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bums or boobs, lenght or girth

  • 12-12-2014 9:25pm
    #1
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭


    ladies and gentlemen what's your preference.

    Pick one! 269 votes

    Boobs
    0%
    Bums
    30%
    _Kaiser_nxbyveromdwjpgHal1NichololasmarkpbDravokivichblahblah06NailztheShireMorporkGenghiz Cohencoldfire1xGhost TrainbuckwheatBonkeyDonkerredarmyrobertpattersonTiGeR KiNgSVinLiegerpilatus 82 votes
    Length
    40%
    neGevHal1NichololasStringmarkpbDravokivichTerrorFirmerWibbsstrobeRoyalMarinehomerjay2005pm.Genghiz CohenPappacharlieNUTZZDarkJagermallardswiz569pudzey101[Deleted User] 110 votes
    Grith
    5%
    NichololasDravokivichrobertpattersonxxmeabhxxVinLiegerdaysleeperCallMeFloNegativeCreepFr_DougalThe One DoctorMacavity.Buona FortunaTarzana2PTAB93 14 votes
    Legs
    10%
    NichololasDravokivichnicowasam34Day LewinrobertpattersonVinLiegermariebethcharlietheminxxIdjitKeogh08looking_aroundscwazrhanndubMonifePucaMamaFr_DougalFlutterby80CatLouPenny Tration 27 votes
    No Legs (As by popular demand)
    13%
    NichololasDravokivichWibbsGenghiz CohenWelruccoldfire1xshockwavekiller_penguinDon't Chute!robertpattersonTiGeR KiNgSVinLiegerTony EHNU8HamiltonionIdjitstarvinlooking_aroundElvisChrist6LostBoy101 36 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    Sheep Lover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭Sheep Lover


    I prefer women with a bit of girth.


  • #3
    tomwaterford
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,768 ✭✭✭✭tomwaterford


    no legs option:confused::confused:


  • #4
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    A pulse :pac:


  • #5
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    yea! gotta love a girl with no legs..


  • #6
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    Sheep Lover wrote: »
    I prefer women with a bit of girth.

    LOL


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  • #7
    Satriale
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,023 ✭✭✭Satriale


    Joshua5 wrote: »
    ladies and gentlemen what's your preference.

    Dont worry, Joshua, it perfectly average...


  • #8
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    In Thailand you'll get the whole package and for a reasonable price.


  • #9
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Long tits please.


  • #10
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    Satriale wrote: »
    Dont worry, Joshua, it perfectly average...

    Naughty... I'm just here for the likes


  • #11
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    longshanks wrote: »
    Long tits please.

    Fock me, that has to be the quote of the day


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  • #12
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Girth and a nice bum please.


  • #13
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    longshanks wrote: »
    Long tits please.

    To go with your long shank is it?


  • #14
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    longshanks wrote: »
    Long tits please.

    i asked the missus just there and she said that 'long' was possibly the worst description of a girl's tits that they could ever hear.


  • #15
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    I want it all… and eat it too!


  • #16
    Slicemeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭Slicemeister


    Has to be stinking rich first off.


  • #17
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    DamagedTrax wrote: »
    i asked the missus just there and she said that 'long' was possibly the worst description of a girl's tits that they could ever hear.

    It's up there with the thing I call my mates, midget dick.


  • #18
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Length
    A nice apple shaped ass that you can cuddle up to at night and I'm happy


  • #19
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    Length
    Bum all the way. I would give a nice bum a great spring cleaning with my tongue.


  • #20
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    Joshua5 wrote: »
    It's up there with the thing I call my mates, midget dick.

    like a midget's thumb in a bush.


  • #21
    One eyed Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,211 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    Joshua5 wrote: »
    Fock me, that has to be the quote of the day


    You offerin'? :D


    I couldn't possibly choose between boobs or bum, it's like asking me to choose between my left or right nut - I'd rather have 'em both than one or the other!


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  • #22
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Bum all the way. I would give a nice bum a great spring cleaning with my tongue.

    i'd prefer it was spring cleaned first! :eek:

    but yea, bums & legs till i die!


  • #23
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    Girth and a nice bum please.

    If the rumours of you are true then girth is definitely needed.

    Anyone walk down O Connell St today?!

    :P


  • #24
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    I just noticed, if you put peoples first name on the user profile with their preference we have issues....


  • #25
    Schwiiing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,704 ✭✭✭Schwiiing


    A lovely big pair of D's you can just bury your face in.


  • #26
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    BillyMitchel wrote: »
    If the rumours of you are true then girth is definitely needed.

    Anyone walk down O Connell St today?!

    :P

    If the other rumours are true you're well out of the running. :pac:


  • #27
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Length
    Schwiiing wrote: »
    A lovely big pair of D's you can just bury your face in.

