How would you briefly describe any of your more memorable relationships?

worded · 14-01-2019 4:00am #1

I was taking to a friend about their previous relationship and she said it was

“Like a 10 year pub crawl” thought that was very funny.

A single dad with a selfish X said

“It’s the relationship that just keeps taking” ......

How would you briefly describe any of your more memorable relationships?

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 14-01-2019 4:03am

Similar to a car boot sale. From a distance it looked like it was going to be interesting but up close it was just a pile of sh1t I didn’t need

worded · 14-01-2019 4:05am

Oaklyn Spoiled Needle wrote: »

Similar to a car boot sale. From a distance it looked like it was going to be interesting but up close it was just a pile of sh1t I didn’t need

Similar to a “Monet relationship” like his paintings
Looks good from a distance, but up close it’s a mess

Prominent_Dawg · 14-01-2019 4:35am

worded wrote: »

Similar to a “Monet relationship” like his paintings
Looks good from a distance, but up close it’s a mess

Sounds about right

IrishLad90 · 14-01-2019 4:37am

Like a basket full of washing

Anooad of stress I could do without

Arghus · 14-01-2019 5:10am

A sweet thing that ended sadly.

Deja Boo · 14-01-2019 5:43am

so close and yet so far

worded · 14-01-2019 5:54am

In bed she was dirtier than a wicker toilet seat

BeerWolf · 14-01-2019 5:55am

Non-existent.

worded · 14-01-2019 6:02am

From the start of the relationship there were too many questions ....

where am I? when am I going to be untied? who are you? etc ...

1800_Ladladlad · 14-01-2019 6:17am

Bataclan

worded · 14-01-2019 11:43pm

She could have been a Maid in the living room, Cook in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom and a lady in Public.

She was all those things but some were in the wrong order ...

She was a whore in Public and a Lady in the bedroom

corner of hells · 15-01-2019 12:03am

Tits and tyres , sooner or later she's gonna give you trouble.

Immortal Starlight · 15-01-2019 12:39am

Toxic and psychotic.

15-01-2019 3:37am

Current relationship: Cats and good food.

worded · 15-01-2019 3:56am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Current relationship: Cats and good food.

One the subject ....
I won't mention any names but after several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after just one minor indiscretion - he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of all that training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an excellent vet.

NSAman · 15-01-2019 4:09am

It was a curry...

Tasted good..washed down with pints and ended up being shat on everywhere

worded · 15-01-2019 4:34am

NSAman wrote: »

It was a curry...

Tasted good..washed down with pints and ended up being shat on everywhere

I hear you brother ....We have all looked and felt like the tail light of a Massey Ferguson tractor at one time or another ...

worded · 15-01-2019 4:36am

Immortal Starlight wrote: »

Toxic and psychotic.

I heard a woman that’s half irish and half another nationality can be best.

You get the personality without the psychosis

NSAman · 15-01-2019 5:28am

worded wrote: »

I hear you brother ....We have all looked and felt like the tail light of a Massey Ferguson tractor at one time or another ...

I would describe her as thrush....

An irritated c u n *

La.de.da · 15-01-2019 5:36am

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

facehugger99 · 15-01-2019 8:20am

Like Return of the King, it went on far too long and had a number of false endings.

stoneill · 15-01-2019 8:37am

It was like when you can't get your arm into the sleeve of you coat.
You are doing all the actions right, but it's just not going in.

worded · 15-01-2019 11:44am

La.de.da wrote: »

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Check out this song called “La dih Da” very funny song

https://youtu.be/xod5YAw1_mI

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-01-2019 12:26pm

She had multiple personalities...all of them horrible and nasty.

mariaalice · 15-01-2019 1:13pm

Paraphrasing Roxy music a bit.

You said its love, I said alright could describe lots of relationships.

valoren · 15-01-2019 1:18pm

The Phantom Menace.

I took something that should and could have been great but I managed to fck it up anyway.

Edgware · 15-01-2019 1:19pm

Had an allergy to chloroform and always whinging that the cable ties were too tight.
I don't think it would have worked out

Feisar · 15-01-2019 1:23pm

Sweet but psycho.

Samuel T. Cogley · 15-01-2019 2:31pm

Massive tits...

...the pair of us.

greencap · 15-01-2019 2:42pm

Like scratching a lotto card and winning a turd.

redfacedbear · 15-01-2019 3:46pm

Much like Star Trek, at the time it seemed so very exciting and brilliant and grown up, but with the passage of time I can now see the flaws and that it never was quite as perfect as I thought it was.

worded · 15-01-2019 4:23pm

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

She had multiple personalities...all of them horrible and nasty.

She must have had one redeeming personality ?

Cee-Jay-Cee · 15-01-2019 4:38pm

worded wrote: »

She must have had one redeeming personality ?

She had big tits.

Sleepy · 15-01-2019 5:27pm

No matter how hot the sexual chemistry is, it's not enough on it's own.

15-01-2019 5:38pm

First sweet, then frightening.

worded · 16-01-2019 12:47am

redfacedbear wrote: »

Much like Star Trek, at the time it seemed so very exciting and brilliant and grown up, but with the passage of time I can now see the flaws and that it never was quite as perfect as I thought it was.

Did she turn into a bit of a Uhura ?

We’re you out of your Vulcin mind going out with her ?

An Ri rua · 16-01-2019 12:49am

Brief...

worded · 16-01-2019 1:16am

An Ri rua wrote: »

Brief...

Pants to that ... (NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=1yq5tiLWs3c

Surreptitious · 16-01-2019 1:23am

Like a firework. Burnt bright and luminous lighting up the whole sky but faded and disappeared leaving you wondering where the spark went.

Prominent_Dawg · 16-01-2019 1:30am

worded wrote: »

I heard a woman that’s half irish and half another nationality can be best.

You get the personality without the psychosis

That’s not very nice

Pherekydes · 16-01-2019 9:27am

Marred on this day 1982. Lying, thieving and cheating are the three words that best describe her.

Since divorced and remarried (both of us). But now she's a widow. Life sucks. Sometimes.

MonkeyTennis · 16-01-2019 10:03am

Winged Rodent Faeces

Hammer89 · 16-01-2019 10:07am

Pherekydes wrote: »

Marred on this day 1982. Lying, thieving and cheating are the three words that best describe her.

Were you married to Eddie Guerrero?

Pherekydes · 16-01-2019 12:46pm

Hammer89 wrote: »

Were you married to Eddie Guerrero?

Never heard of him/her.

So no, obviously.

How would you briefly describe any of your more memorable relationships?

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