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Worst current comedians.

  • 31-07-2020 1:23pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 77 ✭✭Matmania


    I know everyone has different tastes so i get that but just looking for who they think is the least funny comedian operating today. Also who gets the silver and who would get the bronze. Not looking for reasons just names. I will start.

    Gold: Russell Howard
    Silver: Jason Byrne
    Bronze: Des Bishop

    At the end hopefully be a consensus and we can award the medals.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    What do people think of Maeve Higgins?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭MrMusician18


    Matmania wrote: »
    I know everyone has different tastes so i get that but just looking for who they think is the least funny comedian operating today. Also who gets the silver and who would get the bronze. Not looking for reasons just names. I will start.

    Gold: Russell Howard
    Silver: Jason Byrne
    Bronze: Des Bishop

    At the end hopefully be a consensus and we can award the medals.
    There's not many still active at the moment tbf.


  • Registered Users Posts: 467 ✭✭nj27


    Hannah Gadsby


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,305 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    What do people think of Maeve Higgins?
    She is grand to me....not a good comedian more like some girl telling you a vaguely funny story that goes on too long..but harmless.

    Gold Jason Byrne
    Silver Jason Byrne
    Bronze Jason Byrne


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭Poor_old_gill


    Jason Byrne is fairly poor - i've always found Ed Byrne & Michael McIntyre to be awful too.

    Maeve Higgins isnt really a comedian - she just says every day things in a overly played up Cork accent, there's no actual comedy to it.
    Similar to that Giz a laugh one who just does the same but with a Dublin accent


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    nj27 wrote: »
    Hannah Gadsby

    Hate her with a vengeance, my Ozzie cousin keeps banging on about her. Not remotely funny.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Current Affairs/IMHO sez a black muslim woman I expect!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,532 ✭✭✭crossman47


    Alison Spittle - no contest


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    crossman47 wrote: »
    Alison Spittle - no contest

    No one comes close to being as bad as Spittle


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    He's more of a podcaster pretending to be a comedian, but Brendan Schaub is the most dreadful attempt at comedy I've ever seen.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 552 ✭✭✭Salmon Leap


    Michael McIntyre and Des Bishop for sure


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,711 ✭✭✭keano_afc


    Alison Spittle
    Aisling Bea
    Jason Byrne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    crossman47 wrote: »
    Alison Spittle - no contest

    Damn, that was the lady I meant to ask about. Not Maeve Higgins.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭Guffy


    Gold. Jimmy Carr, used to like him but find him crude now tbh.

    Silver: tommy tiernan, just seems to have lost it too.

    Bronze: pat short, stale as feck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,168 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    the greatest comedian (irish or otherwise) of all time is grainne mcquire.

    Literally everyone else is the worst.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,018 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Andrew Lawrence.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    I don’t know if he counts as a comedian, but Blindboy is a painfully unfunny individual


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Amy Schumer......shudder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,018 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I don’t know if he counts as a comedian, but Blindboy is a painfully unfunny individual

    More of an “artiste” than a comedian now, J.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    More of an “artiste” than a comedian now, J.
    oh he's an atriste alright


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,168 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    I don’t know if he counts as a comedian, but Blindboy is a painfully unfunny individual

    podcaster


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,692 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    Not sure if still active but Andrew Maxwell is truly hopeless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭Madeoface


    Ed Byrne

    One of the worst in history - makes Jimmy Cricket funny.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭Dingaan


    Matmania wrote: »
    I know everyone has different tastes so i get that but just looking for who they think is the least funny comedian operating today. Also who gets the silver and who would get the bronze. Not looking for reasons just names. I will start.

    Gold: Russell Howard
    Silver: Jason Byrne
    Bronze: Des Bishop

    At the end hopefully be a consensus and we can award the medals.

    I went to see Russell Howard last year in Dublin. The tickets were a gift. I never heard of him before going.

    It was dreadful! He spent the whole show poking fun at the conservative party and conservative people in general. Does everything have to be heavily politicized these days? The crowd lapped it up all the same.
    I was expecting more creative humour than just cheap jokes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56,620 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Gold: Jason Byrne
    Dead heat for gold, Tommy Tiernan
    Silver is that utter unfunny scouse knob, John Bishop.
    Bronze: Jack Whitehall


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    Deirdre O Kane is probably the only female ‘comedian’ to get as much as a ‘ha’ out of me.

    Alison Spittle and that overweight dyed red hair woman who goes on mock the week a lot are both absolutely bottom of the barrel though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭Poor_old_gill


    Deirdre O Kane is probably the only female ‘comedian’ to get as much as a ‘ha’ out of me.

    Alison Spittle and that overweight dyed red hair woman who goes on mock the week a lot are both absolutely bottom of the barrel though.

    I prefer Deirdre O Kane as an actor in comedy shows as opposed to when she does stand up comedy or comic presenting


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Ludikrus


    Al Murray

    Russell Howard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Dingaan wrote: »
    I went to see Russell Howard last year in Dublin. The tickets were a gift. I never heard of him before going.

    It was dreadful! He spent the whole show poking fun at the conservative party and conservative people in general. Does everything have to be heavily politicized these days? The crowd lapped it up all the same.
    I was expecting more creative humour than just cheap jokes.

