Monty Python

BEAT · 11-05-2005 1:47pm #1

I cant believe I havnt seen this yet,

I feel as many times as we have quoted Monty's songs and even re-worded them , and also for the times we have posted up various scenes to slag off other members it deserves to be a part of the Boards Legends

It's right up there with Father Ted tbh

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 1:52pm

We Are The Nights That Say Nih!

BEAT · 11-05-2005 1:56pm

oh man, fave Monty quotes...
mine would have to be:

Help help I'm being opressed

and

I fart in your general direction

Tobias Greeshman · 11-05-2005 1:59pm

your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries

mike65 · 11-05-2005 2:06pm

Anyone for the lumberjack song?

Mike.

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 2:09pm

everyone a line each!

I'm a lumberjack and i'm ok...

mike65 · 11-05-2005 2:13pm

I sleep all night and I work all day.

Mike.

juno75 · 11-05-2005 2:13pm

Brian - Look,Your All Individuals

Crowed - Yes , were all individuals

Bloke in crowed - Im not

That is my fav line EVER from anything.

When you think about it it becomes a philosophical paradox to, years I ve been struggeling with it

juno75 · 11-05-2005 2:15pm

opps, broke the flow :eek:

He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.

He sleeps all night and he works all day.

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 2:18pm

i cut down trees, i eat my lunch

juno75 · 11-05-2005 2:19pm

Ledgends

funky penguin · 11-05-2005 3:25pm

It's only a flesh wound tbh....

juno75 · 11-05-2005 3:32pm

I go to the lavatory

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 3:39pm

on wednsdays i go shopping

mike65 · 11-05-2005 3:59pm

And have buttered scones for tea.

Mike.

ARGINITE · 11-05-2005 5:32pm

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Monty Python gets my vote!

Raphael · 11-05-2005 7:23pm

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear papa!

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 7:36pm

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear mama!

OH pervis and i thought you were so ruggid!

Carpenter · 11-05-2005 8:44pm

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girly,
Just like my dear papa!

funky penguin · 11-05-2005 8:55pm

Papa can you here me.....

Raphael · 11-05-2005 9:29pm

It's papa. That's the joke.

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 10:05pm

i have the vid on my computer he says Mama

acri · 11-05-2005 10:09pm

Comic genius. Unlike that lumberjack song.

"We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot"

Beautiful.

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 10:12pm

i know of 2 versions of the lumberjack song (Hitler and barber) is there a third one cause i got just sent one of a weather man singing it. So that might be the source of the mix up.

*i have the barber one*

The Bollox · 11-05-2005 10:14pm

you, king? I didn't vote for you! tbh

BlitzKrieg · 11-05-2005 10:45pm

i double checked. The one i have as a video file has a barber turning into the lumberjack and he says mama.

the audio one i have has a weatherman changing into the lumberjack and he says papa.

my apologies.

ether · 12-05-2005 12:36am

Python is legendary, fave quote from Life of Brian, 'He **** among the highest in Wome'.

tSubh Dearg · 12-05-2005 1:43am

*bursts through door*

"NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"

ether · 12-05-2005 2:01am

This Parrot Is Dead!!!!!!!! It Has Ceased To Exist!!!!!!!!!!! It Is Bereft Of Life

12-05-2005 9:27am

It's a witch.

And such.

juno75 · 12-05-2005 11:57am

and how do we tell she is a witch?

Le Rack · 12-05-2005 3:17pm

Best thing EVER invented! EVER!
Every Sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a Sperm is wasted, the Lord gets quite irrate!!!!!

BEAT · 12-05-2005 3:28pm

I think we should take the 5 nay sayers and put them in the pond to see if they are witches

funky penguin · 12-05-2005 3:35pm

Does anybody have any ducks...?

Raphael · 12-05-2005 5:35pm

In "And now for something completely different" it's the pet shop cashier from the parrot sketch

acri · 12-05-2005 7:20pm

"All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us!?"
"Brought peace...."

Goodshape · 12-05-2005 7:28pm

"We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot"

On second thoughts lets not go there. It is a silly place.

MadsL · 12-05-2005 10:43pm

Serious question;

"Are there any women here?"

Or is it a guy thing?

billy the squid · 13-05-2005 8:27am

"I wonder what ever happened to the popular front"
"he's over there"

"hands up all those who do not want to be crucified here"

BEAT · 13-05-2005 1:36pm

MadsL wrote:

Serious question;

"Are there any women here?"

Or is it a guy thing?

theres a few

Le Rack · 13-05-2005 10:14pm

or some coconut shells?

Piste · 13-05-2005 10:52pm

''Crucifiction?''
''Eh, no, I'm supposed to be released''
''Oh ok, off you go then!''
''Ah no, only joking, crucifiction it is!''

JackKelly · 14-05-2005 11:56am

no doubt. Legends

Scarinae · 14-05-2005 12:02pm

Legend, definitely!

juno75 · 19-05-2005 1:08pm

Memorable Quotes from

King Arthur:

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

Dennis :

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

MrJoeSoap · 19-05-2005 3:38pm

Bring out your dead!

Tobias Greeshman · 19-05-2005 3:50pm

"He's not dead!"
"Yes he is.."
"..Well he will be in a minute... can you hang on a bit ..."

ISAW · 19-05-2005 11:32pm

Exploding scotsmen
Worlds funniest joke
Five minute argument
the Hungarian Phrasebook - my nipples are exploding
And the award goes to - Richard Attenborough and David Niven's fridge
Where is the embryo going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box or something?

Gets my vote

Glipmac · 20-05-2005 11:39am

Whom should I wewise?

Wewise Woger!

Wewise Woger!,Wewise Woger! (people chant and fall about laughing)

Ok, I will Wewise Woger!

Sorry sir there is no Roger...

what?

there is no Roger sir

Whom is this Woger

He's a Wobber

And a Wapist

And a Pick Pocket!

WhiteWashMan · 20-05-2005 12:57pm

as boards.ie self styled king of monty python, i vote yes.

'would you like a blowjob...?'

juno75 · 20-05-2005 2:11pm

Can we have you Liver?

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