Song which sums up your ex?

[InsertHandle] · 29-03-2005 10:26pm

Cold hard bitch, jet:mad:

Giblet · 29-03-2005 10:31pm

"You're pregnant, and your life is ruined you whore!" hasn't been written yet

Pataman · 29-03-2005 11:38pm

Come on Eileen

jezza · 29-03-2005 11:41pm

baha men- who let the dogs out
and one of my exs_ vitiman c friends forever

rymus · 29-03-2005 11:54pm

It'd have to be "Everybody Loves My Girl" by Picture House. The chorus is frighteningly apt.

halenger · 30-03-2005 12:51am

Fishie wrote:

Depends on which ex... One would DEFINITELY be "You're so Vain", a different ex would be that "Asshole" song. Another would be "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"

Yeah, I used to have terrible taste in guys

/me wonders...
Think I could guess one or two from that. ... ...

Personally I've never thought about it and don't think I will.

2+2=5 · 30-03-2005 12:55am

MUSE - Hyper Music
"you know that i dont want you, and i never did"

WhiteWashMan · 30-03-2005 1:02am

i hope you die - bloodhound gang

[InsertHandle] · 30-03-2005 1:25am

WhiteWashMan wrote:

i hope you die - bloodhound gang

... ahhh true love

Tha Gopher · 30-03-2005 2:17am

Papa Smut wrote:

Why does it always rain on me? - Travis.

Damn watersports :eek:

ROFL AW jaysus!!! :eek: :eek:

Pataman wrote:

Come on Eileen

Heh heh, is that a double entendre i smell?

Chorus of Brown Eyed Girl i suppose for me, man she had gorgeous brown eyes
Dry Your Eyes by The Streets depressed the **** outta me soon after it all went pear shaped for me and the only bird i ever properly liked. I havent listened to that song in full since

As for all you other muthafcukin hoe ass bitches i been with, Aint No Fun by Snoop Dogg, Kurupt and Nate Dogg is my dedication to yis. Gin and Juice also exactly reminds me of a wild night when id a free house as a boy and got my muthafcukin freak on

We dont love you hoes.....only ladies

MR2GIRLRACER · 30-03-2005 2:55am

Most definately got to be "Caught Out There" by Kelis...

Yo, this song, yo
This song is for all the women out there
That have been lied to by their men :mad:
And I know y'all been lied to over and over again
This is for y'all yo
Maybe you didn't break the way you should've broke yo
But i break
Last year, valentine’s day, you would spoil me, say
Babe, I love you, love you (yo he's lyin') babe I swear
Held you when you were sick, heavin’
The whole time I think to myself, this isn’t fair
What is this I see (no)
You don’t come home to me (oh, no)
When you don’t come home to me (man)
Can’t deal, can’t bear
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I found her red coat
And you’re (b****) caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Aagh...
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Aagh...
I hate you so much right now
So sick of your games, I’ll set your truck to flames
And watch it blow up, blow up, tell me (how you gonna see it now)
So far from sincere {i love you}, fabrications in my ear
Drive me so far up the wall, I come slidin’ down
What is this I see (I don’t believe this)
You don’t come home to me
When you don’t come home to me
I can’t deal, can’t bear (I won’t)
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I hope you’re happy
Since you’re caught out there
Yeah, you’ve been caught
Yo’, come on
Come on
(she’s so) oh, cheap, so vulgar, not me, why the hell her
Look, she dresses (look at her) a mess, what do you see (I don’t know)
It’s not all about cash (hell, no), nor how much you flash
How I dress is a reflection of me
What is this I see
You don’t come home to me (uh-uh)
When you don’t come home to me
Can’t deal, can’t bear (told you I won’t)
You keep tellin’ me lies
But to your surprise
Look, I got somethin’ for y’all
Since you’re caught out there
I hate you so much right now
I hate you so much right now
Ugh...
I hate you so much right now

Aswell as Destiny's Child "Through With Love".....

I gave my heart to you i gave up my friends
Like you said I should do put aside my smile for you
I'd throw out my dreams if you said you didnt approve
I gave my mind compromised my life
Just to see I'd find you were trying to hold me back
Slowly throwing me off of my track, dissapointed agaaaaain....
*CHORUS*
I'm through with it, through with it (love) x4
I'm finally giving it up...
I've given so much in the past (past) for a love I never had (had)
I'm through with it I'm I'm through with it (love) x2

