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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,500 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    pawdee wrote: »
    A few years ago, when a friend of mine and his buddies turned 50 they started a punk band called Prostate Dawn. They're absolutely shyte.

    That must have been some serious mid life crisis. :pac:

    I can understand buying a motorcycle or something, but starting a punk band? Jesus.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭saintsaltynuts


    Sandpaper Fanny And The Rough C-unts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Acid Cock Ring

    That's taken from a mate of mine, sadly cant claim credit ðŸ˜႒


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    My mates lil bro had a band called "Anal Skull" with umlauts over the a's and u. Probably my fave metal band name ever.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    No direction


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 445 ✭✭Teddy Daniels


    Smiling Politley



    https://youtu.be/jelyGb0luj8

    We used it in the ninetys for a bit.


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,576 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wilberto


    Fluffy Kittens


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,353 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    We’d do traditional Irish songs, but in a swing style.

    The Big Swinging Mickeys.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    Robbing this one from Super Hans in Peep Show: Free The Paedos :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,140 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    the remoaners. i'm actually surprised there isn't a band called that already tbh.

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words.



  • Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭Ian OB


    the remoaners. i'm actually surprised there isn't a band called that already tbh.

    Would they play Brexit related songs in a superfast Ramones style?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    You Two


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,140 ✭✭✭✭end of the road


    Ian OB wrote: »
    Would they play Brexit related songs in a superfast Ramones style?


    they would play songs taking the mick out of brexit, brexitors, and a lot more. not sure what style they would play them in though.

    I'm very highly educated. I know words, i have the best words.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Not mine, but a guitarist friend of mine lost all his hair a couple of years ago and said he wanted to find
    a couple more bald guys and start a bluegrass band called "The Alopecian Trail".


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    The Jimmy Savile Experience.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Sinister Knickers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,199 ✭✭✭artvanderlay


    The Jimmy Savile Experience.


    I will pay good money to see this band :D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The Sarcastic-Mangemites was the name of a band I was planning to start but never did. A play on the canine disease known as "Sarcoptic mange mites".


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Hot Vomit..


  • Registered Users Posts: 625 ✭✭✭dd973


    The Homocidal Homonids


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  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Seriously Snowflake


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    The giggling ferrets/otters. I would call my pub the same name.


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The Bowler Hat B@st@rds


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Murdering Mystery Weekenders


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,865 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Devil's Avocado

    We would play songs that appeal to millennials but only for the sake of argument.


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snouflayk sorrows

    Songs include

    Inglorious drama queens
    Suffering selfies
    Miserable Mayflowers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    A toss up between Harry and The Alterboyz/The Headliners/Fish kale. Or all three. That way we could play one gig and the manager (me) gets the venue to pay for three bands.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Cork bands had an odd taste in names. Dunno which is more weird: Dolph Lundgren's Party Dungeon or I'll Eat Your Face.


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    GUBU Group.

    Songs include

    Nice brown envelope
    Thanks fella, pay ya back whenever
    Blessed Be The Bond Holders!


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.
    It's a real band, the singer said something along the lines of when they first got together he was just hopeful that if he could at least come up with a witty/interesting/weird name it would increase his chances of getting laid if they never had any commercial success.

    Since a lot of the names here sound like p!ss poor attempts to just gross people out without sounding all that clever, here's one to send a shiver down the spine of any local authority when you take it on the road.

    You start your career by calling your band Seven Murdered Prostitutes. Then as the years go by you change it every couple of years, for a new album or a new tour, to Nine Murdered Prostitutes, Thirteen Murdered Prostitutes, etc, etc, etc. It'll take more than a Margo or a Big Tom cover version to get you an invite from Tubridy mind, but I could live with that.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Always loved the band name "I'd Fight Ghandi"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,124 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    Gonna Rea.

    A Chris Rea tribute band.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    The band.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32 Humphrey Menton


    Criminal Damage (to your ears, that is).


  • Registered Users Posts: 20 Jayferg


    Danny Dyer's chocolate humunculus (another from Peep show)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Dante


    Sex Cauldren


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Sex Cauldren


    Close thread we have a winner.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,630 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    The Electro Death Commission.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,891 ✭✭✭prinzeugen


    Upsidedown Trademarks


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    The Shît Eating Cockm@sters

    My new neo punk alias... :P


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I like the name Drôle de Guerre

    It's a rough translation of 'Funniness of War', but it's used in France to refer to 'The Phoney War' (I assume someone mistranslated it as The Funny War).

    A friend has a horse with this name, but I'll gladly plagiarise it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,292 ✭✭✭Pwindedd


    Cold Side of the Pillow


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Cork bands had an odd taste in names. Dunno which is more weird: Dolph Lundgren's Party Dungeon or I'll Eat Your Face.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Sex Cauldren

    I thought they closed that place down?


  • Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Top Deck Douchbags


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Peter McVerry & the Jabbers


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,993 ✭✭✭randd1


    Depending on the music;

    Gowl Rash - Heavy metal band

    The Raspberry Ripple Project - Indie/light listening band

    Celtic Blood Lust - Trad folk/rebel band

    The Zen Psychos - Rock band

    Twattlewanks - Pop boy band

    Spinadiscatrix - Techno DJ

    Cream Face - Pop girl band


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,013 ✭✭✭✭James Brown


    The Continuity Worzells.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    The Get Off My Lawn Bois - An oulfellas band from Cork


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,681 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    Roadkill - The country artists formerly known as Big Hat, No Bull


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