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Help me puke Boardsies!

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    Put them up on your shoulder and pat their back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Thread title needs a comma.

    Ah now, "Help me, puke Boardsies" is just insulting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭daveyeh


    Eat something disgusting. Raw eggs, rotten meat, ****e, etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    Toothbrush oddly enough is way better than fingers. #notbulimic

    Bullimia makes me sick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    I used to think of eating a mars bar and all that goo would send me retching.

    Before I was ever pregnant vomiting was a big fear , but after 4 pregnancies, and the joys of daily morning sickness or vomiting. I have developed the reflex that allows me to vomit very easy. Three little retches and out it comes.

    I hope by now you are feeling a little better.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭MacauDragon




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41,102 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    Looked at this for a second

    Thought it said

    Help me nuke boardsies

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,031 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Warm water with as much salt as will dissolve in it. Had to do that about 10y ago, worked better than anyone's finger.

    Death has this much to be said for it:
    You don’t have to get out of bed for it.
    Wherever you happen to be
    They bring it to you—free.

    — Kingsley Amis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,275 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    If I remember rightly, Tug from Home and Away once downed a load of salt water that caused him to puke and got him out of an exam in school.
    bnt wrote: »
    Warm water with as much salt as will dissolve in it. Had to do that about 10y ago, worked better than anyone's finger.

    This, used to use it to get out of school every now and again, until i was caught one morning when the ma woke up earlier than me...


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