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Future children of the Millennial Generation.

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  • 17-11-2018 1:51pm
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    cordy1969
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    This is what kids of the millennials will be singing in the future.


    Baa Baa non-specified coloured grain fed halal certified sheep,
    Have you any cruelty free wool?
    Yes gender neutral person, yes gender neutral person,
    three recycled, eco friendly bags full.

    Oh I should have added it was a little bit of light humour, incase anyone born after 1986 is offended.


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    DrumSteve
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    Oh **** off.


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    TheValeyard
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    cordy1969 wrote: »
    This is what kids of the millennials will be singing in the future.


    Baa Baa non-specified coloured grain fed halal certified sheep,
    Have you any cruelty free wool?
    Yes gender-neutral person, yes gender neutral person,
    three recycled, eco friendly bags full.

    Last line is perfectly fine with me.

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    amcalester
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    Did some millennial piss in your corn flakes? You’re obsessed.


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    #5
    ZX7R
    Registered Users Posts: 3,426 ✭✭✭ZX7R


    Hopefully they will all melt away and Neanderthals like me will inherit the old new world


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    cordy1969
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭cordy1969


    amcalester wrote: »
    Did some millennial piss in your corn flakes? You’re obsessed.

    Are you serious, no millennial will be awake yet.


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    Mookie Blaylock
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    Are you Simon Sinek in disguise.


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    ToddyDoody
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    You know when someone gives out stink and at the end you ask 'you happy now?' and they reply 'no, are you?' and you say ' I was.'


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    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    He's in junior infants and it's still baa baa black sheep.


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    endacl
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    Dravokivich wrote: »
    baa baa black
    Offensive to stammerers.

    :mad:


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    pconn062
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    Gwynplaine
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    It's only a matter of time til we can't call the New Zealand rugby 'the all blacks' any more.


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    cordy1969
    Closed Accounts Posts: 129 ✭✭cordy1969


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    It's only a matter of time til we can't call the New Zealand rugby 'the all blacks' any more.

    If thats the case and the Irish are to be called The All Greens, wouldn't that be offensive to Martians?


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    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    I'm triggered by this.


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    touts
    Registered Users Posts: 6,437 ✭✭✭touts


    cordy1969 wrote: »
    This is what kids of the millennials

    OMG!!!!! OMG!!!! OMG!!!!!! You actually called them the K word AND then in the same sentence implied that they were in some way the property of others. You MONSTER!!!! I havent been so shocked and outraged so far this week.

    If I have to explain it to you well that's just your problem.


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    lawred2
    Registered Users Posts: 24,292 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    cordy1969 wrote: »
    This is what kids of the millennials will be singing in the future.


    Baa Baa non-specified coloured grain fed halal certified sheep,
    Have you any cruelty free wool?
    Yes gender-neutral person, yes gender neutral person,
    three recycled, eco friendly bags full.

    Oh I should have added it was a little bit of light humour, incase anyone born after 1986 is offended.

    You sad arse


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    JustAYoungLad
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 206 ✭✭JustAYoungLad


    Is this another thread where bitter old men complain about young folk?


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    super_furry
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    cordy1969 wrote: »
    This is what kids of the millennials will be singing in the future.

    Baa Baa non-specified coloured grain fed halal certified sheep,
    Have you any cruelty free wool?
    Yes gender neutral person, yes gender neutral person,
    three recycled, eco friendly bags full.

    Oh I should have added it was a little bit of light humour, incase anyone born after 1986 is offended.

    I bet you really thought that was clever when typing it out.


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    Scott Tenorman
    Registered Users Posts: 508 ✭✭✭Scott Tenorman


    cordy1969 wrote: »
    This is what kids of the millennials will be singing in the future.


    Baa Baa non-specified coloured grain fed halal certified sheep,
    Have you any cruelty free wool?
    Yes gender neutral person, yes gender neutral person,
    three recycled, eco friendly bags full.

    Oh I should have added it was a little bit of light humour, incase anyone born after 1986 is offended.
    Millennial has to be THE most common misused word out there.

    A millennial is: “a person reaching young adulthood in the early 21st century”.

    It is not some young teenager NOW


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    Mookie Blaylock wrote: »
    Are you Simon Sinek in disguise.

    I don;t think Simon Sinek would have stood for their bull****, in fairness. He's the one trying to tell them NOT to be so sensitive.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
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    JustAYoungLad wrote: »
    Is this another thread where bitter old men complain about young folk?

    My money's on him wanting some feedback on a stand-up routine before he takes it down to the comedy club.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    TheValeyard
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    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    #23
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,685 ✭✭✭buried


    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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    suicide_circus
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    millennials won't have many children


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    biko
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    scrawnyass
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    Gender neutral???? The concept alone blows my mind.Could I claim to be a tiger, or a bird.just tell everyone I was born a different mammal?A whale?The world scares me these days.


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    LirW
    Registered Users Posts: 4,825 ✭✭✭LirW


    Yeah he's in second class and doing well, thanks for asking. Also he eats his dinner like a good boy, even if it's not ethically sourced.


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    briany
    Registered Users Posts: 13,553 ✭✭✭✭briany


    Oh, look, another recently registered OP making agenda-spreading posts. Yawn.


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    Whispered
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    super_furry wrote: »
    I bet you really thought that was clever when typing it out.

    It wasn’t even typed out. It’s doing the rounds on Facebook at the moment.

    Interesting article on the subject http://andimthedad.com/post/144354871062/dear-stupid-young-people-of-the-entitled


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    ChunkyLover54
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    biko wrote: »
    a2dNdX9_700b.jpg

    Czar Nicholas never had any grandchildren....just sayin'.


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    qwerty ui op
    Registered Users Posts: 364 ✭✭qwerty ui op


    cordy1969 wrote: »
    This is what kids of the millennials will be singing in the future.


    Baa Baa non-specified coloured grain fed halal certified sheep,
    Have you any cruelty free wool?
    Yes gender neutral person, yes gender neutral person,
    three recycled, eco friendly bags full.

    Oh I should have added it was a little bit of light humour, incase anyone born after 1986 is offended.

    When we were driven home from school in the late 80's, me and my siblings watched teenage mutant ninja turtles on a screen

    Today, when I drive my strapped in kids home, the same cartoon is an option they'll go for, fair enough you can now interact with the screen but that's about it.


    In the 40's my father walked home to a house with no electricty.

    Yet, you think, NOW! something interesting is happening

    Why?


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