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Writers' Bloc - Creative Writing Off Topic Thread

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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    oh yeah i ought to buy that

    too happy about my singing lesson to care right now though :cool:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    You gave or took a singing lesson? What exactly does one teach at singing lessons?


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    took! I've been playing cello for years and years and I did some piano grades and all the theory grades but I always always wanted to do singing. Never had time. So I'm finally taking lessons! This was my second one. My poor cello will have to languish in the corner for a while.

    Mostly breath exercises and techniques. All sorts of huffing and puffing :pac:
    We started an actual piece today as my teacher wants me to do the exam at christmas - exciting!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvSfHFnFlg&feature=related


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    bluewolf wrote: »
    took! I've been playing cello for years and years and I did some piano grades and all the theory grades but I always always wanted to do singing. Never had time. So I'm finally taking lessons! This was my second one. My poor cello will have to languish in the corner for a while.

    Mostly breath exercises and techniques. All sorts of huffing and puffing :pac:
    We started an actual piece today as my teacher wants me to do the exam at christmas - exciting!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKvSfHFnFlg&feature=related

    That IS exciting, you talented lady you, soon you can bust out the solo album :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    I find people who unexpectedly air dirty laundry in public very disconcerting. It makes me reassess how I feel about the way I choose to spend my free time and maybe revise what will or won't get my attention in the future.

    It also disappoints me when I see someone I had some respect for make a point of calling someone out over something that doesn't need to be made public, especially if it's for a pretty petty reason.

    :(


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Blush_01 wrote: »
    I find people who unexpectedly air dirty laundry in public very disconcerting. It makes me reassess how I feel about the way I choose to spend my free time and maybe revise what will or won't get my attention in the future.

    It also disappoints me when I see someone I had some respect for make a point of calling someone out over something that doesn't need to be made public, especially if it's for a pretty petty reason.

    :(

    That's the sort of observation you just can't beat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭CD.


    I am, for the first time, eating chinese left overs from the night before.
    The first time in my entire life of twenty years.
    mostly because the food is usually thrown out by my dad or given to the dogs, but being lazy and not wanting to cook, i am eating noodles for breakfast and oh my dear god. What have I missed? just. oh my god.

    Also, was compared to Edgar Allen Poe in a review (super happy about it!), so the noodles are celebratory, so it's not being insanely unhealthy. The cookies in the oven are celebratory too >.>


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Could a backpack float on a river? Assuming it was waterproof and contained mostly cotton clothes? I don't really want to waste a backpack finding out!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    Could a backpack float on a river? Assuming it was waterproof and contained mostly cotton clothes? I don't really want to waste a backpack finding out!

    I think it likely would, at least until the weight of the water on the fabric of the clothes and backpack pulled it down.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Cool. As long as at least in some way plausible :)
    Next - how to build a raft with no plastic drums to use as buoyancy devices? I'm guessing in the olden days they managed it somehow...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58 ✭✭Arlecchina


    CD. wrote: »
    was compared to Edgar Allen Poe in a review

    That totally merits celebratory noodles and/or cookies! Congrats!

    Also: hi, hi, delurking newbie here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Cool. As long as at least in some way plausible :)
    Next - how to build a raft with no plastic drums to use as buoyancy devices? I'm guessing in the olden days they managed it somehow...

    Surely it's about ensuring you have a large enough raft made of wood that is thin enough to carry your cargo yet strong enough to hold the load? Then whatever weight you have on it will be distributed evenly and still not be too heavy to float. Almost any plank of wood will float on the water's surface, because it is less dense than the water itself, but when you put something on it it'll start to sink, or tip to let the object fall off. Even whole logs will float (hence loggers sending them down the river) but they'll be more submerged due to their weight. The bigger the surface area of the raft, the more weight it can carry, based on the simple fact it's spreading the weight over a larger area.

    Then obviously you'd need twine, rope or something to tie the pieces of wood together. But if you're at a river, then you could easily come across a log that was going down the river, and hop on, if you're alone. Depending on geographical setting - no point in having someone come across loggers on the Shannon! :D

    Is that just stating the obvious and not at all helpful?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Cool. As long as at least in some way plausible :)
    Next - how to build a raft with no plastic drums to use as buoyancy devices? I'm guessing in the olden days they managed it somehow...

    ...sea turtles, mate.


  • Registered Users Posts: 29 Daleno


    Spent the whole day fishing with my girlfriend. Caught one fish... it was the size of my finger but luckily I'm a giant so the girlfriend had a good feed. I just ate a tree. :)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    I found an easy way out - sink the fcuking raft. Muowahahahaa!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    I found an easy way out - sink the fcuking raft. Muowahahahaa!

    :(


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Antilles wrote: »
    :(

    Sea turtles can gnaw through duct tape - who knew? Also, they now hang out in rivers in South America.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 883 ✭✭✭Asry


    Hi everyone. I thought I'd pop in here first before posting or replying to anyone or anything because I don't know how things work! I'll head off to read the charter now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Hmmm.... I seem to be finding many productive things to do to keep me from my writing. Not cool.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    I'm off on holidays to France today! :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 199 ✭✭CD.


