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Question For The Ladies About My Penus

  • 01-08-2019 12:18am
    #1
    Ecce No Homo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 129 ✭✭


    Hi ladiez,

    I'm an outgoing confident guy with a good personality and a very fat, long dong. Sometimes for the craic I go online and post videos where I spit on my wang and spin it around and around and around.

    Anyway, quick question: I feel like my testicles have shrunk up into my body in the last few years, probably because since I moved to Ireland I've started drinking a lot, especially stout, and I believe after talking to a lot of Irish guys that their balls have shrank too due to estrogen dominance.

    So, ladiez, a well hung stallion like myself with a great body (my mother said I looked better when I was younger) but with teeny tiny little balls, would you have sex with me a second time?

    Only ladiez to answer please. No men in here.


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  • #2
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Penus?
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Reads like a warped hybrid of Flash & Losty...


  • #4
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    would you have sex with me a second time?

    It's a pretty big assumption that they'd have sex with you a first time.


  • #5
    Wheety
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,512 ✭✭✭Wheety


    You'd easily know the kids are on school holidays.


  • #6
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,914 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Jesus tap-dancing Christ...


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  • #7
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,022 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Reads like a warped hybrid of Flash & Losty...

    You are “obsessed”, man.

    Probably too late to go for a walk now but, seriously, do yourself a favour and turn off the PC.

    Maybe try a short “guided” meditation on YouTube before going to sleep. It might make you feel better.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #8
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,276 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Wheety wrote: »
    You'd easily know the kids are on school holidays.
    Another month of it to endure, Wheety.

    To thine own self be true



  • #9
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Only if I could wear my magnification goggles.


  • #10
    Strumms
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,797 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    It’s more then guided meditation, probably guided medication and a guided walk to an ambu...


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    You are “obsessed”, man.

    Probably too late to go for a walk now but, seriously, do yourself a favour and turn off the PC.

    Maybe try a short “guided” meditation on YouTube before going to sleep. It might make you feel better.

    You're always there staunchly defending the scutter junkies, "pal". Anyway, persona #4 doesn't have much going for it. I'm sure there will be further inane experiments down the line.


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  • #12
    Ecce No Homo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 129 ✭✭Ecce No Homo


    LETHAL LADY wrote: »
    Only if I could wear my magnification goggles.

    Thank You. Spanish by birth but currently live in Letterkenny. Where you from hot stuff?


  • #13
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,531 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    You are “obsessed”, man.

    Probably too late to go for a walk now but, seriously, do yourself a favour and turn off the PC.

    Maybe try a short “guided” meditation on YouTube before going to sleep. It might make you feel better.

    "What's" "the" "story" "with" "the" "inverted" "commas" "?"
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #14
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    Accent is rubbish, but thanking yourself in first post is cute, in fairness.


  • #15
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    Thank You. Spanish by birth but currently live in Letterkenny. Where you from hot stuff?

    Hackballscross


  • #16
    Ecce No Homo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 129 ✭✭Ecce No Homo


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    Accent is rubbish, but thanking yourself in first post is cute, in fairness.

    I don't understand but I think maybe you want to have sex with me a second time? I can be a cutie, also rough like Denzel Washington in Demolition Man (I hope I don't reveal my age to you).

    You ever seen a big long wet wang spinning and spinning and spinning in HD baby?


  • #17
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,336 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    like Denzel Washington in Demolition Man

    Wesley Snipes was in Demolition Man, not Denzel Washington.


  • #18
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,134 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    What sort of nutters do they let into this place nowadays...

    1 euro. If they charged 1 euro to register going forward I can only imagine the magical change on the site.


  • #19
    Mam of 4
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,952 ✭✭✭✭Mam of 4


    [quote="Ecce No Homo;110850357"

    You ever seen a big long wet wang spinning and spinning and spinning in HD baby?[/quote]

    Is that called doing "The Helicopter" ?
    Keep swinging it and hopefully you'll fly off home...


