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"Would ya" and "I'd do her"

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    #32
    katzenjammer
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭katzenjammer


    midlandsmissus wrote: »

    Imagine a woman going to another woman, "Here, would you do George Clooney?", "Ah I dunno if he'd get a chance like" :D

    Ahh women say sh!t like that all the time!
    Example, you say?... At the Leinster match last week, "Oh look, he's bringing D'arcy on", "I'd hit it" :pac: nicccce


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    #33
    Blazer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,419 ✭✭✭✭Blazer


    K-9 wrote: »
    Of course it's just a male characteristic.

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055192287


    That'll put them thar women in their place :D


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    #34
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    I say it all the tiime. Fit guy walks past and will turn to the girls and say "i would" or "yes please". Obviously would make sure he didnt hear me, i am a lady after all :)


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    #35
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    In my experience it's the ...uh .."plainer" woman that is the subject of the "would you" remarks.

    Particularly if in a group of males and there has been "drink taken".

    To be honest I can appreciate that women get annoyed by this behaviour.

    I believe the old Russian sayin

    "There is no such thing as an ugly woman..there is only not enough vodka"

    Salut !!


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    #36
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Do girls not do this also? It's more annoying when your average pasty-faced, walking-sack-of-nicotine-and-alcohol Irish guy is looking through a magazine like FHM with other similar looking guys (or watching porn or whatever), and saying "God she's manky isn't she? Wouldn't go near her!" That's just lying.


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    #37
    Berty
    Registered Users Posts: 26,149 ✭✭✭✭Berty


    What do you want the men to say to each other

    "Oh Cedric, do you believe this lady is pretty?"
    "Oh yes felix I wonder if her dance card is full?"

    Come on girls.

    Here is the example for you.

    If a bloke met his "no strings" she would just brush past him if he said "Im sorry, your going to have to sleep with me because you are my no strings"

    If a girl met her no strings and said the same she would be dragged like a cavewoman by the hair straight to bed.

    Moral the story. Every woman is a slut because women take C*CK!!! :eek:


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    #38
    Acacia
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    I ask my bf what celebs he'd do. It's just a bit of a joke. There is no point saying ''Yeah right, you wish!". It's obvious he's never going to run into Angelina Jolie down in Spar or whatever.

    I don't think it's a male phenomenon either. Sure, me and my friends ask each other if we'd do a certain guy or not. I thought everyone did this? :confused:


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    #39
    Sharpshooter
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    Acacia wrote: »
    Sure, me and my friends ask each other if we'd do a certain guy or not. I thought everyone did this? :confused:

    I do, but only in my mind.
    Which clicks the switch to my imagination.
    My imagination runs riot sometimes.:D


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    #40
    Browney7
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    Ya would to be sociable like!;)


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    #41
    FlutterinBantam
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    Well if asked I would give the Seoighe sisters a good belt of the shiny purple fella, so I would.

    Pink & stink:eek:


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    #42
    Jesus Juice
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    It basically boils down to this:You could talk about a girl for hours saying how much you hate her,how she annoys you etc.etc.and then who ever your talking to...(has to be a lad) can just go ''But would ya do her though??''
    which the normal response is ''Oh yea id defo ride her!!i mean shes a ****ing fool but id take that ass apart''

    Sad but True ladies.


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    #43
    rubadub
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    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Here's the scenario: two or more men are together and they're looking at a picture of a stunningly gorgeous celebrity, one will turn to the other and go 'Would ya?' The other one will cast an eye over a woman about twenty times better looking than him, as if weighing up her chance of being with him, and go 'I'd do her'.
    I thought everybody knew what this meant, must have completely zoomed over your head. If the celeb is stunningly gorgeous then they are obviously being sarcastic.
    midlandsmissus wrote: »
    Girls do you ever just feel like shouting, "YOU F*CKING WISH!!!!"
    Ehh they are wishing, so people do not say it since it is stating the obvious and would make them look like idiots for not getting the joke/sarcasm. It is nothing to do wtih "her chance of being with him", it is just a joking way of asking if you think she is good looking too (or not)
    Acacia wrote: »
    I ask my bf what celebs he'd do. It's just a bit of a joke. There is no point saying ''Yeah right, you wish!". It's obvious he's never going to run into Angelina Jolie down in Spar or whatever.

    I don't think it's a male phenomenon either. Sure, me and my friends ask each other if we'd do a certain guy or not. I thought everyone did this? :confused:
    Yep, no point saying "you wish", it makes no sense. It would be like saying "would you like to win the lottery"
    "ehh, yeah, I suppose so"
    "YOU WISH!!!, haha you fool!! you don't have a FU*KING hope"
    "ehh, yeah, I know...."


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    #44
    cson
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Well if asked I would give the Seoighe sisters a good belt of the shiny purple fella, so I would.

    Pink & stink:eek:

    Is Sile not ginger?! :eek:

    You'll get freckles on yore mickey...


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    #45
    K-9
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    FlutterinBantam wrote: »
    Well if asked I would give the Seoighe sisters a good belt of the shiny purple fella, so I would.

    Pink & stink:eek:

    Jaysus yeah and the other one (not Grainne) is hotter.

