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China send peasant farmer on a tractor to pick up Obama from the airport for G20

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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    "Wun Hung Low" huh? Anyone else Dubious on the veracity of this story based on the old joke name? Or maybe it actually is a name, I suppose!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Samaris wrote: »
    "Wun Hung Low" huh? Anyone else Dubious on the veracity of this story based on the old joke name? Or maybe it actually is a name, I suppose!

    It's all true.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Laika123 wrote: »
    China send peasant farmer on a tractor to pick up Obama from the airport for G20

    It could have been worse, the Chinese could have used something the Americans often like to use.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭Winterlong


    If they treat Obama like this I cant wait to see how they treat The Donald!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Winterlong wrote: »
    If they treat Obama like this I cant wait to see how they treat The Donald!

    500,000 Donald masks have been ordered from China.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,184 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    Was reading this morning about Obama arriving in China for G20 and he had to get out of the ass of the plane

    More bull**** from the pathetic Guardian!
    At 0.17 and 0.36 Obama can CLEARLY be seen exiting the aircraft from the door at the nose which he always uses and not from "the ass" of air force one.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKr5e81OkQU


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 334 ✭✭skywanderer


    Winterlong wrote: »
    If they treat Obama like this I cant wait to see how they treat The Donald!

    They'll treat him with respect because he will actually be a man of substance who won't back down like Obama or shillery.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    More bull**** from the pathetic Guardian!
    At 0.17 and 0.36 Obama can CLEARLY be seen exiting the aircraft from the door at the nose which he always uses and not from "the ass" of air force one.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKr5e81OkQU

    Erm no sorry, the door he usually exits is up to the left.

    He came down the built in steps.


    https://vineyardgazette.com/sites/default/files/article-assets/main-photos/2016/steveheaslip_capecodtimes_obamaarrival_3.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,693 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    More bull**** from the pathetic Guardian!
    At 0.17 and 0.36 Obama can CLEARLY be seen exiting the aircraft from the door at the nose which he always uses and not from "the ass" of air force one.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKr5e81OkQU

    The ass does not mean the end of the plane, rather a lower door, instead of one up near the cockpit. You can see the two doors here - the higher is 'The President's Entrance'.

    It's a non-story either way though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,907 ✭✭✭✭Kristopherus


    They'll treat him with respect because he will actually be a man of substance who won't back down like Obama or shillery.

    And that substance, politically speaking, is pure sh**e:rolleyes:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,184 ✭✭✭Elmer Blooker


    osarusan wrote: »
    The ass does not mean the end of the plane, rather a lower door, instead of one up near the cockpit. You can see the two doors here - the higher is 'The President's Entrance'.

    It's a non-story either way though.
    So the Chinese had Obama leave the plane from the door nearest the Seal of the President of the USA, big deal!
    From reading that Guardian link you would think he had to crawl out of the luggage hold!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,693 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    From reading that Guardian link you would think he had to crawl out of the luggage hold!

    If you'd bothered to watch the video embedded in the article on the Guardian website, you'd have seen a shot which showed exactly where he came out.

    I don't really get the anger at the newspaper here, for using a direct quote of 'the ass'. The journalist themselves described it as the 'belly'.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    So the Chinese had Obama leave the plane from the door nearest the Seal of the President of the USA, big deal!
    From reading that Guardian link you would think he had to crawl out of the luggage hold!

    LOL, easy boy, the Chinese didn't make him come out any door, it's just he would have had to jump from the higher door coz they were using all the red carpet stairs for more important people.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Laika123 wrote: »
    LOL, easy boy, the Chinese didn't make him come out any door, it's just he would have had to jump from the higher door coz they were using all the red carpet stairs for more important people.
    Who is more important than the President of the United States? :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Who is more important than the President of the United States? :confused:

    Depends on your viewpoint, I don't look to mass murderers, world destroyers as important people, I'd say the next child killed in Pakistan by one of his drones anytime now is more important than him, BTW all the G20 are mass murderers, so fcuk them all.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Laika123 wrote: »
    Depends on your viewpoint, I don't look to mass murderers, world destroyers as important people, I'd say the next child killed in Pakistan by one of his drones anytime now is more important than him, BTW all the G20 are mass murderers, so fcuk them all.

    You didn't answer my question, the red carpet was hardly going over to the next child killed in Pakistan by a drone.

    So who is more important than the President of the United States?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    You didn't answer my question, the red carpet was hardly going over to the next child killed in Pakistan by a drone.

    So who is more important than the President of the United States?

