American/British celebrities you would like to vanish from the spotlight

BorkLaser93 · 08-01-2019 4:37pm

Amy Schumer
Trevor Noah (not American or British but just had to mention him)
Michelle Obama
Serena Williams
All the Kardashians/Jenners
Jaden Smith
All of Geordie Shore (especially that Charlotte one)
James Corden
Any famous vlogger/influencer/socialite

its_steve116 · 08-01-2019 8:24pm

BorkLaser93 wrote: »

Amy Schumer
Trevor Noah (not American or British but just had to mention him)
Michelle Obama
Serena Williams
All the Kardashians/Jenners
Jaden Smith
All of Geordie Shore (especially that Charlotte one)
James Corden
Any famous vlogger/influencer/socialite

I've heard of Trevor Noah but don't know much about him. Comedian?

Omackeral · 08-01-2019 8:29pm

I think Olly Murs should shadow someone like Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien etc to get US audiences to know him, and after a while he might get his own show Stateside. Wouldn't that be fun? Maybe Jimmy K/Jimmy F/James Corden gets a week off and Olly fills in in their absence.

08-01-2019 8:40pm

Dara Quilty should be on the BBC, maybe go to America as a double act with Laura Whitmore

its_steve116 · 09-01-2019 1:35am

A lot of hate for James Corden on here isn't there?

Ashbourne hoop · 09-01-2019 1:45pm

its_steve116 wrote: »

A lot of hate for James Corden on here isn't there?[/Q

Seems to be. I don't think he's the worst. Gavin and Stacey was funny, very funny at times. The sketch show he did after it was ****e though. League of their own has its moments, although the forced banter can be annoying. I've never seen his chat show but have seen bits of carpool karaoke, its hit and miss depending whos on it.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 09-01-2019 2:34pm

wakka12 wrote: »

Id have to say Claudia Winkleman too. She tries so hard to be bubbly and likeable but it comes across as fake

And her fringe going in her eyes really annoys me lol

She looks like an exotic insect.

Bug like features.

TomSweeney · 10-01-2019 10:54am

its_steve116 wrote: »

A lot of hate for James Corden on here isn't there?

Such a punchable face on him!!! - and he's supposed to be a right abusive cnut to work for ...

:mad:

major bill · 10-01-2019 11:16am

Mentioned already but Caroline Flack, a talent-less tramp!!

razorblunt · 10-01-2019 11:26am

its_steve116 wrote: »

A lot of hate for James Corden on here isn't there?

I think it's just life in general that hates him.

its_steve116 · 11-01-2019 4:48pm

major bill wrote: »

Mentioned already but Caroline Flack, a talent-less tramp!!

I agree

Omackeral · 11-01-2019 5:00pm

Adorable

Xtra-Factor-Presenters-Caroline-Flack-and-Olly-Murs.jpg

its_steve116 · 11-01-2019 5:00pm

Omackeral wrote: »

Adorable

Bleurgh.

Omackeral · 11-01-2019 5:06pm

its_steve116 wrote: »

Bleurgh.

So much charisma, glamour, cheekyness, talent and likability in one picture.

Amazing.

ohnonotgmail · 11-01-2019 5:42pm

Is there a third person hidden somewhere in the picture that the rest of us cannot see?

DellyBelly · 11-01-2019 5:46pm

Daniel Day Lewis. Overrated and pretends he's Irish. Really annoys me

11-01-2019 6:42pm

Omackeral wrote: »

So much charisma, glamour, cheekyness, talent and likability in one picture.

Amazing.

think he wants to be the one on the left

Paddy Cow · 13-01-2019 4:52pm

Keira Knightley and Gwyneth Paltrow. Both completely bland and inoffensive yet highly irritating.

fryup · 13-01-2019 11:14pm

Vaughn Inexpensive Swinger wrote: »

Watching Inbetweeners special, Katherine Ryan, so unfunny and does she follow where Jimmy Carr goes, she appears on virtually anything he's on

don't get her at all,

her dead pan persona & deliveries...gets tiresome quickly, she's a one trick pony

its_steve116 · 14-01-2019 5:52pm

fryup wrote: »

don't get her at all,

her dead pan persona & deliveries...gets tiresome quickly, she's a one trick pony

I don't know her that well. Am I missing anything?

randd1 · 14-01-2019 6:17pm

Vaughn Inexpensive Swinger wrote: »

Watching Inbetweeners special, Katherine Ryan, so unfunny and does she follow where Jimmy Carr goes, she appears on virtually anything he's on

She's even worse when she's trying to be 'edgy' about white male privilege. I saw her at it on a panel show once, no-one paid her a blind bit of notice yet she tried to work it in a few times. Painful to watch.

She's just not funny.

Of course the rumour that a lot of her jokes are written by Jimmy Carr doesn't help her appeal either.

14-01-2019 6:32pm

randd1 wrote: »

She's even worse when she's trying to be 'edgy' about white male privilege. I saw her at it on a panel show once, no-one paid her a blind bit of notice yet she tried to work it in a few times. Painful to watch.

She's just not funny.

