The cuckoo's lounge

southcentralts · 23-04-2014 12:56pm #1

Nice place to relax after you get unbanned.

Star Lord · 24-04-2014 11:31am

Bottle of Dagon's Bain for you, on the house.

southcentralts · 06-05-2014 1:38pm

The usual please, wait a minute, who tidied up my lounge:mad:

Star Lord · 06-05-2014 2:39pm

I gave it a quick once over, all that goats blood on the floor was putting off the punters.

bumper234 · 06-05-2014 2:40pm

Wanders in

Looks around

Grabs the comfy chair.

southcentralts · 07-05-2014 12:51pm

Who made off with my meds?

Star Lord · 07-05-2014 12:54pm

I made out with them, but I put them back after.

southcentralts · 09-05-2014 11:53am

That does it, I'm storming off again. just as soon as I have finished thinking up a good exit line,

Damn.

C.K Dexter Haven · 14-05-2014 11:46pm

southcentralts wrote: »

That does it, I'm storming off again. just as soon as I have finished thinking up a good exit line,

Damn.

I say, this lounge, could we have a free bar or something?

Or a long cat?

Like this one:

Except.....

Bigger...

Like this one:

Yea, like that

southcentralts · 15-05-2014 11:23am

no cats, except for my pet ocelot.

we merely adopted the internet - he was born from it, also he guards the free bar.

Star Lord · 15-05-2014 12:18pm

Nyan cat has escaped from the internet, and will be pooping rainbows near you soon...

C.K Dexter Haven · 16-05-2014 6:06pm

*puts feet up*

Bartender, a drink if you please. A large one. Whiskey preferably. Neat. Ta.:)

southcentralts · 19-05-2014 11:31am

Whiskey, sure here you go.

and you, what the hell is a mudslide, what's in it, do not have any of that.

god running an imaginary lounge is hard work but there is an old saying I like to use as inspiration.

There is no problem so insurmountable that you cannot run away from it.

EZ24GET · 26-05-2014 5:08pm

when will you be running away?

Star Lord · 26-05-2014 5:39pm

When the time is right. You?

Meh dulla · 26-05-2014 7:00pm

Love on the rocks, no ice

Chucken · 26-05-2014 8:50pm

I'll pour you a drink and tell you some lies!

Star Lord · 26-05-2014 10:15pm

Some? I want the whole bottle of lies!

EZ24GET · 27-05-2014 9:21pm

I run away all the time but I keep coming back. Guess I'll never learn...sigh.

C.K Dexter Haven · 27-05-2014 11:04pm

DamoElDiablo wrote: »

Some? I want the whole bottle of lies!

We have good deals on a carafe also if you don't think you'd drink a full bottle.

Star Lord · 27-05-2014 11:19pm

Thanks, I already paid for it...

C.K Dexter Haven · 16-06-2014 9:03pm

Same again please, with nuts this time; lots of nuts.

Star Lord · 16-06-2014 10:55pm

My nuts are not for the likes of you, heartbreaker!!!

southcentralts · 18-06-2014 2:46pm

To celebrate my return and passing the exams I have to do tomorrow, Free bavaria for the next 3.14 customers

C.K Dexter Haven · 18-06-2014 11:57pm

southcentralts wrote: »

To celebrate my return and passing the exams I have to do tomorrow, Free bavaria for the next 3.14 customers

I'd like to donate my Bavarias to Damo- he seems like a Bavaria kind of guy.

Star Lord · 19-06-2014 12:07am

Mmm... Pie people...

EZ24GET · 19-06-2014 5:14pm

someone has pie? lots of pie? I need pie.

Lou.m · 21-06-2014 1:55am

preeettty pictures!

C.K Dexter Haven · 21-06-2014 8:30am

EZ24GET wrote: »

someone has pie? lots of pie? I need pie.

Here you go:

EZ24GET · 21-06-2014 4:54pm

i wanted apple

Chucken · 23-06-2014 12:56am

#1 After Hours (3532528)
#2 Soccer (1729077)
#3 Motors (1215360)
#4 The Cuckoo's Nest (519081)
#5 Politics (512412)

We're beating Politics! Come on people, keep it going!

I didn't even realise anyone was counting us

....way off over here in the corner...all alone...*sniffle*

Star Lord · 23-06-2014 1:34pm

Our corner is special. The deep dark secret that they won't let me tell you about the nest is

southcentralts · 23-06-2014 2:14pm

To celebrate our new found fame and to keep Damo quiet, drinks are on the house!!!

Literally on the house, just use the window rope ladder to get yours.

Star Lord · 23-06-2014 6:12pm

You know I'm afraid of heights, you big meanie.

I'll be in the cellar, licking moisture off the floor.

Again.

C.K Dexter Haven · 23-06-2014 9:05pm

Chucken wrote: »

We're beating Politics! Come on people, keep it going!
*

It's getting rather violent in here - what have politicians ever done to us, eh?

Oh, wait, yes. Carry on.

southcentralts · 24-06-2014 2:31pm

no not the cellar, it is where I keep my private stock of spirit of Louisianan.

EZ24GET · 24-06-2014 8:40pm

beating ? like in brutality? I thought we were a pacifist state?

C.K Dexter Haven · 25-06-2014 12:37am

EZ24GET wrote: »

beating ? like in brutality? I thought we were a pacifist state?

We're in a state? I thought it was a principality.

Chucken · 25-06-2014 2:02am

I thought we were a municipality?

Or at least multiplicity?

Or is that just Jimmy?

EZ24GET · 25-06-2014 2:53am

its definitely not a democracy

southcentralts · 25-06-2014 11:10am

Sarky has passed into the nether-realms and has become our deity, we give him offerings of jam on Saturday's and must all observe the ritualistic prayers morning noon and night -

Battery
Master of Puppets
The Thing That Should Not Be
Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Heroes
Leper Messiah
Orion"
Damage, Inc."

That is all - High priest Damo will be able to advise about arranging services.

EZ24GET · 25-06-2014 8:05pm

Sarky has passed. That means the gates of oppression have lifted ! That or everyone was blaming the wrong guy for it all along.

Star Lord · 25-06-2014 10:22pm

EZ24GET wrote: »

Sarky has passed. That means the gates of oppression have lifted ! That or everyone was blaming the wrong guy for it all along.

You've bought into my schemes, excellent!

Renegade Mechanic · 26-06-2014 1:39pm

Jaysus... Whod have thought that ban hammer would reach me up in that plane! :eek:
Bloody flares malfunctioned..

C.K Dexter Haven · 27-06-2014 8:55pm

EZ24GET wrote: »

Sarky has passed..

His bowel movements are not our concern- let's not speak of this again.

Matt Holck · 02-07-2014 2:28am

not if my threads are locked

EZ24GET · 07-07-2014 6:21pm

hey Matt! you could start some more threads

southcentralts · 08-07-2014 11:25am

Matt, do you feel like people walk all over you?

EZ24GET · 10-07-2014 10:45pm

no one walks over Matt

Renegade Mechanic · 11-07-2014 8:01am

EZ24GET wrote: »

no one walks over Matt

But can they be excused for failing to remember you?

southcentralts · 11-07-2014 9:23am

It's friday guys, time for happy hour where today's special is the pessimists dream

Half measures for half price.

The cuckoo's lounge

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