OHH there you go comparing me
To every lil model on the TV screen :mad:
OHH there you go complaining to me
Cos I wanna spend time with my family
My esteem has gone down you never want to take me out
You make me feel low, and alone and I don't know, where to go
I'm through with it!
*CHORUS*
I shared all my secrets with you even when it hurt to tell the truth
I Paralyzed my growth for you I gave you control
Felt so helpless without you, you couldnt be a friend
Tell if you were unhappy cos with you I see
Misery loves company and I dont know
If this is love, cus if it's over
I dont want it anymore Im through with it
*CHORUS*,
Why do I Feel so empty? I'm crying out for some stability
Destroy my many insecurities, I'm breaking down somebody pray for me
He doesn't like no other, not an ordinary love
Restore my joy, restore my courage Lord, I need your love
I'll find a new, find a new love :rolleyes:
(I dont have to hide no more)
(I dont have to weep no more)
(I dont have to hurt no more)
I've gave it so much in the past
For a love I've always had
I'll find a new love (x5) :rolleyes:

BolBill · 30-03-2005 11:56am

Ahhhh yes, Destinys Child, AKA Corporate Whores, Destiny Fulfilled ...... and Lovin' it, I mean FFS !!!!!!!

lilulila · 30-03-2005 12:15pm

Kharma Killer - Robbie Williams

silly · 30-03-2005 12:55pm

lilulila wrote:

Kharma Killer - Robbie Williams

ya! good one - " i hope u choke on your bicardi and coke"

thought of another one!

evanesence - my immortal (it just says everything i want to really)

Garibaldi · 30-03-2005 1:16pm

Dunno why I feel compelled to actually post to this thread. I must be trying unconscious self-psychotherapy....or something. :rolleyes:
Anyhoo, for the biggest mistake I've ever made, and the one girl I'll never get over, some 80's cheese is required:

Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins

Sniffle, sniffle....

[ Daithí ] · 30-03-2005 4:08pm

Hmmmm...

HMMMMMMMMMM........

I'll have to say "Red Is The New Black" by Funeral For A Friend.

"And for what it's worth, I still hate you."

*Quagmire Mode* Ohhhhh yeah!

melekalikimaka · 30-03-2005 4:29pm

REEL BIG FISH - Brand New Song Lyrics
i've got a brand new girlfriend
she is so lovely lovely
i've got a new ex-girlfriend
she is so fat and ugly
oh not you again it gets worse
everytime and one plus two again
won't work i can't divide it
well i let it go, i don't care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you
i'm not sorry about the things i
do
i've got a brand new song
it is so happy happy
i've got a brand new attitude
it is so hateful hateful
not you again it gets worse
everytime
one plus two again won't
work
i can't divide it well i
let it go i don't
care
i love you when you're not there
brand new song just for you i'm so sorry
(but that's not true) you keep tellin' me
that it's so easy to forget it
you keep tellin' me but i now i'll always
regret it,
well i let it go,
you're not there i love you and you
don't care
a brand new song i've done my best
i'm so sorry, sorry about this mess

bringitdown · 30-03-2005 4:33pm

3 Libras - A Perfect Circle

difficult not to feel a little bit disappointed and passed over when i've looked right through to see you naked and oblivious and you don't see me. but i threw you the obvious just to see if there's more behind the eyes of a fallen angel, the eyes of a tragedy.

Lyrics -> http://www.lyricsdomain.com/1/a_perfect_circle/3_libras.html

abakan · 30-03-2005 4:46pm

Franz Ferdinand - cheating on you
wheezer - hash pipe
christy moore - ride on
Two Timing Lover - Janet Lee Davis

that about sums them up

grimsbymatt · 30-03-2005 4:54pm

Manic Street Preachers - The Intense Humming of Evil

Evilution · 30-03-2005 5:19pm

ICE-T LYRICS - "The Girl Tried to Kill Me"

Yo! I met this girl the other night
Hype super-dope body and face, her mini-skirt tight
Talkin' 'bout legs and lips, mindblowin' hips
Had to cross my legs just to look at her tits
Said she came out lookin' for some fun
Looked me in my eyes and told me...I was the one
I said "Why?", she said I was fly
Grabbed me by my hand and I thought I would die
Said she wanted to take me home to make love
Now that's the kind of rap that brothers dream of
I said, "Fast, slow, hard or soft, baby?"
She said, "All the above"

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Now, I ain't no sucker on the weak tip
But let me tell you, she was on some mother****in' sex trip
Took me to her crib that night, leather and spikes
Broke out the rope and the dope strobe-light
And started buggin', lightin' candles all over the room
Then she did a backflip, landed on my dick
I knew that I would be dead soon

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

Yo, my pants were on, but so what?
She ripped off my shirt and tied my monkey-ass up
Faster than I could say "No!"
It was like a rodeo, I was with a sex nut
I looked in her face...
She sweated and she grinned with delight
And then she broke out a whip, I said "$hit!"
This girl had crazy plans for the night

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one
This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life

Now whips ain't all that she had
All kinda crazy $hit was at this bitch's pad
I'm talkin' about latex suits, spike-heeled boots
Oversized vibrators so that she could get loose
I said, "Don't...don't...don't whip me!
I'll do anything you ask!"
And then homegirl stripped, 38" tits
Man you shoulda seen that ass