Of course the rumour that a lot of her jokes are written by Jimmy Carr doesn't help her appeal either.

explains why theyre joint at the hip, she appears where he goes

Ugh comedienne goes feminist, aint funny....find she's the UK's Jennifer Maguire, the snarky b!tch who "tells it like it is" and comes outwith "edgy" comments/jokes....But she's not the worst one who keeps popping up on panel shows, cough Sara Millican, Miranda Hart, Joe Wilkinson, Russel Howard cough

vladmydad · 15-01-2019 8:54am

Russel Howard. A painfully unfunny chap who always and I mean always takes the most metropolitan left wing view on everything and anyone who’s disagrees is racist xenophobic blah blah

razorblunt · 15-01-2019 10:23am

randd1 wrote: »

She's even worse when she's trying to be 'edgy' about white male privilege. I saw her at it on a panel show once, no-one paid her a blind bit of notice yet she tried to work it in a few times. Painful to watch.

She's just not funny.

Of course the rumour that a lot of her jokes are written by Jimmy Carr doesn't help her appeal either.

She took a lot of flak during the Edinburgh Fringe last year.
It's a tough gig for most comedians, a month of shows, pretty much every day, the majority of them turn a loss for the month.

"Big" comedians have taken to turning up for a handful of nights with "work in progress" stuff selling out and then moving on. She was the latest to do it but went one step further and started raving about the "quiet bar, perfect for work" and recommending it to comedians. One called her out on it saying a) she's comped her stay there and b) they probably couldn't even afford the drink there anyway.
Heard from a friend running a venue there were stronger words delivered directly to her also.

its_steve116 · 29-01-2019 8:01pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Keira Knightley and Gwyneth Paltrow. Both completely bland and inoffensive yet highly irritating.

Do you think Chris Martin was right to let Gwyneth go?

Galwayguy35 · 29-01-2019 8:21pm

Gemma Collins.

Although her nosedive on the ice was very funny.

Paddy Cow · 29-01-2019 9:25pm

its_steve116 wrote: »

Do you think Chris Martin was right to let Gwyneth go?

He called his daughter Apple, so he should've been forced to stay married to her and steam her vagina every day for the rest of his life as punishment.

Hammer89 · 29-01-2019 9:36pm

The guitarist from Manic Street Preachers.

Perifect · 29-01-2019 9:37pm

May.

29-01-2019 10:04pm

Alex Scott, the one who is always on BBC/Sky soccer coverage...seems to be a bit overkill with her at the moment....Is it mandatory that she has to be on the panel for any british televised soccer match, and the whinging on twitter by the sjw brigade, when someone disagrees with her or clashes with her that its "x Is shouting down at her" whereas if it was 2 men interrupting/clashing nothing is said

razorblunt · 30-01-2019 2:18pm

Gemma Collins.

Offers nothing, absolutely nothing.
Her fall on the ice recently made the news, she says she passed, you just fell skating like, relax.

30-01-2019 6:12pm

razorblunt wrote: »

Gemma Collins.

Offers nothing, absolutely nothing.
Her fall on the ice recently made the news, she says she passed, you just fell skating like, relax.

Isn’t this her 3rd or 4th publicizes slip

03-03-2019 3:24pm

Brie Larson...ugh drop the identity politics

Paddy Cow · 03-03-2019 8:18pm

Katie Price. Disgrace of a mother who drags her disabled son Harvey onto TV whenever she wants to do damage control and look for sympathy. Claims she never has respite yet is constantly on holidays with her latest toyboy and falling out of nightclubs blind drunk. Makes a mockery of parents who are genuinely struggling to look after their disabled children. She went on TV a year or two ago and said she was considering hiring him a prostitute for his 18th birthday. The woman really has no shame and will say anything if it gets her an appearance fee. Peter was right to take his two away from her.

Relikk · 03-03-2019 9:51pm

Paddy Cow wrote: »

Katie Price. Disgrace of a mother who drags her disabled son Harvey onto TV whenever she wants to do damage control and look for sympathy. Claims she never has respite yet is constantly on holidays with her latest toyboy and falling out of nightclubs blind drunk. Makes a mockery of parents who are genuinely struggling to look after their disabled children. She went on TV a year or two ago and said she was considering hiring him a prostitute for his 18th birthday. The woman really has no shame and will say anything if it gets her an appearance fee. Peter was right to take his two away from her.

It's really such a shame that the media just don't ignore people like her. She's vile. Her and Kerry Katona really bug me.

sassyj · 03-03-2019 9:52pm

James Corden

Paddy Cow · 03-03-2019 10:01pm

Relikk wrote: »

It's really such a shame that the media just don't ignore people like her. She's vile. Her and Kerry Katona really bug me.

Ya Kerry is another one who when married to Mark whatever his name is, admitted that they would go on coke benders for days and lock their bedroom and leave the kids to be minded by the nanny :mad: During this time she claimed to have bi-polar. When she got off the coke, suddenly her bi-polar was cured :rolleyes: Brian McFadden was also an ar$e during this time, so not excusing him. The one stable presence in the older two girls lives was Brian's parents in Dublin. The older girl Molly went to live with them last year for school. Hopefully she stays there and they take Lilly as well. These women are narcissistic and only care about their kids when it suits them.