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A story in six words

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  • #7152
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Roadkill can be very tasty sometimes

    Waste not, sayeth the good lord


  • #7153
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Roadkill can be very tasty sometimes[/QUOTE

    Some come with a fine pelt


  • #7154
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Waste not, sayeth the good lord

    The English nobleman was very condescending


  • #7155
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    And the line ended with him..


  • #7156
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The English nobleman was very condescending

    When ireland beat them at Euro88


  • #7157
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The English nobleman was very condescending


    When he realised he wasn't privileged


  • #7158
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The English nobleman was very condescending

    After they won the brexit vote


  • #7159
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    And the line ended with him..

    Because he prefer other men's company


  • #7160
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    And the line ended with him..

    When the uttered the words amen


  • #7161
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Deleted User wrote: »
    And the line ended with him..

    Screaming for his mammy and daddy


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  • #7162
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    After they won the brexit vote

    With the help of Angela Lansbury


  • #7163
    Infinity Loop
    Registered Users Posts: 23 ✭Infinity Loop


    Passionate Hugging.
    Birth.
    Parental Responsibilities.
    Death.


  • #7164
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Infinity Loop wrote: »
    Passionate Hugging.
    Birth.
    Parental Responsibilities.
    Death.

    A life story in six words


  • #7165
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Infinity Loop wrote: »
    Passionate Hugging.
    Birth.
    Parental Responsibilities.
    Death.

    A full life contains every emotion


  • #7166
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Infinity Loop wrote: »
    Passionate Hugging.
    Birth.
    Parental Responsibilities.
    Death.

    Its the fascinating journey of life


  • #7167
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    A full life contains every emotion

    It also contains many soiled underpants


  • #7168
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It also contains many soiled underpants

    Unforeseen circumstances does that every time


  • #7169
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It also contains many soiled underpants

    Because some bowel movements are unpredictable


  • #7170
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It also contains many soiled underpants

    Binge watching box sets can suffice


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  • #7171
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Because some bowel movements are unpredictable

    More exciting than the Superbowl though


  • #7172
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    More exciting than the Superbowl though

    It depends on ones sporting interests


  • #7173
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    More exciting than the Superbowl though

    A melodic melodrama of little consequence


  • #7174
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    More exciting than the Superbowl though

    not exciting as a bowl stew


  • #7175
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    not exciting as a bowl stew

    She took a spoon and stirred.


  • #7176
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Adding some bay leaves and pepper.


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  • #7177
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The smell made her salivate noisily.


  • #7178
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The skull bobbed to the surface.


  • #7179
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She took a spoon and stirred.

    Feet and fingers the cannibal stew


  • #7180
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She took a spoon and stirred.

    The arsenic in to the soup


  • #7181
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    She took a spoon and stirred.

    The chocolate in to the porridge


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  • #7182
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Adding some bay leaves and pepper.

    Into the coddle for added taste


  • #7183
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Adding some bay leaves and pepper.

    Should give the cake a kick


  • #7184
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Adding some bay leaves and pepper.

    And cider vinegar is diet friendly


  • #7185
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The smell made her salivate noisily.

    For pigs can't stop their grunting


  • #7186
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The smell made her salivate noisily.

    My aftershave made me absolutely irresistible


  • #7187
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The smell made her salivate noisily.

    My aromatic farts made her horny


  • #7188
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The skull bobbed to the surface.

    Somebody boiled my little bunny rabbit


  • #7189
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The skull bobbed to the surface.

    Another science experiment gone wrong again


  • #7190
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The skull bobbed to the surface.

    Dog retrieves skeleton parts from canal


  • #7191
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    With the help of Angela Lansbury

    All crime was solved in america


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  • #7192
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    With the help of Angela Lansbury

    Jessica fletcher became a sex symbol


  • #7193
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    With the help of Angela Lansbury

    Nosey old busybodies ruined all crime


  • #7194
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Jessica fletcher became a sex symbol

    Jessica Fletcher's always a sex symbol


  • #7195
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Jessica Fletcher's always a sex symbol

    There are psychiatrists available on line


  • #7196
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Jessica Fletcher's always a sex symbol

    Also I'm out of my medication


  • #7197
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Jessica Fletcher's always a sex symbol

    Yes i've been blind almost 50years


  • #7198
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,223 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Yes i've been blind almost 50years

    The road to Damascus conversion begins


  • #7199
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The road to Damascus conversion begins

    At a bus stop in Dublin


  • #7200
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The road to Damascus conversion begins

    When I see the pubs reopen


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  • #7201
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The road to Damascus conversion begins

    the government already posponed the conversion


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