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The 'Funny (ha, ha)' side of religion

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    #5672
    Seanachai
    Registered Users Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Seanachai


    Worztron wrote: »
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    That fella is just an endless source of craic :P


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    #5673
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,030 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    One C of E cathedral has installed a helter-skelter, another has crazy golf:

    https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2019/0809/1067861-norwich-cathedral-helter-skelter/

    https://www.rte.ie/news/newslens/2019/0802/1066687-rochester-cathedral-mini-golf/

    Life ain't always empty.



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    #5674
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcNJZTmUU2g#t=8m21s

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5675
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Worztron wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcNJZTmUU2g#t=8m21s

    Excellent stuff though I'm more of a Strawberry Smiggles type myself. :pac:


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    #5676
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5677
    oscarBravo
    Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 28,792 Mod ✭✭✭✭oscarBravo


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    #5678
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #5679
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


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    #5680
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


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    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5681
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Shamelessly lifted from a post by Blergh in AH a rather brilliant New Age Bullshít Generator


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    #5682
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    smacl wrote: »
    Shamelessly lifted from a post by Blergh in AH a rather brilliant New Age Bullshít Generator
    An excellent, extended example indeed of a Deepak Emulator.


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    #5683
    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    robindch wrote: »
    An excellent, extended example indeed of a Deepak Emulator.
    Your desire experiences existential creativity"





    Does this refer to my current need/compulsion to order a chinese?


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    #5684
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Odhinn wrote: »
    Does this refer to my current need/compulsion to order a chinese?
    Your desire is incommensurable with your wish for a desire, despite that the former does not conflict with the latter.

    Discuss.


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    #5685
    Bannasidhe
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 19,219 Mod ✭✭✭✭Bannasidhe


    robindch wrote: »
    Your desire is incommensurable with your wish for a desire, despite that the former does not conflict with the latter.

    Discuss.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8


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    #5686
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    492332.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5687
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    492437.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5688
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    492800.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5689
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Not exactly a gag-a-minute thighslapper of a book, but Umberto Eco's 'The Name of the Rose' has been turned into an eight-part telly miniseries for release next month.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7572868/

    The Guardian is unimpressed though.


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    #5690
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    robindch wrote: »
    Not exactly a gag-a-minute thighslapper of a book, but Umberto Eco's 'The Name of the Rose' has been turned into an eight-part telly miniseries for release next month.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7572868/

    The Guardian is unimpressed though.

    I enjoyed the movie when it came out way back when. Seem to remember you using penitenziagite as a password in some hack test thread a few years ago too.


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    #5691
    Odhinn
    Registered Users Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Odhinn


    The Newtownards Road in the heart of Protestant, unionist east Belfast is the unlikely setting for rehearsals of Abomination: A DUP Opera, the incendiary work that will open the Outburst Queer arts festival in the city next month.
    https://www.theguardian.com/music/2019/oct/18/abomination-dup-opera-belfast-arlene-foster-drag-queen-gay-cake


    The article also contains photographic proof that loyalists can't do murals too well..


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    #5692
    Treppen
    Registered Users Posts: 4,566 ✭✭✭Treppen


    This should set ye heathens back on the right path:pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aPfV8I2PA


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    #5693
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,421 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    Treppen wrote: »
    This should set ye heathens back on the right path:pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aPfV8I2PA

    :pac:


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    #5694
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,179 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Treppen wrote: »
    This should set ye heathens back on the right path:pac:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93aPfV8I2PA

    for his next trick will he steal her nose?


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    #5695
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 38,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    The devil has made him stay down and now the preacher will fix his machine!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gzisjx1mFIQ


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    #5696
    Worztron
    Registered Users Posts: 8,671 ✭✭✭Worztron


    493667.jpg

    Mitch Hedberg: "Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."



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    #5697
    nozzferrahhtoo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,338 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    "In an effort to get more young people to pray for world peace, the Vatican has launched a $110 wearable digital rosary, called the “Click To Pray eRosary.”

    The “Click to Pray” eRosary can be worn as a bracelet and links to a mobile app that becomes activated when the user makes the sign of the cross."


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    #5698
    The high horse brigade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭The high horse brigade


    nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »
    "In an effort to get more young people to pray for world peace, the Vatican has launched a $110 wearable digital rosary, called the “Click To Pray eRosary.”

    The “Click to Pray” eRosary can be worn as a bracelet and links to a mobile app that becomes activated when the user makes the sign of the cross."

    Unless this is a subscription I don't understand how this works, where do the church take money from? We all know our lord loves cash!


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    #5699
    Skrynesaver
    Registered Users Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭Skrynesaver


    nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »
    "In an effort to get more young people to pray for world peace, the Vatican has launched a $110 wearable digital rosary, called the “Click To Pray eRosary.”

    The “Click to Pray” eRosary can be worn as a bracelet and links to a mobile app that becomes activated when the user makes the sign of the cross."

    You can pick it up for a mere €100

    It's a re-purposed fitness band app and the person who wrote the code around the library has a strong faith in the goodness of others as sending a user's mail address to an exposed endpoint of the API results in the user's PIN being returned. Though if that's too fancy for you there's only 4 digits in the PIN with no anti-brute force mechanism, so 30 seconds to break a user's PIN.


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    #5700
    smacl
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 15,721 Mod ✭✭✭✭smacl


    Skrynesaver wrote: »
    You can pick it up for a mere €100

    It's a re-purposed fitness band app and the person who wrote the code around the library has a strong faith in the goodness of others as sending a user's mail address to an exposed endpoint of the API results in the user's PIN being returned. Though if that's too fancy for you there's only 4 digits in the PIN with no anti-brute force mechanism, so 30 seconds to break a user's PIN.

    So I could write a little pray-bot linked into the API with my PIN do all my praying for me? At about 100 OFPM* I'm pretty much guaranteed a place in the hereafter. Nice :)

    (*Our Fathers Per Minute)


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    #5701
    Skrynesaver
    Registered Users Posts: 1,109 ✭✭✭Skrynesaver


    smacl wrote: »
    So I could write a little pray-bot linked into the API with my PIN do all my praying for me? At about 100 OFPM* I'm pretty much guaranteed a place in the hereafter. Nice :)

    (*Our Fathers Per Minute)

    And I used to think the electric monk was satire


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