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Work crush and Christmas party.

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  • #102
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    No news is good news
    He's on there.. well done lad


  • #103
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Wait until Don't Stop Believin' by Journey comes on. It's a real dance floor filler. Then break out your best moves and shuffle over towards her during the guitar solo part.

    What about three Dog night?


  • #104
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    brinty wrote: »
    No news is good news
    He's on there.. well done lad

    I hope he furtled her proper before she turned into a pumpkin!! Its after midnight

    He could also be arrested and down at the cop shop.


  • #105
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    I would start working my way from the bottom of the pile (separated 50's, no kids and loads of cats, Irish teacher) to the top of the pile (married 30, yummy mummy, science teacher) and starting shifting my way from the bottom to the top. She will be dead flattered when you ask her at the end!!!


  • #106
    Andrew00
    Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Andrew00


    Plough her ass for us OP, do us proud


  • #107
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Red Lightning wrote: »
    I work in a secondary school and have a crush on one of my colleagues. I'm 25 and she's 22.

    Ive gotten to speak to get a lot recently and would like to ask her out.

    We have our Christmas party tomorrow evening and am wondering should I try and turn things a little flirtier than things have been or make any moves?

    I don't drink so I will have my wit's about me but it also means I may not be three most confident.

    Any suggestions on how to approach this? Thanks

    Bring her home and lash her out of it


  • #108
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Andrew00 wrote: »
    Plough her ass for us OP, do us proud

    right deep in the plumbing


  • #109
    Andrew00
    Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Andrew00


    orourkeda1977 wrote: »
    Bring her home and lash her out of it

    Sure that’s not romantic enough for the liberal clowns on here, they’ll get you prison time for that


  • #110
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    One day you will be old, bitter, divorced, borderline alcoholic, on your third week of penecillin for an STI. You will eat christmas dinner alone with a sausage dog called Moses. It will be days like this you wished you ploughed her like a John Deere in the 1994 Ploughing Championships.


  • #111
    Red Lightning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Red Lightning


    Game over ball burst. One of the girls was asking if I fancied anyone and I said that I liked X and two days ago X was telling a few of the ladies that she was chatting a fella that she fancied. X also hasn't shown much interest in trying to get close to me over the night so she's probably not interested in me. Thanks for the advice anyway folks. Much appreciated.


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  • #112
    Vita nova
    Registered Users Posts: 748 ✭✭✭Vita nova


    I feel a lot of the advice here is motivated by vicariousness:D


  • #113
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Its nights like this, where out on the moors I hear strange noises ...... I bring down a solitary glass, some of the finest Teachers whiskey and put on the VHS Tape "Fanny Adams" the directors cut.


  • #114
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    Red Lightning wrote: »
    Game over ball burst. One of the girls was asking if I fancied anyone and I said that I liked X and two days ago X was telling a few of the ladies that she was chatting a fella that she fancied. X also hasn't shown much interest in trying to get close to me over the night so she's probably not interested in me. Thanks for the advice anyway folks. Much appreciated.

    She is getting her beef else where back to pulling the pudding. Someone is a gettin' into her treacle pot tonight. Such a waste of two young fit bodies, flailing away with nothing between them but a thin coat of sweat. Makes me want to break out the ball gag, the thigh high boots and red lacy under wear and she could wear what ever she wanted.


  • #115
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,608 ✭✭✭worded


    OP is the cop in hot persuit

    Amazing chase this

    https://www.facebook.com/uniaodocortee/videos/688903884781120/

    Anyway at least you know it wasn’t to be rather than wondering forever


  • #116
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Cockford Ollie wrote: »
    This is an easy one. You will be sober and she will be drunk. Buy her lots of drinks over the course of the night. When the party comes to an end, make sure you keep in close proximity. When she is separated from the group, put her in a taxi, to your address. You get a second taxi and follow. The main thing to remember is that when she says no, she really means yes.

    That's how I get all my women.

    Where do you buy your cable ties and chloroform?


  • #117
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    This is so sweet.

    Go for it OP, you've only another week there anyway so you have nothing to lose in asking.

