Why are women so annoying?

H8GHOTI · 13-08-2019 12:49pm #1

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

Your Face · 13-08-2019 12:51pm

Are you a woman OP?
That's the only way this can work.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 12:53pm

Let it out OP. Let it out.

We can be annoying. Shrug.

But there you go

Boom_Bap · 13-08-2019 12:53pm

Sounds like you have a wine jumper that you wont give up and makes you look like a hobo.
This is not a gender thing, it a wine jumper thing.

partyguinness · 13-08-2019 12:53pm

Well she is your girlfriend so how does that reflect on you?

Stevieluvsye · 13-08-2019 12:53pm

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

I'm a bloke and i find men are more annoying than women. Maybe just your mindset

Raconteuse · 13-08-2019 12:54pm

Break up with her.

Always interests me the way people who complain about the opposite sex still can't cope without a partner (of the opposite sex)!

I can't stand women like that - and there are a lot of them - but to say they're the majority is way off.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 12:54pm

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

I'm a bloke and i find men are more annoying than women. Maybe just your mindset

Read my posts for while you will change your mind.

Porklife · 13-08-2019 12:54pm

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

What are you wearing right now OP?

Stevieluvsye · 13-08-2019 12:55pm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Read my posts for while you will change your mind.

I like you Vibes.

You get a bit of a raw deal now and again, but i'll call you on any BS you post

partyguinness · 13-08-2019 12:56pm

I am struggling to believe that the OP is an adult.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 12:56pm

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

I like you Vibes.

You get a bit of a raw deal now and again, but i'll call you on any BS you post

Thats ....every ...post.....:D

PaulieC · 13-08-2019 12:58pm

why would you wear a jumper in the summer ?

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 12:59pm

a wine jumper....what is wrong with a wine jumper???

Or maybe its the separation of work you from ....you.

My work me is very different from my me.

pleasant Co. · 13-08-2019 12:59pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Sounds like you have a wine jumper that you wont give up and makes you look like a hobo.
This is not a gender thing, it a wine jumper thing.

I'd call my jumper burgundy tbh, and it's hobo-chic for your information. Good day to you sir.

Deebles McBeebles · 13-08-2019 1:00pm

Wine jumper was a gift from an ex. New woman must exterminate wine jumper.

Stevieluvsye · 13-08-2019 1:00pm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

a wine jumper....what is wrong with a wine jumper???

Or maybe its the separation of work you from ....you.

My work me is very different from my me.

Honestly had to read that 5 times to understand what you were saying

racso1975 · 13-08-2019 1:02pm

Bet ya it was a private appointment???

banie01 · 13-08-2019 1:02pm

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Sounds like you have a wine jumper that you wont give up and makes you look like a hobo.
This is not a gender thing, it a wine jumper thing.

Is it wine coloured?
Or is it his wine jumper, as in when he drinks wine he wears that particular jumper?

Maybe he wears it, I mean drinks a little too much?
And that was just her code for asking him to show up sober?

partyguinness · 13-08-2019 1:03pm

Burgundy colour jumper is never good unless you are 60 year old math teacher with corduroy trousers.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 1:03pm

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Honestly had to read that 5 times to understand what you were saying

Maybe its like the jumper is the 'work him'. And she doesn't want 'work him' to bring her to the hospital. She doesn't want work boyfriend in the work uniform. She wants boyfriend boyfriend.

13-08-2019 1:03pm

Sorry, could you repeat that, I can't you hear you while you're under that thumb.

Boom_Bap · 13-08-2019 1:03pm

Which type of wine jumper

Stevieluvsye · 13-08-2019 1:04pm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Maybe its like the jumper is the 'work him'. And she doesn't want 'work him' to bring her to the hospital. She doesn't want work boyfriend in the work uniform. She wants boyfriend boyfriend.

No, i got there in the end of original post

Le Bruise · 13-08-2019 1:04pm

Sounds like more of a whine jumper

Wibbs · 13-08-2019 1:04pm

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

I'm a bloke and i find men are more annoying than women. Maybe just your mindset

I'd generally agree with that myself S, except when things go into the romantic, when they can be a complete bloody headmelt. Then again maybe men(tm) are too, women(tm) complain enough about them, but I dunno as I'm not gay.

Raconteuse wrote:

I can't stand women like that - and there are a lot of them - but to say they're the majority is way off.

This. So much this. People differ enough that you should be able to find someone who is compatible with your own headspace. Deliberately going out with people who wreck your head just because they have a fanny/dick always struck me as a bit daft, though many, if not most will do it at some point.

I know I did for a time. My niche(though in my experience I have to say it's a lot of women) was the never happy for long types. Always some bloody whinge or other in the mix and I found myself running around putting out one small fire after another, with the occasional raging bushfire. Like they were slightly uncomfortable in their skin all the time. I learned that in life try to always seek out those with the happy mindset as their basic default, in friendships and especially relationships. If you want drama, a season ticket to your local cinema should suffice.

Deebles McBeebles · 13-08-2019 1:04pm

partyguinness wrote: »

Burgundy colour jumper is never good unless you are 60 year old math teacher with corduroy trousers.

Its damn sexy then.

Stevieluvsye · 13-08-2019 1:05pm

Tell her next time to get the bus or learn how to drive

dhaughton99 · 13-08-2019 1:19pm

Shorts, sliders and a wine jumper. Nice!

