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Man treated in hospital after injecting himself with own semen

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  • 16-01-2019 3:32pm
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    Murty201
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭


    This gave me a bit of a chuckle....18 months!!!

    "A 33-year-old man required medical treatment at a Dublin hospital after repeatedly injecting himself with his own semen in an unusual attempt to treat his longstanding lower-back pain.

    The man developed a subcutaneous abscess on his right arm, where he had been injecting himself on a monthly basis for 1½ years. A radiograph also revealed emphysema and oedema – excess watery fluid – under his skin"

    Can't post links, but copy & paste!

    irishtimes.com/news/health/man-treated-in-hospital-after-injecting-himself-with-own-semen-1.3759941


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    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Smell of Benji off him


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    #3
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Back pain a trouble????

    Then cum in your arm......



    Hilarious.


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    brevity
    Registered Users Posts: 8,479 ✭✭✭brevity


    Ewww.


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    rgodard80a
    Registered Users Posts: 568 ✭✭✭rgodard80a


    Murty201 wrote: »
    "A 33-year-old man required medical treatment at a Dublin hospital after repeatedly injecting himself with his own semen in an unusual attempt to treat his longstanding lower-back pain.

    I'd say he also has longstanding wrist pain.


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    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Sounds like a bit of a wanker to me


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    #7
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,771 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Just when you thought it couldn't.......


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    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,748 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    "The red area spread down his arm and hardened around the entry wound over the course of the next 24 hours, according to the case report."

    Bleuuuugh!

    Also, wonder how the missus will take to me calling it her "entry wound"


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    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    Toxic masculinity again. :mad:


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    #10
    jamesbere
    Registered Users Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Why, in all merciful christ would you do this.


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    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Why, in all merciful christ would you do this.

    Especially when he was arching that injured back earlier when knocking one out


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    #12
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    back pain is unknown amongst power bottoms


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    Murty201
    Registered Users Posts: 8 ✭Murty201


    Here's a link to the source material in the Irish Medical Journal, with photographs of his swellling.....arm!



    imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess


    Jsut baffling!


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    I only hope he heard of some magic serum to cure back pain, but he didn't quite hear...


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    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,221 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Jizzus!


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    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,221 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    Toxic masculinity again. :mad:

    Underrated


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    Birneybau
    Registered Users Posts: 10,221 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Come, in your arm, will cause no harm, put all your back troubles away.


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    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    dafuq-did-i-just-read-meme.jpg


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    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    dafuq-did-i-just-read-meme.jpg

    Jiz. It's all anyone needs for any back pain.


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    relax carry on
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭relax carry on


    Barry Scott's newest product "Jizz and the pain is gone"


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    Massiveguganga
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18 ✭Massiveguganga


    He should have boiled the semen before injecting it to kill the germs.


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    Alun
    Registered Users Posts: 21,419 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    Murty201 wrote: »
    Here's a link to the source material in the Irish Medical Journal, with photographs of his swellling.....arm!

    imj.ie/semenly-harmless-back-pain-an-unusual-presentation-of-a-subcutaneous-abscess

    Jsut baffling!
    From the above article ...
    This patient’s back pain improved over the course of his inpatient stay and he opted to discharge himself without availing of an incision and drainage of the local collection.

    Isn't that what got him into this problem in the first place :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    Poor guy probably isn't very well. It's not something a person would usually think of doing if they were thinking straight. I hope he's okay and doesn't harm himself again.


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    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Ah cum on now...


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    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    I read it on CureZone!!! :mad:


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    Fiftyfilthy
    Registered Users Posts: 554 ✭✭✭Fiftyfilthy


    In the joy the younger guys mix their semen into their yogurts and will take their friends semen too

    They genuinely believe it has the same effect as steroids


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    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Why, in all merciful christ would you do this.

    You'd be amazed by the things people show up in A&E with. Missus had to deal with a genius who thought he could stop a fan with his erect penis. That's one that sticks in her mind to this day. Poor chap was in an awful state.


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    [Deleted User]
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    jamesbere wrote: »
    Why, in all merciful christ would you do this.


    I've heard of heroin addicts who can't get a fix trying this as a sort of desperate last resort. The idea is they might be able to recycle some of the older junk still floating around inside them until they can score a proper hit. Absolutely no idea if it works for them or what the hell it does at all for that matter, but that's the thinking behind it anyway.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've heard of heroin addicts who can't get a fix trying this as a sort of desperate last resort. The idea is they might be able to recycle some of the older junk still floating around inside them until they can score a proper hit. Absolutely no idea if it works for them or what the hell it does at all for that matter, but that's the thinking behind it anyway.

    Horrifying and sad in equal measure. :(


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I've heard of heroin addicts who can't get a fix trying this as a sort of desperate last resort. The idea is they might be able to recycle some of the older junk still floating around inside them until they can score a proper hit. Absolutely no idea if it works for them or what the hell it does at all for that matter, but that's the thinking behind it anyway.

    I'm working with IV heroin addicts years , both in needle exchange/drug services and homeless services and have never heard of an addict do something like that.

    If anything , the concentration would be so small , it wouldn't even cause a positive drug test.


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    swaner
    Registered Users Posts: 41 ✭swaner


    Where get such idea?


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