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Chuck Norris

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  • 23-08-2005 10:46pm
    #1
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭


    Rocks or not?

    Chuck Norris Rocks? 9 votes

    Who the hells chuck Norris
    0% 0 votes
    He kicks ass big time!
    100% 9 votes


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    #2
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    As White Goodman says....."F*ckin Chuck Norris....".

    I less than three Chuck!


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    #3
    grimloch
    Registered Users Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    An aye from me.

    chuck_norris_2.jpg


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    #4
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Ah chuck rocks!


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    #5
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    That beard.......I love him!


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    #6
    grimloch
    Registered Users Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    Just look at him in all his ripply goodness.

    Whatever happened to Walker Texas Ranger anyway?


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    Sparky
    Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    he got tired of beating up actors, so he wanted some real action....hiiiiiiiya


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    TerrorFirmer
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    His body couldnt support the weight of his enormus head and he had to give up trying to do complex stunts such as stepping out of cars and opening his front door.

    Hence no walker texas ranger.

    He was also the Star of "Missing in Action", a prime example of how to make a film whilst unintentionally fufilling every cheesy/stereotypical hero image from the dawn of time.

    Oh yeah, THAT scene in the river, one which was mocked so well in Hots Shots Part Deux.

    Cheesiness on an entire new platform. Like...a block of cheese.

    Anyway, Chuck Norris sucks.


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    #9
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    That used be brilliant! I wish theyd show it again.


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    #10
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    MobileInfantry wrote:
    His body couldnt support the weight of his enormus head and he had to give up trying to do complex stunts such as stepping out of cars and opening his front door.

    Hence no walker texas ranger.

    He was also the Star of "Missing in Action", a prime example of how to make a film whilst unintentionally fufilling every cheesy/stereotypical hero image from the dawn of time.

    Oh yeah, THAT scene in the river, one which was mocked so well in Hots Shots Part Deux.

    Cheesiness on an entire new platform. Like...a block of cheese.

    Anyway, Chuck Norris sucks.
    so your a fan ?cool :)


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    #11
    TerrorFirmer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    OLDYELLAR wrote:
    so your a fan ?cool :)

    He's mesmerizing. Like....a bug zapper....and I'm the bug.


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    arbeitsscheuer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,391 ✭✭✭arbeitsscheuer


    I'm pretty sure he ain't a fan actually... And neither am I.

    Chuck Norris = Representing all that's wrong with America for 25-odd years.
    F**k him.


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    #13
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    Im delighhted theres so many fans , hes obberly cool!


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    #14
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    \m/ >_< \m/

    Chuck Rawks.


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    #15
    OLDYELLAR
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,230 ✭✭✭OLDYELLAR


    yea chuck kicks ass!


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    #16
    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    ..Cock! I'm mean "not". Damned polls are too confusing *bimbo-giggle*


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