Funny Farming Pics

whelan2 · 29-04-2014 9:29pm

TheBody wrote: »

NSFW/STRONG LANGUAGE:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p480x480/1476449_807574775936120_109000998_n.jpg

wonder how they got him out? had one stuck at the hips in round feeder we cut the bar and she got stuck at hips in bars the other side

Rovi · 29-04-2014 9:32pm

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Folks, can we wind it back a bit with the strong language in the pictures?
Some pictures posted recently contain text that would earn a warning if it were written in a post.
I'll edit the posts to reflect their NSFW/STRONG LANGUAGE content, but it's something we need to bear in mind for the future.

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TheBody · 29-04-2014 9:34pm

Apologies Rovi and anyone offended by any pics I posted.

Reggie. · 29-04-2014 9:45pm

TheBody wrote: »

Apologies Rovi and anyone offended by any pics I posted.

Shame on you

Kovu · 11-05-2014 4:07pm

Wonder how some of these would look in Leitrim!

whelan2 · 11-05-2014 4:14pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

Wonder how some of these would look in Leitrim!

imagine trying to tag them for the beef genomic scheme

Kovu · 11-05-2014 4:15pm

whelan2 wrote: »

imagine trying to tag them for the beef genomic scheme

Getting them into the headlock gate:D:D

Reggie. · 11-05-2014 4:29pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

Getting them into the headlock gate:D:D

Or through any gate for that matter

mayota · 11-05-2014 4:38pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

Wonder how some of these would look in Leitrim!

Holy ****! You wouldn't want the dept man at the mart come selling time.

onyerbikepat · 11-05-2014 7:23pm

It' some extra weight to be carrying. Farmer pride gone mad.

Kovu · 11-05-2014 7:27pm

onyerbikepat wrote: »

It' some extra weight to be carrying. Farmer pride gone mad.

The stripped skull would look amazing though. It's a breed- Ankole-Watusi or Ankole longhorn. Was researching breeds earlier!

Greengrass1 · 11-05-2014 7:53pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

The stripped skull would look amazing though. It's a breed- Ankole-Watusi or Ankole longhorn. Was researching breeds earlier!

I'd say he was in some pain growing them?

Nekarsulm · 11-05-2014 8:03pm

The Horns: Ideally, the animal's horns rise from a large base, and they taper symmetrically to a point, describing a lyre shape as they rise above the head. They may measure six to eight feet in length, giving the animal its common name. The horns serve for defense, and with a honeycombed structure and many blood vessels, they help -- almost like a radiator -- to provide a measure of thermoregulation in the animal's harsh environment. (from DesertUSA.com)

I was going to post that usually when a species grows abnormally large features, like the enormous tusks of Mammoths, or sabre tooth Tigers, then the species seems to be nearing extinction, but then I read the details about the cooling function of the horn. Was also going to comment on the owners readiness to mutilate their daughters, while letting their cattle escape de-horning, but that's probably not a discussion for Farming Chit-Chat! or Photos

Kovu · 11-05-2014 8:13pm

Nekarsulm wrote: »

The Horns: Ideally, the animal's horns rise from a large base, and they taper symmetrically to a point, describing a lyre shape as they rise above the head. They may measure six to eight feet in length, giving the animal its common name. The horns serve for defense, and with a honeycombed structure and many blood vessels, they help -- almost like a radiator -- to provide a measure of thermoregulation in the animal's harsh environment. (from DesertUSA.com)

I was going to post that usually when a species grows abnormally large features, like the enormous tusks of Mammoths, or sabre tooth Tigers, then the species seems to be nearing extinction, but then I read the details about the cooling function of the horn. Was also going to comment on the owners readiness to mutilate their daughters, while letting their cattle escape de-horning, but that's probably not a discussion for Farming Chit-Chat! or Photos

Eh no :eek:
Back to the funny pics!

agriman27 · 11-05-2014 10:22pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

The stripped skull would look amazing though. It's a breed- Ankole-Watusi or Ankole longhorn. Was researching breeds earlier!

It would fairly knock to sweat out ya to skull that lad with the wire:D

Base price · 11-05-2014 11:28pm

I was in Uganda a few years ago and saw Ankole cattle there, they certainly could not be classed as a beef breed. They are slaughtered and butchered the same day as there are no cooling facilities. The friends that we visited used to freeze the meat for a week to tenderise it. Nice enough to eat

Amazing to see the horns sticking out from the top of cattle trucks/trailers :eek:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ankole-Watusi

Farmer · 11-05-2014 11:44pm

Add a small plastic tank and a bit of carpet and you could convert them to a walking weedlicker.

Reggie. · 11-05-2014 11:46pm

Farmer wrote: »

Add a small plastic tank and a bit of carpet and you could convert them to a walking weedlicker.

