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14-02-2020, 08:59   #1
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Looking for a bit of advice...
What's the best number of Roses to give for Valentine's Day? -

6? 12? 24?

Or the whole tin?
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14-02-2020, 11:21   #3
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Happy Hallmark card and Restaurant markup day to you too.
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Valentines Day is consumerist rubbish,
don’t you have some ironing to do?
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I once made love to a female clown… she twisted my penis into a poodle.
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Valentine was beaten to death with clubs and had his head severed off on this day in 270.Happy valentines day
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Happy VD Day.
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Look at all the cynics who won't be having sex tonight
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Happy VD Day.
On this day, roses were liberated from their natural habitat and employed as money-making devices.
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I am waiting till Monday when the teddies are been sold off at 50% discount. That's my lot.
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On this day, roses were liberated from their natural habitat and employed as money-making devices.
To follow on from your cheerful post, additional useless trees are also rightly chopped down to supply for the excess requirement of cards provided to love ones on this day
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To follow on from your cheerful post, additional useless trees are also rightly chopped down to supply for the excess requirement of cards provided to love ones on this day
Valentines cards should be recycled every year or every lover LOL
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Despite getting roses and champagne which I accept with grace and manners hand my heart I do think a lot of it is nonsense but a little bit of a celebration of all kind of love both Agape and Eros is nice.

But with romantic love I take the line, by my deads shall you know me.
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Happy 'fallen for yet another cold and calculated marketing ploy day, sucker'.
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