    Best of luck.
    Maybe have a little gift for her.
    A voucher for a "facial" snigger snigger


  • #118
    irishguitarlad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭irishguitarlad


    Op you should have tried anyways, sweet talked her out if it.


  • #119
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    irishguitarlad wrote: »
    Op you should have tried anyways, sweet talked her out if it.

    Maybe she wouldn't like to be labelled cradle snatcher


  • #120
    Red Lightning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Red Lightning


    irishguitarlad wrote:
    Op you should have tried anyways, sweet talked her out if it.

    She was hammered so wouldn't have went well I'm guessing.


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  • #121
    irishguitarlad
    Registered Users Posts: 2,855 ✭✭✭irishguitarlad


    Red Lightning wrote: »
    She was hammered so wouldn't have went well I'm guessing.

    Ah


  • #122
    Ash.J.Williams
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,170 ✭✭✭✭Ash.J.Williams


    Red Lightning wrote: »
    Game over ball burst. One of the girls was asking if I fancied anyone and I said that I liked X and two days ago X was telling a few of the ladies that she was chatting a fella that she fancied. X also hasn't shown much interest in trying to get close to me over the night so she's probably not interested in me. Thanks for the advice anyway folks. Much appreciated.

    I assure you that means nothing and is not a showstopper


  • #123
    brinty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,333 ✭✭✭brinty


    Red Lightning wrote:
    Game over ball burst. One of the girls was asking if I fancied anyone and I said that I liked X and two days ago X was telling a few of the ladies that she was chatting a fella that she fancied. X also hasn't shown much interest in trying to get close to me over the night so she's probably not interested in me. Thanks for the advice anyway folks. Much appreciated.

    Dude,did it occur the you the girl asking you might fancy a bit of you and was checking to see if you were interested in her. When you said you fancy X she more than likely had never discussed it or lied to you could s you rejected her.
    Bitches be crazy like that and you've now burned that bridge too. Probably missed out on a ride there.


  • #124
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    brinty wrote: »
    Bitches be crazy like that

    word


  • #125
    engiweirdo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 593 ✭✭✭engiweirdo


    brinty wrote: »
    Dude,did it occur the you the girl asking you might fancy a bit of you and was checking to see if you were interested in her. When you said you fancy X she more than likely had never discussed it or lied to you could s you rejected her.
    Bitches be crazy like that and you've now burned that bridge too. Probably missed out on a ride there.

    She was 1000% presenting the opportunity for you to lob the gob at herself....


  • #126
    vargoo
    Registered Users Posts: 737 ✭✭✭vargoo


    I told you fecking ask her out. what had you to lose. NOTHING!!!!

    Someone told you she might like someone else, Cut you balls off, they're wasted on you hanging there you pussy.


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  • #127
    XsApollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,495 ✭✭✭XsApollo


    LoL


  • #128
    Red Lightning
    Closed Accounts Posts: 378 ✭✭Red Lightning


    vargoo wrote:
    I told you fecking ask her out. what had you to lose. NOTHING!!!!

    vargoo wrote:
    Someone told you she might like someone else, Cut you balls off, they're wasted on you hanging there you pussy.

    I appreciate the words of encouragement lol but I still can ask her out. She wasn't in the shape to be asked out last night.


  • #129
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Red Lightning wrote: »
    She was hammered so wouldn't have went well I'm guessing.

    She was indeed but you could've gone after me.


  • #130
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,474 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    1974cdc0610501364119005056a9545d

    https://dilbert.com/strip/2018-07-25


  • #131
    orourkeda1977
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,628 ✭✭✭orourkeda1977


    Red Lightning wrote: »
    I work in a secondary school and have a crush on one of my colleagues. I'm 25 and she's 22.

    Ive gotten to speak to get a lot recently and would like to ask her out.

    We have our Christmas party tomorrow evening and am wondering should I try and turn things a little flirtier than things have been or make any moves?

    I don't drink so I will have my wit's about me but it also means I may not be three most confident.

    Any suggestions on how to approach this? Thanks

    Have a **** before you ask her out.

    If she looks good when you have empty nuts then you should probably marry her.


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