Spanish girls

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 10:47am #1

What's the secret here lads? Despite having Spanish friends and being around a lot of Spanish girls, I've never had any luck with them. I've slept with women from dozens of different countries but with it comes to Spain, I always strike out.

I think Spanish women might be the most beautiful race of women out there.

Anyone here have luck with them? What's the trick?

ToBeFrank123 · 09-10-2019 10:48am

Being good looking normally helps.

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 10:49am

ToBeFrank123 wrote: »

Being good looking normally helps.

I'm not ugly and I have game..maybe they just don't like Irish men?

Tzardine · 09-10-2019 10:51am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

I'm not ugly and I have game..maybe they just don't like Irish men?

I married a Spanish woman. She regularly says that they dont like Irish men.

Lucky me I guess

jam_mac_jam · 09-10-2019 10:51am

Maybe Spanish men are better looking? Maybe...

GLaDOS · 09-10-2019 10:51am

Avoid saying things like "I have game"

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 10:53am

GLaDOS wrote: »

Avoid saying things like "I have game"

Man with no game whatsover detected.

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 10:55am

Tzardine wrote: »

I married a Spanish woman. She regularly says that they dont like Irish men.

Lucky me I guess

I figured they don't find us attractive. How did you win her?

Tzardine · 09-10-2019 10:57am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

I figured they don't find us attractive. How did you win her?

I didnt win her. She is not a carnival prize.

banie01 · 09-10-2019 10:58am

Lived there for 4 years, was in a relationship with a very Spanish looking Irish girl at the time so didn't get to sample.

On return as a single man, no mystery to them.
They are just people and honestly as Irish or any other variety of foreign in Spain.
You are the exotic one.

Just remember chupate me Pula and chupate me pollo may sound the same to a heathen ear but it's the difference between a blowjob and a chicken ball!

Tasfasdf · 09-10-2019 10:58am

Tzardine wrote: »

I didnt win her. She is not a carnival prize.

Ah so how much do you pay her?

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 10:58am

Tzardine wrote: »

I didnt win her. She is not a carnival prize.

Do you often interpret things you read literally?

keano25 · 09-10-2019 10:58am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

I figured they don't find us attractive. How did you win her?

Obviously has more game.. then you..

Stevieluvsye · 09-10-2019 10:59am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

What's the secret here lads? Despite having Spanish friends and being around a lot of Spanish girls, I've never had any luck with them. I've slept with women from dozens of different countries but with it comes to Spain, I always strike out.

I think Spanish women might be the most beautiful race of women out there.

Anyone here have luck with them? What's the trick?

Well done. Don't believe you though

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:01am

banie01 wrote: »

Lived there for 4 years, was in a relationship with a very Spanish looking Irish girl at the time so didn't get to sample.

On return as a single man, no mystery to them.
They are just people and honestly as Irish or any other variety of foreign in Spain.
You are the exotic one.

Just remember chupate me Pula and chupate me pollo may sound the same to a heathen ear but it's the difference between a blowjob and a chicken ball!

Haha. I just think cultural differences are too great. I feel the Irish have more in common with the Italians.

Anyway you made it work for you. The ones who move to Ireland are insanely good looking.

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:03am

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Well done. Don't believe you though

I don't say it to brag. And I'm on a dry spell atm that shows no sign of ending.

Thelonious Monk · 09-10-2019 11:04am

I remember a Spanish girl i once knew got annoyed with me for some reason and shouted "Eat me the pussy!" at me before storming off

jimmycrackcorm · 09-10-2019 11:04am

I'm not so sure about spanish girls.
I find the hairy arms off-putting.

endainoz · 09-10-2019 11:04am

Was with one for a while that worked locally as an au pair. I found them no different to any other continentals. She was a bit mad though, have stuck with Irish ever since!

Atlantic Dawn · 09-10-2019 11:05am

Is it just a ride with a Spanish girl you are after so you can add that to your scorecard or a relationship with one or what?

banie01 · 09-10-2019 11:05am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

Haha. I just think cultural differences are too great. I feel the Irish have more in common with the Italians.

Anyway you made it work for you. The ones who move to Ireland are insanely good looking.

The ones who stay behind even more so.
Part of the issue is the Irish insistence on linguistic limitation.

Learn Spanish! Duolingo is free, chat to them in Spanish and as you stumble over rolling an r, rapport will grow.

Billy Mays · 09-10-2019 11:06am

s7ryf3925pivug · 09-10-2019 11:07am

They liked my gormless baby-like expression coupled with wide shoulders and big jaw. (They phrased it in a more complimentary manner.)

vandriver · 09-10-2019 11:07am

banie01 wrote: »

The ones who stay behind even more so.
Part of the issue is the Irish insistence on linguistic limitation.

Learn Spanish! Duolingo is free, chat to them in Spanish and as you stumble over rolling an r, rapport will grow.

r-r-r-r-rapport

09-10-2019 11:07am

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

I remember a Spanish girl i once knew got annoyed with me for some reason and shouted "Eat me the pussy!" at me before storming off

I think I know why she was annoyed you selfish git!

Oh, and OP Walter, keep trying.

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:08am

banie01 wrote: »

The ones who stay behind even more so.
Part of the issue is the Irish insistence on linguistic limitation.

Learn Spanish! Duolingo is free, chat to them in Spanish and as you stumble over rolling an r, rapport will grow.

Yeah definitely. Learning German was a waste.

Stevieluvsye · 09-10-2019 11:08am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

I don't say it to brag. And I'm on a dry spell atm that shows no sign of ending.

Dozens

As in 24 or 36 or 48 or 60

Ficheall · 09-10-2019 11:08am

Tzardine wrote: »

I married a Spanish woman. She regularly says that they dont like Irish men.