This girl tried to kill me, she didn't use a gun or a knife
This girl tried to kill me, took me within a inch of my life
This freak tried to kill me, she didn't use a bomb or a gun
This girl tried to kill me, homeboys, watch out for this one

My dick was harder than a bulletproof vest
She started pourin' baby oil on her chest
And then she said, "Gimme gimme gimme"
Jumped on my Jimmy, and rode me like the Wild West
I almost passed out, then the front door cold bust in
It was her fukin' husband, six-foot ten
I knew my life would soon end

Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a bomb or a gun
Homeboy tried to kill me, yo...yo, nowhere to run
Homeboy tried to kill me, he didn't use a gun or a knife
Homeboy tried to kill me, cos he had caught me ****in' his wife
Yo...

Nevada · 30-03-2005 5:43pm

"You win again" Hot Chocolate

Crash · 30-03-2005 5:43pm

Hrmmm...lessee...

Damien Rice and Lisa Hannigan - I remember

I remember it well
The first time that I saw
Your head around the door
'Cause mine stopped working

I remember it well
There was wet in your hair
I was stood in the stairs
And time stopped moving

I want you here tonight
I want you here
'Cause I can't believe what I found
I want you here tonight
I want you here
Nothing is taking me down, down, down...

I remember it well
Taxied out of a storm
To watch you perform
And my ships were sailing

I remember it well
I was stood in your line
And your mouth, your mouth, your mouth...

I want you here tonight
I want you here
'Cause I can't believe what I found
I want you here tonight
I want you here
Nothing is taking me down, down, down...

Except you my love. Except you my love...

Romeo and Juliet - Dire Straits

And all I do is miss you and the way we used to be
And all I do is keep the beat and bad company
All I do is kiss you through the bars of a rhyme
Julie I'd do the stars with you any time

and as for breakup,

Last Goodbye - Jeff Buckley

this is our last goodbye
i hate to feel the love between us die
but it's over
just hear this and then i'll go
you gave me more to live for
more than you'll ever know

this is our last embrace
must i dream and always see your face
why can't we overcome this wall
well, maybe it's just because i didn't know you at all

kiss me, please kiss me
but kiss me out of desire, babe, and not consolation
you know it makes me so angry 'cause i know that in time
i'll only make you cry, this is our last goodbye

did you say "no, this can't happen to me,"
and did you rush to the phone to call
was there a voice unkind in the back of your mind
saying maybe you didn't know him at all
you didn't know him at all, oh, you didn't know

well, the bells out in the church tower chime
burning clues into this heart of mine
thinking so hard on her soft eyes and the memories
offer signs that it's over... it's over

Chinafoot · 30-03-2005 6:07pm

"Whipping Post" by Allman Brothers Band

example

My friends tell me, that I’ve been such a fool,
And I have to stand by and take it baby, all for lovin’ you.
Drown myself in sorrow, and I look at what you’ve down.
But nothin’ seems to change, the bad times stay the same,
And I can’t run.

Sometimes I feel, sometimes I feel,
Like I been tied to the whipping post
Tied to the whipping post,
Tied to the whipping post,
Good lord, I feel like I’m dyin’.

Sleepy · 30-03-2005 6:42pm

Holy crap neil, have we had some of the same exe's?

"I Remember" reminds me of the greatest love of my life, "Romeo & Juliet" of my first love and "Last Goodbye" reminds me of another ex.

And embaressingly enough, Westlife's "World of Our Own" will always remind me of an ex I still have very fond memories of.

Crash · 30-03-2005 6:55pm

ok i was with you until the last one :P

PullMyFinger! · 30-03-2005 8:37pm

Just to remind that its a song that sums up your ex, not one that reminds you of them

Capt'n Midnight · 30-03-2005 8:47pm

Stupid Girl - Garbage

Sleepy · 30-03-2005 8:59pm

PullMyFinger! wrote:

Just to remind that its a song that sums up your ex, not one that reminds you of them

Oops, right so. I'll assume we're going with our most recent ex's.

"You can't always get what you want".

Alana · 30-03-2005 9:46pm

Well i don't think you junkie psycho has been written yet...however that would sum up my ex post relationship...maybe just the junkie bit for the relationship

scumbag-greenday
hashpipe-weezer
fake-frames

and then for the ones that get me...ie when i'm not being a cold heartless b1tch about it (which i have a damn good reason to be...bitter-moi?)anyway these ones bring up to many painfull memories and kinda sum him up

Nothing as it seems-pearl jam
i am the ressurection/waterfall-stone roses
save me-aimee mann- "from the ranks of the freaks"
hey-pixies
heaven knows i'm miserable now-smiths (hahahaha)

Song which sums up your ex?

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