    I used to watch Mock the Week year ago when Frankie Boyle was on . Russell Howard was the worst person on the show , he'd do weird impressions and tell jokes that'd make no sense, I can't believe hes still making a career out of comedy. Obviously some people find him funny but I can't see why


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  • Registered Users Posts: 258 ✭✭ClydeTallyBump


    That awful Jon on the Jimmy Carr Countdown show.

    I don't know his full name. He also ruined a charity Bake Off episode on me too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,420 ✭✭✭splinter65


    walshb wrote: »
    Gold: Jason Byrne
    Dead heat for gold, Tommy Tiernan
    Silver is that utter unfunny scouse knob, John Bishop.
    Bronze: Jack Whitehall

    Jack Whitehall is one of the biggest bluffers on the tv.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,420 ✭✭✭splinter65


    I used to watch Mock the Week year ago when Frankie Boyle was on . Russell Howard was the worst person on the show , he'd do weird impressions and tell jokes that'd make no sense, I can't believe hes still making a career out of comedy. Obviously some people find him funny but I can't see why

    Frankie Boyle. There are no words. The firing squad is too good for him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 788 ✭✭✭babi-hrse


    I dunno Milton Jones is fairly poor on mock the week I know his whole approach is one liners but he really doesn't have to do stupid faces for effect the joke is funny or it isnt.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,909 ✭✭✭CtevenSrowder


    splinter65 wrote: »
    Frankie Boyle. There are no words. The firing squad is too good for him.

    Ye the shock comedy he does gets old very, very quickly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56,620 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    splinter65 wrote: »
    Frankie Boyle. There are no words. The firing squad is too good for him.

    An absolute effing turd that lad....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 56,620 ✭✭✭✭walshb


    Does that McSavage lad qualify here?

    Or what actually is he apart from a fooking out and out odd ball....?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Deirdre O Kane is probably the only female ‘comedian’ to get as much as a ‘ha’ out of me.

    Oh god.. she absolutely pains me..
    A battle-axe with a neck on her I reckon..


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    crossman47 wrote: »
    Alison Spittle - no contest

    Typical misogynist belittling her physical appearance instead of addressing her comedic talent.

    Oh wait.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    keano_afc wrote: »
    Alison Spittle
    Aisling Bea
    Jason Byrne

    i saw aisling bea at the galway comedy festival circa 2013 , shes no richard pryor but i enjoyed the show

    shes a talented actress too from what ive seen


  • Registered Users Posts: 375 ✭✭pajosjunkbox


    walshb wrote:
    Or what actually is he apart from a fooking out and out odd ball....?

    walshb wrote:
    Or what actually is he apart from a fooking out and out odd ball....?

    walshb wrote:
    Does that McSavage lad qualify here?


    In fairness..... David McSavage has some genuinely funny characters. The savage Eye was excellent and refreshing as very few comics take risks anymore.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 77 ✭✭Matmania


    Seen Des Bishop long time ago in the comedy club on the keys think the place is gone now. He is still doing the same stuff. If i could hand out of 4th medal Andrew Maxwell is a defo. He is shocking.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,168 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    i saw aisling bea at the galway comedy festival circa 2013 , shes no richard pryor but i enjoyed the show

    shes a talented actress too from what ive seen

    I like Aisling


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 877 ✭✭✭jk23


    Jarlath Regan


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 21,567 Mod ✭✭✭✭Brian?


    Dingaan wrote: »
    I went to see Russell Howard last year in Dublin. The tickets were a gift. I never heard of him before going.

    It was dreadful! He spent the whole show poking fun at the conservative party and conservative people in general. Does everything have to be heavily politicized these days? The crowd lapped it up all the same.
    I was expecting more creative humour than just cheap jokes.

    That’s his act in fairness. He does a program that critiques he weeks news.

    I don’t like his comedy at all, but you can hardly give out about politicised comedy from someone who’s entire career is based on political comedy.

    they/them/theirs


    And so on, and so on …. - Slavoj Žižek




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,257 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    That bearded guy who posts videos of himself sitting in his car shouting in an exaggerated rural accent. He's about as funny as an aids diagnosis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,094 ✭✭✭.anon.


    splinter65 wrote: »
    Frankie Boyle. There are no words. The firing squad is too good for him.
    Ye the shock comedy he does gets old very, very quickly.

    I used to find him tedious because, yeah, 'shock comedy' stops being shocking when it's just a constant barrage and you're essentially building an entire act around the worst elements of your horrible cunty audience. Although I watched one of his more recent shows on Netflix and found parts of it really good, far more thoughtful than his 'Mock the Week' drivel.

    He had a great joke about Jeremy Corbyn a few years ago, referring to him hypothetically becoming prime minister and then dying suddenly on a countryside walk, only for it to later emerge that he had kicked himself to death.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,987 ✭✭✭OptimusTractor


    That bearded guy who posts videos of himself sitting in his car shouting in an exaggerated rural accent. He's about as funny as an aids diagnosis.

    I believe his name is Kathleen.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,168 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    jk23 wrote: »
    Jarlath Regan

    Yeah I’m very suspicious of men that are more feminist than women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    That bearded guy who posts videos of himself sitting in his car shouting in an exaggerated rural accent. He's about as funny as an aids diagnosis.

    His SJW activism is funnier than his " comedy " which is saying something

    Sir stevo Timothy something or other ?

    Insufferable bore


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    I didn't realise fake fb comedians counted.

    In that case the roaring lad in the car and Rory's Stories have to take gold. One day scientists will discover and cure the defect that causes people to find that ****e funny, until then, they're in my prayers.


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