?

Hahaha it gets better and better!

John Mason · 20-11-2007 3:04pm

what was in the email ??? you have to tell us now

flanzer · 20-11-2007 3:12pm

Ah this thread has made my day!

I have had a bad couple of days and was half tempted to go on the lash tonight, but I've learnt now to respect the booze! I might save the occasion for another time

Setun · 20-11-2007 3:16pm

Ah yes, day off college - sitting at home nice and warm, listening to Duke Ellington and reading a hilarious thread on boards.

My life has peaked, it's never gonna get any better than this.

actually hang on...

LouOB · 20-11-2007 3:20pm

there should be more drunken threads

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 3:34pm

Im delighted to have entertained you all, I really am. Feeling much better now so I can look back and laugh at it now. Apparently there was a rule made at the start of the night where I wasnt allowed order the same drink twice. Our kitchen is pretty messed up at the moment aswell, so in the meantime ill be on Adverts.ie looking for a new toaster and oven door

20-11-2007 3:41pm

Archimedes wrote: »

Im delighted to have entertained you all, I really am. Feeling much better now so I can look back and laugh at it now. Apparently there was a rule made at the start of the night where I wasnt allowed order the same drink twice. Our kitchen is pretty messed up at the moment aswell, so in the meantime ill be on Adverts.ie looking for a new toaster and oven door

...

what exactly happened last night?

watna · 20-11-2007 3:44pm

Archimedes wrote: »

Im delighted to have entertained you all, I really am. Feeling much better now so I can look back and laugh at it now. Apparently there was a rule made at the start of the night where I wasnt allowed order the same drink twice. Our kitchen is pretty messed up at the moment aswell, so in the meantime ill be on Adverts.ie looking for a new toaster and oven door

God, I wish I could go back to college!

Peyton Manning · 20-11-2007 3:46pm

Havent a clue about the oven door, its just gone - hinges and all. As for the toaster, theres some plastic goo melted all over it so im guessing somebody tried to toast something that was not meant to be toasted. I also sent that email to one of my lecturers.

Never again.

star-pants · 20-11-2007 4:02pm

You poor thing....
I'm laughing a lot but I do feel for ya.

But just think how many people's days you've just improved! gotta be good!!

humbert · 20-11-2007 4:13pm

eek, a lecturer! Was it a, "you're the bestest lecturer in the whole world" email or, "could you please stop sucking balls you gormless bugger" email?

Statso · 20-11-2007 4:23pm

By any chance are you in WIT? I understand your complaints about the security if so.

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