    When she wears them low tops with the bow at the bottom of the breasts................................................

    PS. Single too.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #46
    jonnygee
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    It,s not would,ya. It,s could,ya


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    #47
    Acacia
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    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    It basically boils down to this:You could talk about a girl for hours saying how much you hate her,how she annoys you etc.etc.and then who ever your talking to...(has to be a lad) can just go ''But would ya do her though??''
    which the normal response is ''Oh yea id defo ride her!!i mean shes a ****ing fool but id take that ass apart''

    Sad but True ladies.

    I'd be like that with some guys as well. Say Johnny Depp was a complete twat. He'd still get it.

    Though I'd hate myself a little afterwards...


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    #48
    anonymous_joe
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    Acacia wrote: »
    I'd be like that with some guys as well. Say Johnny Depp was a complete twat. He'd still get it.

    Though I'd hate myself a little afterwards...

    That's just enough Johnny Depp bashing for one thread. :pac:

    And in fairness, what's the big deal with the 'I would' thing? ^^


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    #49
    Acacia
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    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    That's just enough Johnny Depp bashing for one thread. :pac:

    And in fairness, what's the big deal with the 'I would' thing? ^^

    Hehe, there's no Depp-bashing here...I love Depp! *drool*

    Yeah, I don't get what the big deal is. Everybody checks everybody else out...if we didn't, there would be no babies! :pac:


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    #50
    K-9
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    Acacia wrote: »
    Hehe, there's no Depp-bashing here...I love Depp! *drool*

    Yeah, I don't get what the big deal is. Everybody checks everybody else out...if we didn't, there would be no babies! :pac:

    Have to say, contrary to popular myth, Depp couldn't be bashed.

    Jaysus, he has improved since the jump street? thingy!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #51
    anonymous_joe
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    Acacia wrote: »
    Hehe, there's no Depp-bashing here...I love Depp! *drool*

    Yeah, I don't get what the big deal is. Everybody checks everybody else out...if we didn't, there would be no babies! :pac:

    Yeah, but a lot of people seem unwilling to acknowledge that checking out happens. ^^


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    #52
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    anonymous_joe wrote: »
    Yeah, but a lot of people seem unwilling to acknowledge that checking out happens. ^^

    Haha, yeah, and others like to believe that if you're going out with somebody you're magically not attracted to any other person! :eek:

    :pac:


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    #53
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    K-9 wrote: »
    Have to say, contrary to popular myth, Depp couldn't be bashed.

    Jaysus, he has improved since the jump street? thingy!

    Depp is god.

    That is all. :D


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    #54
    Stky10
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    K-9 wrote: »
    Jaysus yeah and the other one (not Grainne) is hotter.

    When she wears them low tops with the bow at the bottom of the breasts................................................

    PS. Single too.

    No way the younger sister is way too needy. Way too into becoming "a star".

    Grainne is on a steady downward slope, but she'd still be good for the ride for a year or two yet.

    PS. Claim to fame No. 202... I know a guy who performed "special exercises" with both Grainne, and Gillian Whatshername (ie the better looking blonde one who started with her in the newsroom when TnaG opened).


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    K-9
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    Stky10 wrote: »
    No way the younger sister is way too needy. Way too into becoming "a star".

    Grainne is on a steady downward slope, but she'd still be good for the ride for a year or two yet.

    PS. Claim to fame No. 202... I know a guy who performed "special exercises" with both Grainne, and Gillian Whatshername (ie the better looking blonde one who started with her in the newsroom when TnaG opened).

    But the sister is hotter.

    Unties bow!

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #56
    SV
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    What is it with women always thinking that no matter what, unless the guy is famous, then they are far better looking?

    get down off yerselves, about 5% of ye on a night out are stunners, the rest look like a fúcking dogs dinner.


    no offence like. :P


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    #57
    samhail
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    I usually reply that it would be rude not to


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    #58
    Stky10
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    K-9 wrote: »
    But the sister is hotter.

    Unties bow!

    Each to their own I suppose. Given the chance of the two (and yes OP I do realise it will never happen).... I'd go for Grainne


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    K-9
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    Stky10 wrote: »
    Each to their own I suppose. Given the chance of the two (and yes OP I do realise it will never happen).... I'd go for Grainne

    Wouldn't be fair on the other sister though.

    I'd have to do a 3 some. Fairer.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #60
    Terry
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    ClioV6 wrote: »
    What is it with women always thinking that no matter what, unless the guy is famous, then they are far better looking?

    get down off yerselves, about 5% of ye on a night out are stunners, the rest look like a fúcking dogs dinner.


    no offence like. :P
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-a64OwOYqU


    OP, I'd take head.


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    #61
    midlandsmissus
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    Y2J_MUFC wrote: »
    Its not about whether you actually have a hope, its whether given the chance...so not only are you missing the point completely, the notion you've taken up has pissed you off. Classic. :D And you say men are bonkers?

    For the record, I wouldn't.

    Ah right so I got it wrong, excuse me.

    So you're saying what a man is actually saying is

    'Here, if you had a chance with "angelina jolie" would ya?'


    How is there a question there? Would ya do angelina jolie if you had the chance? HAHAHA. Men admit it ye just have massive egos.


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