One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:29pm

And what if Hammond took out his organ?
I suspect Jude would be mortified.

Mena Mitty · 10-05-2019 2:30pm

My local of long ago had worse than 10 off tune guitar players and some young wan that thought she could sing...yes folk the Devil's spawn....Cardplayers !

( feckers and their wingmen, wives husbands and girlfriends...nursing a pint all night and taking up tables and chairs intended for bona fide drinkers) rant over.

K.Flyer · 10-05-2019 2:30pm

She certainly would not... laughed right out loud there

Del.Monte · 10-05-2019 2:30pm

Some people don't like crabby old cows like you either missus.

sligojoek · 10-05-2019 2:30pm

She's having none of Joes sh1te

boardise · 10-05-2019 2:30pm

Can you imagine this happening on the London tube or the NY metro?
I can't and rightly so.
I agree with the original caller -you have no right to impose your noise-making desires on other passengers.

10-05-2019 2:30pm

A set on bones on de Ballyfermah bus

10-05-2019 2:31pm

A fella pulling out a bone on the Ballyfermot bus... What now?

jojofizzio · 10-05-2019 2:31pm

So it’s fine for you to sing unannounced but not others???

Roger_007 · 10-05-2019 2:31pm

Deleted User wrote: »

The thing about a train is that you're stuck in the space until you get to destination. She’s right that there can be sick people coming from chemo, autistic children who can’t cope with noise. On a train you can’t easily escape it.

I was on a train in India once. There were people with hens and ducks and one fella had a small pig in the carriage that I was in. I wonder what would Jude think of that?

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:31pm

Mena Mitty wrote: »

My local of long ago had worse than 10 off tune guitar players and some young wan that thought she could sing...yes folk the Devil's spawn....Cardplayers !

( feckers and their wingmen, wives husbands and girlfriends...nursing a pint all night and taking up tables and chairs intended for bona fide drinkers) rant over.

Pub singers, the scourge of the music world.
Them, and the poor deluded fools who think they can sing and their cloth-eared relatives and friends encourage them.
Asses who couldn't hold a note in a pint jar.

Del.Monte · 10-05-2019 2:32pm

Stolen luggage has what exactly to do with the Mornington Choir?

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:33pm

Del.Monte wrote: »

Stolen luggage has what exactly to do with the Mornington Choir?

The choir can be grateful that nobody can steal their instruments.

10-05-2019 2:33pm

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

A fella pulling out a bone on the Ballyfermot bus... What now?

Was probably one of the Fureys.

10-05-2019 2:34pm

boardise wrote: »

Can you imagine this happening on the London tube or the NY metro?
I can't and rightly so.
I agree with the original caller -you have no right to impose your noise-making desires on other passengers.

some really nice videos on YouTube of people doing exactly that.

I'm not so fond of a trend in other countries like France and Germany where lads busk on the metro with an accordion. But that's more to do with the awful din of an accordion.

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:35pm

Stevie Wonder finally found his way to the venue, then?

K.Flyer · 10-05-2019 2:36pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Stevie Wonder finally found his way to the venue, then?

Took him nine years though...

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:36pm

Joe attempting to be funny.
Lead balloon.

jeremyj1968 · 10-05-2019 2:36pm

Smart a$$

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:37pm

The Dutch are dry b@stards in other words

glenfieldman · 10-05-2019 2:37pm

I was on the Metro in Madrid and some guy walked on at Gran Via station with a battery loud speaker and electric guitar and proceeded to rock out a few solos, and walked up and down the carriage looking for funds
Class so it was

Michael joseph · 10-05-2019 2:38pm

sorry Nuala, you'ra talking about a country where people actually give a ****e what other people think. A quiet carriage wouldn't work here.

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:38pm

K.Flyer wrote: »

Took him nine years though...

Braille misprinted on the maps.

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:38pm

glenfieldman wrote: »

I was on the Metro in Madrid and some guy walked on at Gran Via station with a battery loud speaker and electric guitar and proceeded to rock out a few solos, and walked up and down the carriage looking for funds
Class so it was

Last time I was on the Paris underground it was the same story

10-05-2019 2:38pm

Michael joseph wrote: »

sorry Nuala, you'ra talking about a country where people actually give a ****e what other people think. A quiet carriage wouldn't work here.

Is it my imagination or did we once have quiet carriages?

Edit, am I on LiveLine?

