Oddball Online Stalker - should I be worried?

31-07-2019 4:13pm

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Sounds like you and I should have a "sword fight" Johnny.

It's heavy and unwieldly, but when it finds it's target it destroys with enmity.

Sounds like a proper "Measuring Session" then.
The winner can become a Boards Legend

Ecce No Homo · 31-07-2019 5:56pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Sounds like a proper "Measuring Session" then.
The winner can become a Boards Legend

We might need a third cock in there with the centimetres and inches marked off on it too.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 31-07-2019 5:59pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

but there’s some very unhinged people around here.

There’s a half crazed poster with multiple accounts literally talking sh1t all day.

_blaaz · 31-07-2019 6:02pm

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

There’s a half crazed poster with multiple accounts literally talking sh1t all day.

Sure he/she isnt doing any harm

Dont see why everyone ties emselves in knots over this?

EmmetSpiceland · 31-07-2019 6:05pm

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

We might need a third cock in there with the centimetres and inches marked off on it too.

You’d want to establish right from the “off” where your measuring from, E.

I would suggest going from the side, at the “base”. Going by the top isn’t very “flattering” but going by the “ventral” side is pushing it, you’d be pushing into bag “territory” and added on ridiculous inches.

I, personally, believe the side is “best”.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 31-07-2019 6:09pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You’d want to establish right from the “off” where your measuring from, E.

I would suggest going from the side, at the “base”. Going by the top isn’t very “flattering” but going by the “ventral” side is pushing it, you’d be pushing into bag “territory” and added on ridiculous inches.

I, personally, believe the side is “best”.

Are you the stalker of the op? You do turn up in alll his threads agreeing with him.

EmmetSpiceland · 31-07-2019 6:15pm

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

Are you the stalker of the op? You do turn up in alll his threads agreeing with him.

Sorry, who are you? I’m talking to the user “Ecco No Homo”, this doesn’t concern you.

31-07-2019 6:19pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Sorry, who are you? I’m talking to the user “Ecco No Homo”, this doesn’t concern you.

He's suggesting that you, Flash & Losty have a tendency to follow each other from thread to thread in a thanks whoring circle jerk. Alarming.

Gachla · 31-07-2019 6:34pm

I like to browse threads, don't post too much. I like to read some silly discussions and the like, just for fun. I don't know about anyone else but my enjoyment of these nonsense threads has diminished somewhat because of the presence of two posters. The problem is that these two posters seem to appear on every single thread I look at and think that might be interesting. Not just in one forum either. I wouldn't mind if they were funny or added something, they're not and they don't. Maybe I'm the only one who has noticed this and I'll just have to get over it.

EmmetSpiceland · 31-07-2019 6:44pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He's suggesting that you, Flash & Losty have a tendency to follow each other from thread to thread in a thanks whoring circle jerk. Alarming.

You seem agitated, B. And, if you don’t mind me saying, somewhat “obsessive”.

It’s a nice enough evening, might be an idea to head out for a stroll. Has to beat your “race” against no one to get that first post in a new thread.

Just a suggestion.

31-07-2019 6:57pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You seem agitated, B. And, if you don’t mind me saying, somewhat “obsessive”.

It’s a nice enough evening, might be an idea to head out for a stroll. Has to beat your “race” against no one to get that first post in a new thread.

Just a suggestion.

Another recipient of an irony bypass.

A tribute to the "three amigos":

Ecce No Homo · 31-07-2019 7:02pm

Gachla wrote: »

I like to browse threads, don't post too much. I like to read some silly discussions and the like, just for fun.

Cool story Losty. Member since 26.07.19. Let me guess, you've got a 'stalker' too?

Ecce No Homo · 31-07-2019 7:24pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

You’d want to establish right from the “off” where your measuring from, E.

I would suggest going from the side, at the “base”. Going by the top isn’t very “flattering” but going by the “ventral” side is pushing it, you’d be pushing into bag “territory” and added on ridiculous inches.

I, personally, believe the side is “best”.

Look Emmet. My equipment is like one of those massive pieces of mortadella they sell to tourists in the north of Italy. I can lift weights with the thing. And when it blows you're getting a whole saucepan of Mama's cheese sauce all over your chin, shoulders and upper torzo. I've been told I've done serious lasting damage with the thing.

What height are you? How big are your hands? There's every chance that if I placed my flaccid penis in your hands you'd need both hands for the weight of it.

So, no. I'm not measuring from the side, or underneath. I measure from the top and it is sensational. I've nothing to hide.