    His puppet master, but he wasn't there. Why did he need red carpet though?, he didn't seem to have difficulty walking down the steel steps.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    When flying back, he should fly low over those disputed islands, with a few fighter jets for company.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    When flying back, he should fly low over those disputed islands, with a few fighter jets for company.

    Don't think so.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HQ-9#Deployment_in_South_China_Sea


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Laika123 wrote: »

    They would never fire on Air Force One.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    They would never fire on Air Force One.

    I wouldn't be so sure, and either would Obama, China have stated time and time again if provoked it has no problem going to war with America, and they mean it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    They'll treat him with respect because he will actually be a man of substance who won't back down like Obama or shillery.

    I have a few well-informed guesses as to what substance Trump is made of, all right. :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    Laika123 wrote: »
    I wouldn't be so sure, and either would Obama, China have stated time and time again if provoked it has no problem going to war with America, and they mean it.

    Zero chance they would fire on Air Force One. China would not win a war with America, despite its technology leaps in the past decade. This is simply playing the nationalist card so the government can secure popular support and take attention away from problems and corruption at home.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Who is more important than the President of the United States? :confused:

    The people who tell him what to do.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,452 ✭✭✭✭The_Valeyard


    The people who tell him what to do.

    The gun lobby?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,205 ✭✭✭Gringo180


    The gun lobby?

    Aipac and there Zionist paymasters. If not he gets the bullet. Literally :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Zero chance they would fire on Air Force One. China would not win a war with America, despite its technology leaps in the past decade. This is simply playing the nationalist card so the government can secure popular support and take attention away from problems and corruption at home.

    I suppose they wouldn't just shoot on Air Force One, but if he were stupid enough to fly over the disputed Islands China would scramble jets to intercept and if accompanying US fighter jets fired on the Chinese, China would take them all out of the sky, I've no doubt.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    Gringo180 wrote: »
    Aipac and there Zionist paymasters. If not he gets the bullet. Literally :D

    I'm an American Jew and I'm still waiting to find out where all the American Jews reportedly get all the cool stuff, like money, power, and control of the film industry. Since you all know so much about it, why not point a sister in the right direction?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,205 ✭✭✭Gringo180


    Speedwell wrote: »
    I'm an American Jew and I'm still waiting to find out where all the American Jews reportedly get all the cool stuff, like money, power, and control of the film industry. Since you all know so much about it, why not point a sister in the right direction?

    Dont conflate Jewish with Zionism. Chalk and Cheese.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Speedwell wrote: »
    I'm an American Jew and I'm still waiting to find out where all the American Jews reportedly get all the cool stuff, like money, power, and control of the film industry. Since you all know so much about it, why not point a sister in the right direction?

    Your basically an Ashkenazi Jew, or Khazar, the zionist's don't really give a sh1t about you or your forefathers, your not an elite, if you were you'd already be rich. Your just a commoner, although if you moved to Palestine they'd allow you kick a native off their land and build a house on it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Felix Jones is God


    Laika123 wrote: »
    Your basically an Ashkenazi Jew, or Khazar, the zionist's don't really give a sh1t about you or your forefathers, your not an elite, if you were you'd already be rich. Your just a commoner, although if you moved to Palestine they'd allow you kick a native off their land and build a house on it.

    As is her God given right


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭Speedwell


    Gringo180 wrote: »
    Dont conflate Jewish with Zionism. Chalk and Cheese.

    Oh, believe me, as someone who is actually not a Zionist I don't confuse the two at all.
    ...your not an elite, if you were you'd already be rich...

    My family opted for "talented and good looking" instead of "wealthy", heh. We have a few big names in the arts. Not that I suspect you'd know much about that.

    As for moving to Palestine, I'm too busy trying to get along in Ireland. You can go, if you want. The rest of my family live in Hollywood and Ventura. Yes, we're Ashkenazi as hell, and as far as I'm concerned that and five euro will buy you a cup of coffee.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    As is her God given right

    How is that?, the Bible/Torah says it's the land of Judah, blood, decendants, conversion in the 6th century doesn't make you a descendant of Judah.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    Turns out it was his own dumb fault as just before he landed he was dying for a slash and so he phoned the Chinese consulate and asked:

    "Do you have a John there?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 267 ✭✭Laika123


    Turns out it was his own dumb fault as just before he landed he was dying for a slash and so he phoned the Chinese consulate and asked:

    "Do you have a John there?"

    And they said "No you wing the wong number"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭Arsemageddon


    Iwasfrozen wrote: »
    Who is more important than the President of the United States? :confused:

    My mammy says I'm the best boy in the whole world.


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