  • #20
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    I don't understand but I think maybe you want to have sex with me a second time? I can be a cutie, also rough like Denzel Washington in Demolition Man (I hope I don't reveal my age to you).

    You ever seen a big long wet wang spinning and spinning and spinning in HD baby?

    You’re still really funny Johnny, bould out.


  • #21
    Ecce No Homo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 129 ✭✭Ecce No Homo


    Mam of 4 wrote: »
    Is that called doing "The Helicopter" ?
    Keep swinging it and hopefully you'll fly off home...

    Maybe we'll fly home to Letterkenny together? Are you single? You don't mind about the balls?


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  • #22
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,408 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Insect Overlord wrote: »
    Jesus tap-dancing Christ...

    Not tap-dancing. Fat dong spinning, I believe. Would choose the tap dancer if I was forced to pick one


  • #23
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    Thank You. Spanish by birth but currently live in Letterkenny. Where you from hot stuff?

    My racist friend does say the Spanish are too randy.


  • #24
    jimmycrackcorm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,345 ✭✭✭✭jimmycrackcorm


    Zaph wrote: »
    It's a pretty big assumption that they'd have sex with you a first time.

    Could be a tourist attraction, like the Guinness storehouse, except for shrunken testicles


  • #25
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    Hi ladiez,

    I'm an outgoing confident guy with a good personality and a very fat, long dong. Sometimes for the craic I go online and post videos where I spit on my wang and spin it around and around and around.

    Anyway, quick question: I feel like my testicles have shrunk up into my body in the last few years, probably because since I moved to Ireland I've started drinking a lot, especially stout, and I believe after talking to a lot of Irish guys that their balls have shrank too due to estrogen dominance.

    So, ladiez, a well hung stallion like myself with a great body (my mother said I looked better when I was younger) but with teeny tiny little balls, would you have sex with me a second time?

    Only ladiez to answer please. No men in here.


    Women don't care about your penis. Are you rich and generous ?? and preferably old and with a fragile heart?


  • #26
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Yes of course , what was the question again .


  • #27
    Sonny noggs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    In before Bertie’s Whores


  • #28
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Women don't care about your penis. Are you rich and generous ?? and preferably old and with a fragile heart?

    And a Will different and more updated than the one you left in the drawer for her to see, the wagon


  • #29
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    blinding wrote: »
    Yes of course , what was the question again .
    do ze leydis like a penus :)


    360_borat_lebanon0109.jpg


  • #30
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,466 ✭✭✭blinding


    Ecce No Homo wrote: »
    Hi ladiez,

    I'm an outgoing confident guy with a good personality and a very fat, long dong. Sometimes for the craic I go online and post videos where I spit on my wang and spin it around and around and around.

    Anyway, quick question: I feel like my testicles have shrunk up into my body in the last few years, probably because since I moved to Ireland I've started drinking a lot, especially stout, and I believe after talking to a lot of Irish guys that their balls have shrank too due to estrogen dominance.

    So, ladiez, a well hung stallion like myself with a great body (my mother said I looked better when I was younger) but with teeny tiny little balls, would you have sex with me a second time?

    Only ladiez to answer please. No men in here.
    Try some Peanuts in the Penus .

    That should help !


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  • #31
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Too much time is spent on the external.


    A lot can be learned from this simple clip.




    Focus on your skills.


    Your talent. Stop arsing around on a forum. Learn to do something. A craft.

    It takes BALLS to sing like this.



  • #32
    Barna77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Manda huevos...

    (no way to translate this :D )


  • #33
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Barna77 wrote: »
    Manda huevos...

    (no way to translate this :D )
    Why translate when you take something literally!? :):p

    tumblr_n5uel9IFzq1s46p8ao1_500.gif


  • #34
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Mod

    This has been great and all but....actually no it hasnt. Thread closed.


This discussion has been closed.
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