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Parenting fail!

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  • 31-03-2015 7:03pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 399 ✭✭


    http://stuppid.com/florida-man-marries-baby/

    Not only did they allow this guy to 'marry' their baby but he will also live with him part of the week! And if he doesn't become gay on his own then his new hubby is planning on 'making him one' when he comes of age !!

    I can't even attempt to fathom what (apart from the 1000dollars!) made the parents think this was a good idea. Poor child :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    donna35 wrote: »
    http://stuppid.com/florida-man-marries-baby/

    Not only did they allow this guy to 'marry' their baby but he will also live with him part of the week! And if he doesn't become gay on his own then his new hubby is planning on 'making him one' when he comes of age !!

    I can't even attempt to fathom what (apart from the 1000dollars!) made the parents think this was a good idea. Poor child :(

    And you think this is real, do you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    I'm 99.999999% sure that is a spoof site akin to Waterword Whispers.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24,465 ✭✭✭✭darkpagandeath


    Not clicking the link, If it's a baby marriage to it would be illegal.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    Nicely claims he is not a pedophile and will not have sexual contact with Jason until they are legally married, but he will “make him a homosexual if he doesn’t turn out to be one on his own.”
    The f**king hypocrisy of the statement.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Seems Legit.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    It is a joke site, just incase nobody knew


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,063 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Put down the drink donna.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,495 ✭✭✭✭eviltwin


    Looking at the other stories I'd say its a spoof site but its hard to know these days.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Seems Legit.

    The article "Was Hitlers Father Black?" certainly erased whatever doubts I had.


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Nodin wrote: »
    The article "Was Hitlers Father Black?" certainly erased whatever doubts I had.

    A black jew?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Nodin wrote: »
    The article "Was Hitlers Father Black?" certainly erased whatever doubts I had.

    Awwwww. I was all excited for the half elephant/half human thing.
    NORWAY – Millions of Hindis everywhere have begun a pilgrimage to Norway after a Norwegian couple recently gave birth to a half-human/half-elephant hybrid that many Hindu practitioners believe to be the reincarnation of the popular deity Ganesha.

    ''We’ve already been through enough. My baby looks like an elephant and even worse, he’s a ginger. If an Indian hands me one more basket, I’m going to stab them in the face!”

    When asked of the child’s name, father Alexandar only answered, “we never really gave it a name. To be quite honest, we were just going to call it the creature that we keep in the basement. We were essentially just going to keep the little gingerphant in the basement and feed him drifters that we picked up off of the road. We might sell him to India. They’d probably let him live in the Taj Mahal or some ****.”


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,395 ✭✭✭✭Turtyturd


    Wallet inspector, please present your wallets for inspection.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    A black jew?


    ....doubtless that will be covered in the follow-up paper.


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm sorry but I love when people fall for this stuff. Gives me a good aul chuckle at how angry they get :pac:

    Sorry sorry sorry :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Wow.


  • Registered Users Posts: 18,093 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Sounds like something out of Family Guy.


  • Registered Users Posts: 596 ✭✭✭The other fella


    Even if its a joke, someones baby being used in the picture in that article is disgusting.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,232 ✭✭✭alroley


    people falling for spoof news articles is one of my favourite things:D


  • Posts: 50,630 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Even if its a joke, someones baby being used in the picture in that article is disgusting.

    Aw that's not nice to call a baby disgusting


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