read please

this should be a little more sane than TCT's posts...



> > >>>Facts you were not aware you could live without.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her
> > >>>husband doesn't give her coffee.
> > >>>
> > >>>A shark can detect one part of blood in 100
> > >>>million parts of water.
> > >>>
> > >>>A whale's penis is called a dork.
> > >>>
> > >>>The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottle represents the
> > >>>number of ingredients in the sauce.
> > >>>
> > >>>A rat can last longer without water than a camel.
> > >>>
> > >>>Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus
> > >>>every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
> > >>>
> > >>>The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.
> > >>>
> > >>>A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne
> > >>>will bounce up and down continually from the bottom of the
> > >>>glass to the top.
> > >>>
> > >>>A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
> > >>>
> > >>>A person cannot taste food unless it is mixed with
> > >>>saliva. For example, if strong-tasting substance like salt
> is
> > >>>placed on a dry tongue, the taste buds will not be able to
> taste
> > >>>it. As soon as a drop of saliva is added and the salt is
> > >>>dissolved, however, a definite taste
> > >>>sensation results. This is true for all foods. Try it!
> > >>>
> > >>>A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor
> > >>>moth up to 7 miles away.
> > >>>
> > >>>George Washington grew marijuana in his garden.
> > >>>
> > >>>Some insects can live up to a year without their
> > >>>heads.
> > >>>
> > >>>Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
> > >>>
> > >>>Sylvia Miles had the shortest performance ever nominated
> for an
> > >>>Oscar with Midnight Cowboy. Her entire role lasted only six
> > >>>minutes.
> > >>>
> > >>>A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
> > >>>
> > >>>A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot
> find
> a
> > >>>mate.
> > >>>
> > >>>In Lebanon it is legal to have sex with a female animal, but
>
> > >>>illegal with a male one.
> > >>>
> > >>>40% of McDonald's profits come from the sales of
> > >>>Happy Meals.
> > >>>
> > >>>Every person has a unique tongue print.
> > >>>
> > >>>The 'spot' on 7UP comes from its inventor who had red eyes.
> He
> > >>>was albino.
> > >>>
> > >>>Every night, wasps bite into the stem of a plant,
> > >>>lock their mandibles (jaws) into position, stretch out at
> right
> > >>>angles to the stem, and, with legs dangling, fall asleep.
> > >>>
> > >>>During the chariot scene in 'Ben Hur' a small red
> > >>>car can be seen in the distance.
> > >>>
> > >>>Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine.
> > >>>His parents thought he might be retarded.
> > >>>
> > >>>On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents
> daily.
> > >>>
> > >>>John Wilkes Booth's brother once saved the life of
> > >>>Abraham Lincoln's son.
> > >>>
> > >>>Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and
> > >>>sister.
> > >>>
> > >>>Chocolate kills dogs! True, chocolate effects a dogs heart
> and
> > >>>nervous system, a few ounces is enough to kill a small
> sized
> > >>>dog.
> > >>>
> > >>>Daniel Boone detested coonskin caps.
> > >>>
> > >>>Money isn't made out of paper, it's made out of
> > >>>cotton. Before the 1950's it was made from hemp-the stem
> and
> > >>>leaves of a marijuana plant.
> > >>>
> > >>>Most lipstick contains fish scales.
> > >>>
> > >>>Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up
> > >>>into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark
>
> to
> > >>>explode.
> > >>>
> > >>>Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland
> > >>>because he doesn't wear pants.
> > >>>
> > >>>Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as medicine.
> > >>>
> > >>>Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and
> > >>>draw with the other at the same time.
> > >>>
> > >>>
> > >>>Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out
> > >>>during World War II were made of wood.
> > >>>
> > >>>The number of possible ways of playing the first
> > >>>four moves per side in a game of chess is 318,979,564,000.
> > >>>
> > >>>Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one
> > >>>testicle.
> > >>>
> > >>>Upper and lower case letters are named 'upper' and
> > >>>'lower', because in the time when all original print had to
> be
> > >>>set in individual letters, the 'upper case' letters were
> stored
> > >>>in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller,
> 'lower
> > >>>case' letters.
> > >>>
> > >>>There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
> > >>>
> > >>>There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme
> > >>>with: orange, purple, and silver!
> > >>>
> > >>>The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the
> > >>>U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln
>
> > >>>Memorial.
> > >>>
> > >>>The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan, there was
>
> > >>>never a recorded Wendy before!
> > >>>
> > >>>Leonardo Da Vinci invented scissors, also, it
> > >>>took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.
> > >>>
> > >>>Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to
> > >>>SLOW a film down so you could see his moves. That's the
> > >>>opposite of the norm.
> > >>>
> > >>>Bubble gum contains rubber.
> > >>>
> > >>>Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
> > >>>
> > >>>The first CD pressed in the US was Bruce Springsteen's 'Born
>
> in
> > >>>the USA.'
> > >>>
> > >>>By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you
> can't
> > >>>sink in quicksand.
> > >>>
> > >>>Casey Kasem is the voice of Shaggy on Scooby-Doo.
> > >>>
> > >>>Cat's urine glows under a black light.
> > >>>
> > >>>Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat
> a
> > >>>piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with.
> > >>>
> > >>>In India it costs less to have sex with a prostitute than
> it
> > >>>does to buy a condom.
> > >>>
> > >>>Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you
> > >>>from crying!
> > >>>
> > >>>An elephant can smell water three miles away.
> > >>>
> > >>>Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book
>
> most
> > >>>often stolen from Public Libraries.
> > >>>
> > >>>Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before
> > >>>they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit
> damages
> > >>>them.
> > >>>
> > >>>Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under his cap to
> > >>>keep him cool! He changed it every 2 innings!
> > >>>
> > >>>Bats always turn left when exiting a cave
> > >>>


A man was walking home alone late one night
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pounding; his head is
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