Dublinmuppet · 31-07-2019 7:31pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I've noticed recently that I have some sort of online stalker on this site - he follows me around from thread to thread like a beggar looking for change. I'm not particularly worried about this, as I presume he's a hybrid mixture of a dweeb, a dork, and a dufus - a dworkfus. Probably fits the Boards stereotype - overweight, questionable hygiene, single, living in a grotty bedsit, depressed, and lacking anything approaching a personality. I assume he is jealous of my wit, charm, and that certain je ne sais quoi which means that men want to be me, and women want to be with me. I'm also significantly more intelligent than he is. :cool:

Now it's quite satisfying on a personal level to know I'm living rent free inside his head, but you'd think he'd have the emotional toolkit to move on. Have you ever had an online stalker, and what did you do about it?[/quot

I embrace the stalker. Have been asked out on the train propositioned in the pub in front of hubby and asked out on Twitter. I enjoy the banter and sure feck it at least someone finds u attractive as u seem up ur arse

Sorry about that · 31-07-2019 7:37pm

Don't worry about the stalker Johnny F, you're in safe hands with Ecco, Pintman, and Emmet (you, you, and you).

And you're no shrinking violet yourself either. Be grand.

Baron Kurtz · 31-07-2019 8:09pm

Bertie, Johnny and Woke are the same people surely. At least, work pals.

McMurphy · 31-07-2019 8:13pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There’s a few on here who seem to think it’s all some sort of serious “game”, J.

One that’s all about “point scoring”, shameless “thanks whoring” and arguing mundane points to death.

Humourless individuals with little else going on in their “lives”.

It's all about the inverted commas Ermet

Baron Kurtz · 31-07-2019 8:36pm

People who talk Strawman are a bit unhinged too. Never really heard it anywhere else but here. It's a serious debaters comment designed for small and emotionally enriching gains apparently. Rips a debate right apart, just stating that of course

Most posters in sporting threads, like football or MMA particularly argue spurious crap ad Nauseum. Strawman is the go-to comment under duress there.

Gachla · 31-07-2019 10:49pm

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Cool story Losty. Member since 26.07.19. Let me guess, you've got a 'stalker' too?

You're a member since the 28th. :pac:

31-07-2019 11:26pm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

That sounded REALLY creepy!

Lol.....few sad cnuts that frequent the soccer forum and bring their chatter about other boardsies to twitter etc as well as following folk around boards.ie

They aren't creepy....just sad.

EmmetSpiceland · 31-07-2019 11:32pm

Baron Kurtz wrote: »

People who talk Strawman are a bit unhinged too. Never really heard it anywhere else but here. It's a serious debaters comment designed for small and emotionally enriching gains apparently. Rips a debate right apart, just stating that of course

Most posters in sporting threads, like football or MMA particularly argue spurious crap ad Nauseum. Strawman is the go-to comment under duress there.

I always find it weird when some puts up “Godwined in x posts” or just “Godwined!” after someone mentions the nazis.

Do they think that it “wins” them, or negates, the argument? Or do they just want to show everyone that they know what “Godwin’s Law” is.

Roger Hassenforder · 31-07-2019 11:37pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

He's suggesting that you, Flash & Losty have a tendency to follow each other from thread to thread in a thanks whoring circle jerk. Alarming.

I can vouch for Emmet.
He doesnt wear black slip-ons , mustard chinos, polyester y-fronts and contraste collared shirts, or go on "golf holidays" to Albuferia to blast Eastern European brazzers with gentleman's relish neecessitating a wash down with a Karcher K4 in the yard.

Sonny noggs · 31-07-2019 11:41pm

SteelyDanJalapeno wrote: »

Nobody cares

Clearly

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 31-07-2019 11:42pm

You should only worry if he slows down his posting to get a good gawk at you OP.

Dual wheels · 31-07-2019 11:42pm

I’d just like to point out an issue with your stereotype, bedsits are illegal, you need to replace it with shared living accommodation

anewme · 31-07-2019 11:51pm

Im lost in this thread. So are there six people.? Or just two. ? People are acusing others of being three people or more.

Who is the stalker? Is that the 3 alias Person. ?

Then theres another person who talks to themselves a lot and answers themself back.

Its all gone a bit strange.

Ann22 · 01-08-2019 12:08am

JohnnyFlash wrote:

Donâ€™t want to boast, but Iâ€™m pretty blessed when it comes to whatâ€™s in the old Calvinâ€™s. You could use me flute to beat a donkey out a bog hole with. Very impressive â€˜bride frightenerâ€™.

JohnnyFlash wrote:

They have, Ann. Iâ€™m thinking of reporting him to the Internet FBI. Lot of e-weirdos out there.

