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Funny old songs / poems from school

  • 14-04-2008 10:04am
    #1
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭


    Just remembered one called 'Bang Bang Rosie'.
    In my innocent youth, I always presumed Rosie had a flatulance problem, but maybe she was interested in a different type of banging??
    Only ever knew the first 3 verses...


    BANG BANG ROSIE.

    Chorus:

    Bang Bang Rosie,
    Rosie bangs all day,
    Who's gonna bang for Rosie
    When Rosie goes away.


    1:

    Rosie had a boyfriend,
    his name was diamond dick,
    He always showed his diamonds
    but never showed hiss......(chorus)

    2:

    Rosie had a brother,
    his name was tiny tim,
    She threw him in a river,
    to see if he could swim,
    he swam all the rivers,
    he swam all the falls,
    Rosie got excited,
    and grabbed him by the.....(chorus)


    3:

    Rosie got a bike,
    She got it from her granny,
    everytime she rode it,
    the spokes went up her.....(chorus)

    4:
    Rosie had a Penguin,
    Rosie had a duck,
    She threw'em in a barrel,
    to see if they could......... . (chorus)

    5:

    Rosie had a cousin,
    his name was trixy trollix,
    everytime she met him,
    he fiddled with his............(chorus).

    Remember one that went:
    I was walking down the lane... swinging ma chain,
    Along comes a copper, and takes down my name,
    Out with my penknife... clickity click,
    Down with his trousers and off with his....

    A few month later in the county jail,
    I ripped my balls off a rusty nail.
    I asked my momma what to do,
    She said stick them together with super glue.

    Wow, I'm bored this morning.
    Anyone remember those or got any more?


Comments

  • #2
    ikb
    Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭ikb


    Nice one Cyril;
    Nice one son,
    Nice one Cyril,
    Lets have another one...


  • #3
    Sofaspud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon,
    oh, Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon,
    He flew in the morning, he flew in the night,
    and when he got home he was covered in sh . . .
    aaaarlie had a pigeon, a pigeon a pigeon
    (repeat)


  • #4
    planetX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,441 ✭✭✭planetX


    oo ah I lost my bra
    I left my knickers in the postmans car


  • #5
    tk123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,050 ✭✭✭✭tk123


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    I was walking down the lane... swinging ma chain,
    Along comes a copper, and takes down my name,
    Out with my penknife... clickity click,
    Down with his trousers and off with his....

    AH-HA!!! Now I know why we were banned from singing that - we only knew the first 2 lines so didn't see what was so bold about it! :pac:

    Anyhoos there was a post like this a while back named 'Dirty Dittys' :D


  • #6
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    a fart is a chemical substance...
    it comes from the planet bum,
    it penetrates the knickers,
    and comes out with a mechanical hum!

    and the classic:

    daisy daisy give me your tits to chew,
    im half cra-aazy me balls are turning blue,
    you dont need a rubber johnny,
    a plastic bag will do,
    but youll look sweet,
    goin down the street,
    with me on top of you!


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