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Just got electrocuted

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    #32
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Is the guitar for sale? I've been planning on teaching myself to be proficiently play an instrument


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,712 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    At least now you know what to do if you ever can't rise to the occasion.


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    #34
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,018 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Gregor Samsa wrote: »
    raging boner subsidies
    Best typo I've seen in a while :)


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    #35
    JohnnyFlash
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    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Is the guitar for sale? I've been planning on teaching myself to be proficiently play an instrument


    I'd say you're a dab hand at the old one-handed skinflute, Harry.


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    #36
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Is the guitar for sale? I've been planning on teaching myself to be proficiently play an instrument

    Is it not obvious he's been try to play his guitar with his knob and you want to buy that guitar.


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    #37
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I'd say you're a dab hand at the old one-handed skinflute, Harry.

    Considering I'm 39, having discovered the joys of an oul Sherman Tank around 11 years of age it's fair to say I'm a 'dab hand' alright squire. I'm sure your quite the seasoned pro yerself Johnny ;)


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    #38
    [Deleted User]
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    Not a typical fetish, but congrats on finding yours, OP.


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    #39
    LollipopJimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭LollipopJimmy


    I assume bass guitar? You seem the type


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    #40
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    LollipopJimmy wrote: »
    I assume bass guitar? You seem the type

    Nah.. in for a penny in for a pound jim


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    #41
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Is it not obvious he's been try to play his guitar with his knob and you want to buy that guitar.

    Its the raging boner side effect that piqued my interest... I'm fond of an occasional sniff see? Every couple of hours as it happens. Now, your mind is mad for the ride but the coke makes the brain become at odds with the old 'John Thomas' so in such situations I throw some Cialis into the gob. Cialis ain't cheap. The guitar would pay for itself pretty fast. When I'm getting amourous all I'd have to do is play Eric Bell's solo from Thin Lizzys 'the rocker' resulting in a 5 hour raging boner!
    Ps, you've a dirty,dirty mind coh!


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    #42
    holystungun9
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    1/4 inch interface was it?


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    #43
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    harry Bailey esq wrote: »
    Its the raging boner side effect that piqued my interest... I'm fond of an occasional sniff see? Every couple of hours as it happens. Now, your mind is mad for the ride but the coke makes the brain become at odds with the old 'John Thomas' so in such situations I throw some Cialis into the gob. Cialis ain't cheap. The guitar would pay for itself pretty fast. When I'm getting amourous all I'd have to do is play Eric Bell's solo from Thin Lizzys 'the rocker' resulting in a 5 hour raging boner!
    Ps, you've a dirty,dirty mind coh!

    Jayzus , what's bothering me is that a couple of kunts thanked you.
    I thanked you out of courtesy.


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    #44
    Alejandro68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Alejandro68


    It is either a power surge or you have a short somewhere.


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    #45
    Cordell
    Registered Users Posts: 5,784 ✭✭✭Cordell


    It may be short but was definitely rock hard.

    I got electrocuted once myself, it was painful and scary, ringing in my ears, darkened vision and dizziness for a couple of minutes. Quite probably the heart skipped some beats, which is known to cause clots, which may explain a raging boner if stuck down there. Don't try it again.


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    #46
    andekwarhola
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    Did you immediately perform a 'solo'?

    Screenshot-2020-10-25-at-7-59-19-PM.png


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    #47
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Judging by the OPs story, sounds like he had a stroke.


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    #48
    Rodney Bathgate
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    OP hasn’t posted since.

    Hope he (or she) hasn’t “stroked” themselves to death.


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