Complete ignore him. He may well be stalking other people too. Yeah there are crazy bastards out there. I listened to a podcast lately about an ex Countdown contestant who wrote a stupid book and he stalked a girl who gave him a bad review on Goodreads. Traced her on fb. Sneaked up being her at work in Asda and bashed her over the head with a bottle of wine...she wasn't even 1st on his list of victims. True story..The WWW is a dangerous place.

McMurphy · 01-08-2019 12:12am

Ann22 wrote: »

Complete ignore him. He may well be stalking other people too. Yeah there are crazy bastards out there. I listened to a podcast lately about an ex Countdown contestant who wrote a stupid book and he stalked a girl who gave him a bad review on Goodreads. Traced her on fb. Sneaked up being her at work in Asda and bashed her over the head with a bottle of wine...she wasn't even 1st on his list of victims. True story..The WWW is a dangerous place.

Reveal yourself mystery man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JVwo3D72cc

Autecher · 01-08-2019 12:13am

anewme wrote: »

Who is the stalker?

Ann22 wrote: »

Complete ignore him. He may well be stalking other people too.

There is no stalker. Johnny Flash is trolling. I don't know about the re-reg/alias/multiple account thing though.

01-08-2019 12:17am

Autecher wrote: »

There is no stalker. Johnny Flash is trolling. I don't know about the re-reg/alias/multiple account thing though.

The "multiple account thing" is blatantly obvious to those in the know. Indeed, it was highlighted numerous times on this thread.

EmmetSpiceland · 01-08-2019 12:20am

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I can vouch for Emmet.
He doesnt wear black slip-ons , mustard chinos, polyester y-fronts and contraste collared shirts, or go on "golf holidays" to Albuferia to blast Eastern European brazzers with gentleman's relish neecessitating a wash down with a Karcher K4 in the yard.

Cheers, R. Good to know someone’s on my “side”.

Much appreciated.

Autecher · 01-08-2019 12:22am

Deleted User wrote: »

The "multiple account thing" is blatantly obvious to those in the know. Indeed, it was highlighted numerous times on this thread.

Yeah I saw those posts I just don't frequent the same threads as Johnny Flash et al. so I didn't know about it.

Tell me how · 01-08-2019 12:26am

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I've noticed recently that I have some sort of online stalker on this site - he follows me around from thread to thread like a beggar looking for change. I'm not particularly worried about this, as I presume he's a hybrid mixture of a dweeb, a dork, and a dufus - a dworkfus. Probably fits the Boards stereotype - overweight, questionable hygiene, single, living in a grotty bedsit, depressed, and lacking anything approaching a personality. I assume he is jealous of my wit, charm, and that certain je ne sais quoi which means that men want to be me, and women want to be with me. I'm also significantly more intelligent than he is. :cool:

Now it's quite satisfying on a personal level to know I'm living rent free inside his head, but you'd think he'd have the emotional toolkit to move on. Have you ever had an online stalker, and what did you do about it?

Someone else has probably said it but I can't be ar*ed reading the entire thread. This reads like a Chinese made, pound shop stocked, special discount priced, AvB knock off thread.

ToddyDoody · 01-08-2019 1:44am

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

overweight, questionable hygiene, single, living in a grotty bedsit, depressed, and lacking anything approaching a personality.

I was worried this was me for a minute without even knowing it.

I only intentionally stalk good looking 18 - 28 year old girly twink boys, for obvious reasons? (obvious to me)

gozunda · 01-08-2019 2:08am

Autecher wrote: »

There is no stalker. Johnny Flash is trolling. I don't know about the re-reg/alias/multiple account thing though.

Pro tip. Check the 'most recent' visitor stats on your profile if you think someone might be stalking you ...

Mines a couple of mods :pac:

JohnnyFlash · 01-08-2019 9:52am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The "multiple account thing" is blatantly obvious to those in the know. Indeed, it was highlighted numerous times on this thread.

In all seriousness though, you probably do need to take a chill pill. You are seeing things that aren’t there, and taking the entire site far too seriously for your own good. AH is a bit of a laugh these days, so stop being so paranoid and creepy. Not a good look, hombre.

friendlyfun · 01-08-2019 10:09am

Some posters here are seriously delusional

01-08-2019 10:20am

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

You are seeing things that aren’t there, and taking the entire site far too seriously for your own good.

I know exactly what I see, a bluff merchant flitting between personas. And I'll call it out with impunity. Furthermore, you haven't the foggiest inclination as to my perspective. You can try to affix callow labels with little avail, stop playing the victim and you might earn some courtesy.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 01-08-2019 10:22am

Genuinely starting to think that Bertie is one of Johnny's sock puppets. Just reads wrong.

Baggly · 01-08-2019 10:23am

Mod

This thread is a mess. Closed.

Oddball Online Stalker - should I be worried?

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