TheBody · 12-05-2014 9:42pm

Muckit · 12-05-2014 9:56pm

Reggie. · 13-05-2014 12:07am

TheBody wrote: »

Bloody story of my youth

whelan2 · 13-05-2014 5:54am

.Kovu. wrote: »

The stripped skull would look amazing though. It's a breed- Ankole-Watusi or Ankole longhorn. Was researching breeds earlier!

is that you kovu in the pic?

Mad4simmental · 13-05-2014 7:15am

TheBody wrote: »

Lol youst to have it parked outside school reddy to go!

Reggie. · 13-05-2014 7:25am

whelan2 wrote: »

is that you kovu in the pic?

If it is its probably the only photo graphical evidence of her behaving herself

Reggie. · 13-05-2014 7:25am

whelan2 wrote: »

is that you kovu in the pic?

If it is its probably the only photo graphical evidence of her behaving herself

_Brian · 13-05-2014 10:04am

.Kovu. wrote: »

Wonder how some of these would look in Leitrim!

Probably look the same but just more RUSHES in the picture :P

Kovu · 13-05-2014 10:36am

whelan2 wrote: »

is that you kovu in the pic?

Yea, looking fabulous for my age!

Mad4simmental · 19-05-2014 4:29pm

Hugh 2 · 19-05-2014 5:52pm

Mad4simmental wrote: »

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Wagyu ??

Now if was a Wysiwug (what you see is what you get ) I would understand what is Wagyu

Kovu · 19-05-2014 6:04pm

Hugh 2 wrote: »

Wagyu ??

Now if was a Wysiwug (what you see is what you get ) I would understand what is Wagyu

http://www.buedelmeatup.com/2012/12/04/the-difference-between-kobe-and-wagyu-beef/ Wagyu beef is intensely marbled with softer fat, has higher percentages of monounsaturated fats, omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids and is lower in cholesterol than commodity beef. The combinations of these fats deliver a distinctive rich and tender flavor compared to other beef.

However, most people refer to it as Kobe beef, which is incorrect. Only beef that is reared in Kobe; city in Japan and the capital city of the Hyōgo Prefecture can be termed 'Authentic Kobe'

Otherwise-

Wa Japanese or Japanese Style

Gyu The Japanese word for a Cow or Cattle

Wagyu Japanese or Japanese Style Cattle.

Now I need to warn myself for being off topic :pac::o

Brown Podzol · 19-05-2014 6:16pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

However, most people refer to it as Kobe beef, which is incorrect. Only beef that is reared in Kobe; city in Japan and the capital city of the Hyōgo Prefecture can be termed 'Authentic Kobe'

Otherwise-

Wa Japanese or Japanese Style

Gyu The Japanese word for a Cow or Cattle

Wagyu Japanese or Japanese Style Cattle.

Now I need to warn myself for being off topic :pac::o

"And still they gaz'd and still the wonder grew,
That one small head could carry all she knew."

Kovu · 19-05-2014 6:59pm

Brown Podzol wrote: »

"And still they gaz'd and still the wonder grew,
That one small head could carry all she knew."

I am so smrt. Smrt. I mean smart.

(Google helps me)

TheBody · 22-05-2014 9:02am

bogman_bass · 22-05-2014 3:26pm

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/05/22/gorey-sheep-shearing-championships-rocked-by-doping-scandal/

2thousand14 · 22-05-2014 5:51pm

bogman_bass wrote: »

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/2014/05/22/gorey-sheep-shearing-championships-rocked-by-doping-scandal/

TheBody · 02-06-2014 10:04pm

Damo810 · 03-06-2014 9:13pm

Kovu · 03-06-2014 10:22pm

I remember a few years ago this popped up in chit chat, I think it belongs here now!:D

Damo810 · 03-06-2014 10:37pm

.Kovu. wrote: »

I remember a few years ago this popped up in chit chat, I think it belongs here now!:D

"Welcome to Roscommon!"

TheBody · 11-06-2014 11:51am

Reggie. · 11-06-2014 12:00pm

TheBody wrote: »

That must be_brian

_Brian · 11-06-2014 12:43pm

Reggie. wrote: »

That must be_brian

While since I was that young

Can hardly look at that. Was in a yard one day over in the Bush and a lad was standing on fork truck forks getting a lift to fix a door roller.
Had his hand round the damn chain and it just flattened his fingers - he lost two.

onyerbikepat · 11-06-2014 1:09pm

'Pinch Points' they call them. Farm machines are lethal for them.

Mad4simmental · 12-06-2014 4:28pm

Kovu · 12-06-2014 5:07pm

^^^^^^^^

My reaction-

Kovu · 13-06-2014 1:49pm

Maybe she was barn with it?
Maybe it's Moobelene.

Oldtree · 13-06-2014 9:21pm

TheBody · 19-06-2014 6:08pm

roosterman71 · 20-06-2014 12:29pm

Renegade Mechanic · 20-06-2014 1:48pm

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