    A pair of Dicks?.... !
    :)


  • #28
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    shopaholic01 wrote: »
    If the other rumours are true you're well out of the running. :pac:

    Would rather not be anyway. Beastality isn't my thing. :P


  • #29
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Heavy naturals all the way


  • #30
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    well, what use is girth if its a little stub? what use is length if its the width of a gee hair? just gimme something that will touch off all the walls and not spear me cervix!


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  • #31
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    A nice long bum,as sported by some older middle aged women often accentuated by unstylish, ill-fitting, highwaisted pants or skirts.


  • #32
    zl1whqvjs75cdy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,042 ✭✭✭zl1whqvjs75cdy


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    well, what use is girth if is a little stub? what use is length if its the width of a gee hair? just gimme something that will touch off all the walls and not spear me cervix!

    Eloquent.


  • #33
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    donkeyoaty0099 wrote: »
    Eloquent.
    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    well, what use is girth if is a little stub? what use is length if its the width of a gee hair? just gimme something that will touch off all the walls and not spear me cervix!

    You've turned me on right there... Tell me you've no legs and send me over the edge...


  • #34
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    Joshua5 wrote: »
    You've turned me on right there... Tell me you've no legs and send me over the edge...

    i have two legs, i know, i know, gross :(


  • #35
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    i have two legs, i know, i know, gross :(

    Well I have a spear dck so maybe we could compromise in love?


  • #36
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users Posts: 2,796 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    One leg.

    Well, if its good enough for Paul McCartney.


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  • #37
    we'llallhavetea
    Registered Users Posts: 1,031 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea


    Joshua5 wrote: »
    Well I have a spear dck so maybe we could compromise in love?

    i'm so sorry for your troubles :( i've had a spear dick before, he nearly dragged a fallopian tube out on the end of his knob.


  • #38
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Legs
    True Grith, can't beat it.

    Also, spelling. *starry eyes*


  • #39
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    just gimme something that will touch off all the walls and not spear me cervix!

    That's a nice chat up line.


  • #40
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    Full Definition of GIRTH

    1
    : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back

    :eek:


  • #41
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    wendell borton wrote: »
    Full Definition of GIRTH

    1
    : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back

    :eek:

    isnt that what we were talking about anyway :confused:


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  • #42
    Molester Stallone II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭Molester Stallone II


    Length
    wendell borton wrote: »
    Full Definition of GIRTH

    1
    : a band or strap that encircles the body of an animal to fasten something (as a saddle) on its back

    :eek:

    Hence the phrase "I wouldn't ride her into battle!"


  • #43
    Venus In Furs
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,028 ✭✭✭Venus In Furs


    No love for length.


  • #44
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,692 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Legs
    *GIRTH* is a fine thing in a gentleman. (But it says GRITH in the poll.)

    In my opinion - re: gentlemen - too-thin is much worse than too-short, though neither is ideal, of course. Still, length is adaptable whereas girth is not.

    Sorry, lads, I love you all anyway, of course.


  • #45
    DamagedTrax
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,277 ✭✭✭DamagedTrax


    katemarch wrote: »
    *GIRTH* is a fine thing in a gentleman. (But it says GRITH in the poll.)

    In my opinion - re: gentlemen - too-thin is much worse than too-short, though neither is ideal, of course. Still, length is adaptable whereas girth is not.

    Sorry, lads, I love you all anyway, of course.

    sounds like we'd fit just fine.


  • #46
    Joshua5
    Registered Users Posts: 374 ✭✭Joshua5


    Length
    katemarch wrote: »
    *GIRTH* is a fine thing in a gentleman. (But it says GRITH in the poll.)

    In my opinion - re: gentlemen - too-thin is much worse than too-short, though neither is ideal, of course. Still, length is adaptable whereas girth is not.

    Sorry, lads, I love you all anyway, of course.

    you could always put a sock on it... Anyway I don't have that issue. Mine is as fat as a babies arm.


  • #47
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    No Legs (As by popular demand)
    I voted for everything.

    Best of luck with the operation, OP.


  • #48
    Cantremember
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,305 ✭✭✭Cantremember


    I am unfulfilled. I thought I had done it all seen if all. But I've never had grith. Fcuk. GRITH. Gotta have grith.


  • #49
    Simonigs1.0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 712 ✭✭✭Simonigs1.0


    No Legs (As by popular demand)
    Bum.
    Bum with small boobs is fine by me.


  • #50
    mrsbyrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,228 ✭✭✭mrsbyrne


    Long and thin goes too far in and doesn't suit the ladies
    Short and thick does the trick
    And out pops the babies


  • #51
    myshirt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,245 ✭✭✭myshirt


    Girth won't make too much impact if she has a fanny on her no better than a torn slipper.

    Ladies post 35, start doing your kegal exercises.


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