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  • #1852
    SolvableKnave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,470 ✭✭✭SolvableKnave


    Would you eat the whole thing? Or just a slice?


  • #1853
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    NH - Cake = Love all


  • #1854
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    1800_Ladladlad wrote: »
    Straws

    Only the plastic ones.


  • #1855
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    New Home wrote: »
    Only the plastic ones.

    Created by ppl that cant tell the difference between hay and straw


  • #1856
    Clareman
    Moderators, Sports Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 24,005 Mod ✭✭✭✭Clareman


    SolvableKnave wrote: »
    Would you eat the whole thing? Or just a slice?

    If I was to eat the whole thing I'd need to have something to drink with it, maybe a nice glass of orange deuce


  • #1857
    M5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,161 ✭✭✭✭M5


    LaFuton wrote: »
    umm.. that can be perceived in 2 fashions...i like them both.
    double lol thanks

    500274.jpeg


  • #1858
    fritzelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,674 ✭✭✭✭fritzelly


    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=112285544&postcount=967

    If I saw that in the shop (Jackie) I would be thinking who is it supposed to be - the first model could be any Chinese guy
    (still pretty good skill)


  • #1859
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    joujoujou wrote: »
    500374.jpg

    When you ask a woman her age (which you shouldn't do), and she gives you one answer but really should be the other.

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  • #1860
    KathleenGrant
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,786 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    fritzelly wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=112285544&postcount=967

    If I saw that in the shop (Jackie) I would be thinking who is it supposed to be - the first model could be any Chinese guy
    (still pretty good skill)

    I don't get it. What is the skill?

    Sorry video took ages to load I just saw the pic. Apologies


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  • #1861
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,491 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    astrofluff wrote: »
    When you ask a woman her age (which you shouldn't do), and she gives you one answer but really should be the other.
    Asking date of birth tends to get more accurate answers.


  • #1862
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Worztron wrote: »
    500393.jpg
    Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite
    - Spike Milligan


  • #1863
    New Home
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Lego

    Someone's been watching the Lego Batman movie...


  • #1864
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Victor wrote: »
    Asking date of birth tends to get more accurate answers.
    Nah cut off her leg and count the rings.


  • #1865
    silverharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,676 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    im kinda getting excited for a bridge opening in New Ross that I otherwise wouldn't have known about and will probably never use in my life time

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • #1866
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    silverharp wrote: »
    im kinda getting excited for a bridge opening in New Ross that I otherwise wouldn't have known about
    and will probably three times in my life time

    more importantly will it have a toll ?


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  • #1867
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    I thanked that post in case our friend m17 doesn't see it. I wouldn't know about it either without the fabulous catalogue of photos during construction.

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  • #1868
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,763 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    silverharp wrote: »
    im kinda getting excited for a bridge opening in New Ross that I otherwise wouldn't have known about and will probably never use in my life time

    You probably would have just bypassed it.


  • #1869
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,629 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    astrofluff wrote: »
    I thanked that post in case our friend m17 doesn't see it. I wouldn't know about it either without the fabulous catalogue of photos during construction.

    He’s in Donegal this morning by the looks of it. :rolleyes: ;)


  • #1870
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    That Lost in Burmese Translation post? When I read it I thought they were going to meet Trump.


  • #1871
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,491 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    New Home wrote: »
    That Lost in Burmese Translation post? When I read it I thought they were going to meet Trump.
    So did I.


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  • #1872
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,629 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    The war memorial?


  • #1873
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,842 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    The war memorial?

    Large sex toy.


  • #1874
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,491 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    snow scorpion wrote: »
    Earth and Mars

    EOtjfZnVAAAuDu2?format=jpg&name=900x900
    Until I saw the caption I thought it was New South Wales before and after.


  • #1875
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    8942_1041_500.png


  • #1876
    Charlie-Bravo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,685 ✭✭✭Charlie-Bravo


    B-D-P-- wrote: »
    2020-01-21.png

    Please tell me this is legit.

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  • #1877
    Suckit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,211 ✭✭✭✭Suckit


    astrofluff wrote: »
    Please tell me this is legit.
    It sure is.
    https://www.thejournal.ie/would-elective-only-hospital-work-ireland-4283196-Oct2018/


  • #1878
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    wnUfahHh.jpg

    Turns out there's a third type.



















