Creep guy in bush

outnumbered · 24-02-2016 12:55am #1

Hey,

Was just on my way home with a friend half an hour ago. We took a little short cut that's like 5 yards of bushes and a sort of woodland off the main road in killester.
Suddenly, we heard rattling and a man runs of the bushes, darts across the road and is sweating and very pale.
We watched him for a while and he clearly was sketchy as he kept going back on his steps in an effort to get away from us.

Should this be reported to the guards?

HeidiHeidi · 24-02-2016 12:56am

In the time you've spent opening two threads on this, you could have reported it and the Gardai could be looking for him.

Yes, you should have reported it as soon as possible.

nullzero · 24-02-2016 12:56am

When you're walking down the lane and you feel a little pain, diarrhea, cha cha cha...
Poor fella probably caught shart, I mean short.

Whosthis · 24-02-2016 12:57am

outnumbered wrote: »

Hey,

Was just on my way home with a friend half an hour ago. We took a little short cut that's like 5 yards of bushes and a sort of woodland off the main road in killester.
Suddenly, we heard rattling and a man runs of the bushes, darts across the road and is sweating and very pale.
We watched him for a while and he clearly was sketchy as he kept going back on his steps in an effort to get away from us.

Should this be reported to the guards?

No, I'm fine, I was just a little disorientated.

Nice ass,

weisses · 24-02-2016 12:57am

Nehh ... Probably some poor guy who wathed the election debate...

Custardpi · 24-02-2016 1:01am

Did he approach you at all or make any threatening gestures? By the sounds of your post it seems he was doing his best to go in the opposite direction to you as fast as possible. If that's the case I'm not sure what the Gardai can do, there's no law (at least not yet) against acting a bit weird.

24-02-2016 1:02am

I had never ventured into the emergency services forum until I saw this post in there too lol

outnumbered · 24-02-2016 1:02am

I just called the local station who said they'd send the car up to have a look.

Not much they can do but worth having a look.

Thanks for the replies

fatknacker · 24-02-2016 1:05am

Yeah sounds like he was taking a dump alright.

The Royal Scam · 24-02-2016 1:08am

nullzero wrote: »

When you're walking down the lane and you feel a little pain, diarrhea, cha cha cha...
Poor fella probably caught shart, I mean short.

Some people think its funny but its really hot and runny diarrohea , ni ni

recylingbin · 24-02-2016 1:09am

outnumbered wrote: »

I just called the local station who said they'd send the car up to have a look.

Not much they can do but worth having a look.

Thanks for the replies

They're gonna love you when they're ankle deep in yesterday's rendered chicken chow mein.
Hope you knocked off caller ID

Wesser · 24-02-2016 1:10am

Id say the guards will be rushing to that one........

The Royal Scam · 24-02-2016 1:11am

if you're sitting in a bush and you feel something push diarroeah eh eh

AvyStreet · 24-02-2016 1:54am

Search for droppings.

If you find any upload them for us to examine.

Tipperary Fairy · 24-02-2016 3:46am

Am I missing something here? Why the fcuk would anyone even consider reporting this to anyone?

a guy ran out of the bushes.... Really?

Robsweezie · 24-02-2016 4:08am

bush wanker!

Punkyblip · 24-02-2016 4:38am

Robsweezie wrote: »

bush wanker!

Don't you mean a politician

agent graves · 24-02-2016 5:07am

Are the bushes at the back of houses? He could have been doing a ted bundy..

FourAM · 24-02-2016 6:34am

Should have got your camera out... No telling what that guy was doing.

pickarooney · 24-02-2016 7:32am

A bushwhacker? Call Alf flamin' Stewart. He'll sort out that drongo.

ToddyDoody · 24-02-2016 8:58am

outnumbered wrote: »

I just called the local station who said they'd send the car up to have a look.

Sorted. The Gardai deliver yet again.

beach_walker · 24-02-2016 12:25pm

outnumbered wrote: »

We watched him for a while and he clearly was sketchy as he kept going back on his steps in an effort to get away from us.

Should this be reported to the guards?

Sounds like ye should have reported moreso than him tbh.