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  • 13-01-2021 12:12am
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    MonkieSocks
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    Quasimodo was up in the bell tower with Esmeralda.

    There was a scream.

    Quasimodo fell to the ground.

    Esmeralda ran down to see him.

    She kneeled down next to him.

    With his dying breath Quasimodo said to her "Esmeralda when I said can you toss me off this is not what I meant".

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #2
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,283 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    Quasimodo got married,and as he came home one night he saw his wife carrying a wok.

    'Ahh' he said 'Chinese tonight?
    '
    'No' she answered " I'm going to iron your shirt"

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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