    I'm out of the hospital today, so it's kinda like a holiday. A really crappy holiday.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Antilles wrote: »
    I'm off on holidays to France today! :D

    Me too! Although it's not that far to travel.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    well I'm not on holidays anywhere til october, but i do have the day off and am nearly finished lolita, which arrived today :):)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Me too! Although it's not that far to travel.

    Yeah I know. You invited me to accompany you on a road trip across western Europe, remember?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    No hangover. Oh what a joy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Well I'm back from France! My road trip with pickarooney was... interesting. At least I assume it was pickarooney, since he was giving me a thumbs up as I drove past him on the road to Paris. He doesn't speak a word of English, which you'd never guess from talking to him online, and he kept violently gesticulating out the window and shouting "aidez moi!" every time we drove past a police car. I guess he's got some issues with law enforcement.

    Anyway, as soon as we got to Strassbourg and I parked the car, he jumped out and ran off screaming. I haven't heard from him since but I'm sure he'll be back online in no time. Odd fella, pickarooney.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    the less free time i have, the more writing i miss doing!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Dabble in creative accounting?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    bluewolf wrote: »
    the less free time i have, the more writing i miss doing!

    My problem is that my reading time and writing time are pretty much the same time, and I can't do both at once :(

    I've got five short stories I'm trying to write into an interconnected series at the moment. And by 'at the moment' I mean 'since before I started reading A Dance With Dragons'.


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    Antilles wrote: »
    My problem is that my reading time and writing time are pretty much the same time, and I can't do both at once :(

    I've got five short stories I'm trying to write into an interconnected series at the moment. And by 'at the moment' I mean 'since before I started reading A Dance With Dragons'.

    I've just put down ADWD since I've found two then/than errors in the last few pages. My eyes are offended!
    :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I've just put down ADWD since I've found two then/than errors in the last few pages. My eyes are offended!
    :(

    I KNOW! I saw that too and just couldn't believe it! It's taken so long for the book to emerge, you'd think they'd have proofed it properly!
    There are some other mistakes in it too, but I can't remember exactly what, little things I think.

    Took a week off work and completely proofed my novel for the 7th or 8th time. It's finally done! Victory! :D
    Plus, someone actually bought it, despite all my publicity including free download codes. My first $2.21 in the bank! :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    I KNOW! I saw that too and just couldn't believe it! It's taken so long for the book to emerge, you'd think they'd have proofed it properly!

    I got the feeling that it was a rush job towards the end; there was feck all time between him handing it in and the release date.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,016 ✭✭✭Blush_01


    Home from holidays refreshed and driven. *drive drive drive*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Antilles wrote: »
    I got the feeling that it was a rush job towards the end; there was feck all time between him handing it in and the release date.

    Oh no! I moved house before I could finish it! I'm half way through and it's in an unmarked box of books somewhere. Damn.

    Surprised they didn't base the release on his hand-in-time + usual proofing time for a book that size. The fans weren't going anywhere (except possibly insane)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    You'd expect someome with that much experience to be able to tell the difference between then and than himself, would you not?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    You'd expect someome with that much experience to be able to tell the difference between then and than himself, would you not?

    Sometimes even people who know their grammar can make mistakes. Especially if they are in a rush.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Antilles


    How the hell do I only have 672 posts? I've been here a billion years.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    Antilles wrote: »
    How the hell do I only have 672 posts? I've been here a billion years.

    I dunno, maybe you post on a GRR Martin timescale? I'll expect your response in about 5 years so yeah? :)


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Antilles wrote: »
    How the hell do I only have 672 posts? I've been here a billion years.

    Every one of those 672 babies is of publishable standard though.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    Antilles wrote: »
    How the hell do I only have 672 posts? I've been here a billion years.

    dont look at me i am just a spammer


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,746 ✭✭✭✭FewFew


    bluewolf wrote: »
    dont look at me i am just a spammer

    I don't even think that's really you! The real Bluewolf would never forget her capital I (or apostrophe.) :)
    No doubt you share your account, hence the post count!


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    Fewcifur wrote: »
    I don't even think that's really you! The real Bluewolf would never forget her capital I (or apostrophe.) :)
    No doubt you share your account, hence the post count!

    :(
    it's bluewolf not Bluewolf
    and yes i do post very, very lazily :pac:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Or not at all sometimes *cough*TWOFINALTHREADFEEDBACK*cough*


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    Or not at all sometimes *cough*TWOFINALTHREADFEEDBACK*cough*

    giving a decent criticism while doped up on painkillers wasn't the way to go, i felt
    i'll re-read and post properly today


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    bluewolf wrote: »
    giving a decent criticism while doped up on painkillers wasn't the way to go, i felt
    i'll re-read and post properly today

    Yeah, that's time you should spend writing poetry.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    Yeah, that's time you should spend writing poetry.

    funnily enough i did :pac::pac:


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    there! i'm helpful!


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Your name looks odd in non-italics.


  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Perla Calm Puppeteer


    Your name looks odd in non-italics.

    I know, I think so too :eek:


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,489 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    Can you combine mod bold with subscriber italics somehow in your groups menu in the Control Panel?


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