10-05-2019 2:38pm

glenfieldman wrote: »

I was on the Metro in Madrid and some guy walked on at Gran Via station with a battery loud speaker and electric guitar and proceeded to rock out a few solos, and walked up and down the carriage looking for funds
Class so it was

Was he one of the Iberian equivalent of the journeying class?

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:39pm

Jude makes cream crackers seem juicy

DoctorEdgeWild · 10-05-2019 2:39pm

It is Ireland.

The most RTE excuse I've ever heard.

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:40pm

Music touches the 'sole.
Yep.

dvcireland · 10-05-2019 2:40pm

where's Barry Kenny ? The King of Spin

Mena Mitty · 10-05-2019 2:40pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

Joe attempting to be funny.
Lead balloon.

We'll hear that Vow of silence gag on many a FF in years to come.

jojofizzio · 10-05-2019 2:40pm

Even Joe is kowtowing to the Jude the Queen of Boring...

sligojoek · 10-05-2019 2:40pm

Am I being too facetious ?

YES.

Next caller.

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:41pm

The ticket collector came along..............and threw him out ze window

boardise · 10-05-2019 2:41pm

Ok -but the essential point made by the caller was not so much that people sang -anything can erupt at any given moment - but that Irish Rail seemed to excuse it . I would be surprised if this was common practice among rail companies generally .
Then again maybe the world is changing in ways that I never foresaw -and I do accept no one will ask for my permission.

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:42pm

BPKS wrote: »

The ticket collector came along..............and threw him out ze window

"I vill say zis only once."

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:42pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Am I being too facetious ?

YES.

Next caller.

He oftens asks that question.

I'd love some day if a caller said to him "No Joe, you are just being a pr1ck"

10-05-2019 2:43pm

If you wants quiet carriage here you have to go First Class, if there is such a carriage on the route. Often carriages get filled with free-ridin’ scrotes who eff their way throughout the journey, often getting on in places like Portarlington.

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:44pm

boardise wrote: »

Ok -but the essential point made by the caller was not so much that people sang -anything can erupt at any given moment - but that Irish Rail seemed to excuse it . I would be surprised if this was common practice among rail companies generally .
Then again maybe the world is changing in ways that I never foresaw -and I do accept no one will ask for my permission.

They had a piano installed in a few train stations over the last few months so people could sit down a play a tune while they waited for a train.

Were there complaints about this I wonder?

pc7 · 10-05-2019 2:44pm

BPKS wrote: »

He oftens asks that question.
I'd love some day if a caller said to him "No Joe, you are just being a pr1ck"

Mod Note

Triple bonus bingo points if anyone gets that in!

ps - not really a mod note its Friday and I'm giddy.

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:45pm

BPKS wrote: »

They had a piano installed in a few train stations over the last few months so people could sit down a play a tune while they waited for a train.

Were there complaints about this I wonder?

Are there any takers (and I don't mean Hi-Ace vans pulling up and loading them)?

10-05-2019 2:45pm

Oh deer!

pc7 · 10-05-2019 2:45pm

I've a sneaking suspicion this caller has never ever ever been on a stag

10-05-2019 2:45pm

boardise wrote: »

Ok -but the essential point made by the caller was not so much that people sang -anything can erupt at any given moment - but that Irish Rail seemed to excuse it . I would be surprised if this was common practice among rail companies generally .
Then again maybe the world is changing in ways that I never foresaw -and I do accept no one will ask for my permission.

I think she had a point. If I was sitting beside her on the train (which neither she nor I were on :pac:) I'd probably agree with her. It was a bit inconsiderate, and IR should probably be careful about promoting it. But it's just a one-off.

It's just the proportion of Jude's response that gets me.

Dan Jaman · 10-05-2019 2:46pm

How about some Sky Marshals on the trains, with rubber bullets?

10-05-2019 2:46pm

BPKS wrote: »

They had a piano installed in a few train stations over the last few months so people could sit down a play a tune while they waited for a train.

Were there complaints about this I wonder?

There were, on de Lahvlahn, about them not being in tune.

glenfieldman · 10-05-2019 2:47pm

This is Fr Purrcell from Fr Ted
New boilers

pc7 · 10-05-2019 2:47pm

Id say after that young band on the Ryanair flight went viral for a mid air ceili, they are all scrambling for something similar to go viral.

BPKS · 10-05-2019 2:48pm

Ah Joe will you leave poor Simon go FFS.

Del.Monte · 10-05-2019 2:48pm

Is this him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE_p0fjwjoI

One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

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