What’s wrong with her anyway?

freshpopcorn · 13-08-2019 1:19pm

I always get very concerned about men who go out with these annoying women.
Why would you put yourself in your position?

endacl · 13-08-2019 1:19pm

Why do you hate fish, OP? Did a fish make fun of your jumper?

IIGeminiII · 13-08-2019 1:41pm

H8GHOTI wrote: »

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

OP sounds bound up and estrogen dominant. OP what's your alcohol intake per week like? Hard to advise further unless you reveal your weight and personal hygiene regime. Would you typically wear the same clothes the entire week? Are you ugly or mediocre in the looks department? Sorry to be so forward but these are important questions.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 1:42pm

endacl wrote: »

Why do you hate fish, OP? Did a fish make fun of your jumper?

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 1:42pm

freshpopcorn wrote: »

I always get very concerned about men who go out with these annoying women.
Why would you put yourself in your position?

For sex.

Mad_maxx · 13-08-2019 1:44pm

H8GHOTI wrote: »

Ok I’m sure a couple of men can be assholes occasionally. And I know that not every woman is, just the majority.

My girlfriend had a hospital appointment and as a kind, generous and overall just super guy I said I would bring her. She says to me the night before “make sure you wear something nice”.

Oh did the letter from the doctor say it was a black tie event? Is the prognosis or advice or medicine prescribed going to be different depending on my clothes?
Firstly, do you think I’m going to turn up in pajamas ffs? Secondly, I went to work in the morning so she knew I’d be smartly dressed. “Oh don’t wear that wine jumper you wear to work”. For someone who is so concerned about what I’m wearing, she hadn’t noticed I haven’t worn that for months and it’s a nice jumper anyway.

Her comment had no impact on what I wore but when I collected her looking well, I’m sure she thought to herself, oh he listened to me, thank god I said something. Of course at the hospital most people were just wearing jeans, tshirt etc.

This isn’t just my girlfriend. You’d see plenty of examples of this kind of sh!t on tv or on nights out or in supermarkets. I’ve worked in a number of offices and plenty of women would tell stories about the stupid things they said to their partner. So what’s the reason for these kind of pointless comments? They enjoy telling people what to do, want to be the boss? Just enjoy annoying men?

Just agree and do what they want.

It's easier and mostly involves small things

Tammy! · 13-08-2019 1:47pm

Relax op. Here, sit down and listen to some Lisa Loeb...

Hector Savage · 13-08-2019 1:48pm

in relationships - women look for conflict, men look for peace.
It's always the woman that starts moaning about something, men never do.

Feisar · 13-08-2019 1:49pm

OP, yea but does she have big tits?

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 1:50pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

men never do.

:pac:

So not true.

Raconteuse · 13-08-2019 1:50pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

in relationships - women look for conflict, men look for peace.
It's always the woman that starts moaning about something, men never do.

Yep, 100% of the time. No man in history has ever sought conflict in his relationship.

And it's awful too the way a gun is put to these poor men's heads forcing them to be in relationships with women.

IIGeminiII · 13-08-2019 1:51pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

in relationships - women look for conflict, men look for peace.
It's always the woman that starts moaning about something, men never do.

Dunno. OP sounds like a world class moaner himself.

Widdershins · 13-08-2019 1:51pm

She's probably a Capricorn.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 1:52pm

Widdershins wrote: »

She's probably a Capricorn.

I have a Capricorn moon.:eek:

the beer revolu · 13-08-2019 1:54pm

OP, simple answer.

Women are so annoying because they are people.

ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 1:55pm

the beer revolu wrote: »

OP, simple answer.

Women are so annoying because they are people.

People are not annoying when they are dead.

Widdershins · 13-08-2019 1:56pm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
I have a Capricorn moon.:eek:

I was just messing! :P

Moonsigns have a different kind of bearing anyway (if one believes in it)

jimgoose · 13-08-2019 2:00pm

ToddyDoody · 13-08-2019 2:01pm

Because wired for babies?, giving an annoyingly 'vital' importance to every small little thing?

That may sound derogatory/ sexist but obviously its a hugely important biological / social function that men are, to a greater or lesser extent, 'spared'.

retro:electro · 13-08-2019 2:02pm

The colour is winterberry

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ILoveYourVibes · 13-08-2019 2:02pm

Widdershins wrote: »

I was just messing! :P

Moonsigns have a different kind of bearing anyway (if one believes in it)

We need an astrology forum!

Roger Hassenforder · 13-08-2019 2:04pm

Mad_maxx wrote: »

Just agree and do what they want.

It's easier and mostly involves small things

This. Top Tip for young men entering the game.
Play the long game. Doesnt sweat the small stuff, sacrifices little trivial wins over a (its burgundy) jumper, and endure occaisonal whines, for a comfortable, extended life. Manufacturer the odd flare up to keep her on her toes. Not letting her turn into a Hyacith Bucketesque nag. Vanish for a couple of hours, and dont cut the grass regularly. And refuse to do things occaisonally, culture a bad back around 6 Nations time. Unless youre going to Paris with the lads.
Pick your battles. And you'll need to, or else she'll lose all respect for you.

BTW OP, ever consider she just wanted you to look nice, she'd be parading you in front of all the knocked up single moms (assuming natal appointment here) silently and judgementally screaming the way women do to each other, "in your face bitches, this one's mine"

Why are women so annoying?

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