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Ye Scrotum Skin?

  • 18-11-2020 2:24am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,524 ✭✭✭


    Okay, lads. I know it's late but, I'm not out to make a stupid, drunken, innuendo ridden post from the play ground. This has actually bugged me for Years.

    I've considered making this post for some days now. I feel I'd might as well seek closure, before I get older and die. Here seems about the right place :)

    So; We've all been there. Minding ye own business. Focused on what ever ye doing ~ reading this thread, or walking across a room.

    That niggley little distraction and ye absent mindedly, gently grip ye scrotum skin, twixt thumb and forefinger tip ~ over ye material, obviously! Do that little rubbing of the pair of digits which has now come to represent a gesture for money

    Moment later? Goodness Gracious! Great Balls Of Fire! :eek: Worst is; It seems to warn you it's coming. It gives ye time to think; " Aah, jaysus! I've just done That, again! "

    Then, it unleashes hell! Grows to an eye watering crescendo. And it can take several, painful, seconds for it to abate!

    What's That all about???

    I, genuinely, know of no other area of skin on the (male) human body that reacts quite like this.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,676 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    That is a distinctly accurate description of something that i never thought about, but have experienced 100s of times !


    :D:D:D:D

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,135 ✭✭✭akelly02


    just done it there now!!

    first time eve ever thought about it !


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,524 ✭✭✭Stigura


    My eyes water for ye!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 691 ✭✭✭jmlad2020


    Can't say I know what this even is. Is this a micro penis thing?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    For some reason I am intrigued as to what the hell the OP is on about. Can anyone translate please and thank you?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,676 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    statto25 wrote: »
    For some reason I am intrigued as to what the hell the OP is on about. Can anyone translate please and thank you?

    If you are a man , you should know. :rolleyes: :D

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,862 ✭✭✭statto25


    greenspurs wrote: »
    If you are a man , you should know. :rolleyes: :D

    I am a man but I've no feckin idea what OP is saying!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,422 ✭✭✭✭Rikand


    I'd say its cause the skin is just really thin there that any pressure to it gives you that eye watering pinch

    I'd say cupping or cradling in future as opposed to massage ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,331 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    statto25 wrote: »
    For some reason I am intrigued as to what the hell the OP is on about. Can anyone translate please and thank you?

    I think he's a skinny pants wearer. Can't say this has ever happened to me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,676 ✭✭✭✭greenspurs


    if your sac gets itchy, you cant really scratch it the same you would scratch your arm, head etc.
    you have to grab the itchy bit of your nut sac, and kinda pinch it to relieve the itch .....


    you dont do that ??

    "Bright lights and Thunder .................... " #NoPopcorn



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