    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    This has shocked me beyond belief. Utter cruelty.
    https://twitter.com/alex_christofi/status/1219564301029138432


  • #1879
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mr E wrote: »
    Different era...
    BXlMdKN.jpg?1

    I noticed in the small print that it was only free if your car was less than 16hp (Even the Model T was more powerful than that)
    Was that actually real or a spoof?


  • #1880
    Mellor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,603 ✭✭✭✭Mellor


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I noticed in the small print that it was only free if your car was less than 16hp (Even the Model T was more powerful than that)
    Was that actually real or a spoof?

    It’s real. But it refers to tax horsepower, not actual engine output.
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_horsepower
    The tax horsepower rating was computed not from actual engine power but by a mathematical formula based on cylinder dimensions. At the beginning of the twentieth century, tax power was reasonably close to real power; as the internal combustion engine developed, real power became larger than nominal taxable power by a factor of ten or more.


  • #1881
    Capt'n Midnight
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    wnUfahHh.jpg



    https://twitter.com/LivUniLibrary/status/1219622135070711809

    :eek:


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  • #1882
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 25,611 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Varadkar at gig?


  • #1883
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,766 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    look at her arm


  • #1884
    ganmo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    look at her arm

    Well I think it's more the arm in the middle is neither his nor hers


  • #1885
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    ganmo wrote: »
    Well I think it's more the arm in the middle is neither his nor hers


    No, the other arm. The one that is definitely hers.




    P.S. When you see it you'll kick yourself.


  • #1886
    dan1895
    Registered Users Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    The masked singer pic in ylyl reminded me of the Manic Street Preachers on top of the pops


  • #1887
    Victor
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,491 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    scotchy wrote: »
    The Simpsons always seem to get it right.

    EPIOyqnU0AE2PZO?format=jpg&name=900x900
    What is happening here?


  • #1888
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Corona Virus


  • #1889
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    How did you pick up coronavirus from those pics?


  • #1890
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,646 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    How did you pick up coronavirus from those pics?

    Items sent from China containing a virus.

    Whole town gets sick.


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  • #1891
    Pawwed Rig
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 22,407 CMod ✭✭✭✭Pawwed Rig


    Did the virus transmit that way? I thought it was person to person. Haven't really been following the issue so not trying to be dumb


  • #1892
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,646 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Did the virus transmit that way? I thought it was person to person. Haven't really been following the issue so not trying to be dumb

    It's from the Simpsons. Actual coronavirus (as far as I know) is passed yb close contact.

    Sure its made in china so it won't last long:pac:


  • #1893
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,763 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    It's from the Simpsons. Actual coronavirus (as far as I know) is passed yb close contact.

    Sure its made in china so it won't last long:pac:

    It won't be delivered here until at least 2022 do we've time to prepare.


  • #1894
    New Home
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    Pawwed Rig wrote: »
    Did the virus transmit that way? I thought it was person to person. Haven't really been following the issue so not trying to be dumb


    I could be wrong, but I think it's airborne and it would probably transmit like the other types of flu. It could easily mutate, mind you.


  • #1895
    Wilberto
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    But sure, it's only a virus. A couple of days wrapped up in bed, sipping on a Beecham's Hot Lemon and you'll be fine. :)


  • #1896
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'd prefer hot whiskey :)


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  • #1897
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Wilberto wrote: »
    But sure, it's only a virus. A couple of days wrapped up in bed, sipping on a Beecham's Hot Lemon and you'll be fine. :)
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'd prefer hot whiskey :)

    I demand these 2 be demodded immediately. They are obviously not Irish and know nothing of Ireland.

    Every Irish man woman and child knows the cure for flu is flat 7up or white lemonade if you were poor.


  • #1898
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,646 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Nosnon wrote: »
    I demand these 2 be demodded immediately. They are obviously not Irish and know nothing of Ireland.

    Every Irish man woman and child knows the cure for flu is flat 7up or white lemonade if you were poor.

    3 liters of Cavan spring lemonade could see a family of 9 through the harshest of winter flus back in the day.


  • #1899
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Wilberto wrote: »
    But sure, it's only a virus. A couple of days wrapped up in bed, sipping on a Beecham's Hot Lemon and you'll be fine. :)
    We should be at Decon 2.

    This one is almost as bad as man flu.


  • #1900
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 40,304 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    3 liters of Cavan spring lemonade could see a family of 9 through the harshest of winter flus back in the day.
    Id love some Cavan Cola now!


  • #1901
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,530 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    In other news

    Marburg virus found in Sierra Leone bats

    15,000-year-old viruses found in Tibetan glacier

    End days are upon us


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