Maybe she's biased..

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:09am

Billy Mays wrote: »

Even Jay had a hot gf.

Every loser has his day

banie01 · 09-10-2019 11:11am

Jaiden Mango Striker wrote: »

They liked my gormless baby-like expression coupled with wide shoulders and big jaw. (They phrased it in a more complimentary manner.)

Must be something about us 6"+ dopey looking paddies that sets them off then!

Twinning is winning

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:11am

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Is it just a ride with a Spanish girl you are after so you can add that to your scorecard or a relationship with one or what?

Both. If I really liked her and we could communicate properly I'd gladly enter a relationship.

chrissb8 · 09-10-2019 11:11am

Imagine commodifying women and adding them to a scoreboard in your head. If you get with a lot of women, great, good for you. Just realise they are people and it's fairly tactless to put it across like each one is a notch on your bed post. Just pure disrespectful on an individual level.

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:17am

chrissb8 wrote: »

Imagine commodifying women and adding them to a scoreboard in your head. If you get with a lot of women, great, good for you. Just realise they are people and it's fairly tactless to put it across like each one is a notch on your bed post. Just pure disrespectful on an individual level.

Imagine being so bitter and jelous at a guy who occasionally gets lucky, that you take on some faux-feminist outrage at 'commoditization' of women as a means of disguising your own anger and self loathing.

Hector Savage · 09-10-2019 11:17am

Be careful what you wish for OP !!
Anyway, move to Spain, should not be too hard for you to score there, Spanish men are generally mammys boys and still live at home with Mammy when they are 40, pay no rent, have laundry done and all meals made by Mammy - and is a perfectly socially acceptable position to be in.

chrissb8 · 09-10-2019 11:19am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

Imagine being so bitter and jelous at a guy who occasionally gets lucky, that you take on some faux-feminist outrage at 'commoditization' of women as a means of disguising your own anger and self loathing.

At least I don't start cringe threads about it though if that is the case!

Although no that isn't at all the case. I'm in a content relationship and would hate the idea of someone thinking of my OH or my sister etc. as just another "hole is a goal"

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:19am

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

I remember a Spanish girl i once knew got annoyed with me for some reason and shouted "Eat me the pussy!" at me before storming off

Maybe she was trying to say 'eat me then, pussy!'

Or was it some werid Spanish insult that got lost in translation?

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:21am

chrissb8 wrote: »

At least I don't start cringe threads about it though if that is the case!

Although no that isn't at all the case. I'm in a content relationship and would hate the idea of someone not thinking of my oh or my sister etc. as just another "hole is a goal"

Good for you. I'd love to find the right girl and settle down with her. Failing that I'll move to Thailand and buy a wife.

super_furry · 09-10-2019 11:22am

Bang of incel off the OP.

09-10-2019 11:25am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

Good for you. I'd love to find the right girl and settle down with her. Failing that I'll move to Thailand and buy a wife.

Ah, I think they've prostitutes in Spain too if you want to add to your dozens of previous "conquests".

NickNickleby · 09-10-2019 11:26am

a good investment might be Netflix. Then you watch Pablo Escobar; El Chapo and Narcos - use the English subtitles, rather than the English dubbing. That way you get to hear the real accents and learn how to score with the women, oops sorry, zee wimmin. Those lads were pulling left right and centre. And ALL the women were gorgeous. Admittedly they were actresses, but no doubt were chosen for their remarkable similarity to the women they portrayed.

Adios

Ficheall · 09-10-2019 11:27am

chrissb8 wrote: »

I'm in a content relationship and would hate the idea of someone not thinking of my oh or my sister etc. as just another "hole is a goal"

Another three holes, Chris.

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:28am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Ah, I think they've prostitutes in Spain too if you want to add to your dozens of previous "conquests".

The prostitutes I saw in Spain were almost entirely African. I'll pass.

09-10-2019 11:29am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

The prostitutes I saw in Spain were almost entirely African. I'll pass.

As the Spanish girls say to you. :P

Anyway, before you start chatting up spanish stunners, would you not aim a little lower (without taking out your wallet).

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:30am

[Deleted User] wrote: »

As the Spanish girls say to you. :P

Yeah

NickNickleby · 09-10-2019 11:30am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

The prostitutes I saw in Spain were almost entirely African. I'll pass.

Let me guess, you can't speak African :pac::pac::pac: (I know, I know)

Church on Tuesday · 09-10-2019 11:31am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

What's the secret here lads? Despite having Spanish friends and being around a lot of Spanish girls, I've never had any luck with them. I've slept with women from dozens of different countries but with it comes to Spain, I always strike out.

I think Spanish women might be the most beautiful race of women out there.

Anyone here have luck with them? What's the trick?

:rolleyes:

Wanderer78 · 09-10-2019 11:31am

Enough is Enough! wrote:

Anyone here have luck with them? What's the trick?

Some respect maybe, and not viewing them as a goal to stick your micky into

Stevieluvsye · 09-10-2019 11:32am

Enough is Enough! wrote: »

The prostitutes I saw in Spain were almost entirely African. I'll pass.

So you are a racist gigalo

Church on Tuesday · 09-10-2019 11:32am

Enough is Enough! · 09-10-2019 11:34am

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Some respect maybe, and not viewing them as a goal to stick your micky into

Why does the idea of a heterosexual man wanting to have conseual sex with beautiful women disturb you?

nthclare · 09-10-2019 11:34am

Spanish women like confidence and intelligence mixed with physical attraction.
They like a strong man.

They're not attracted to really nice guy's either because let's face it, guy's who are so nice are usually creeps and annoyingly boring.

Spanish women are very passionate about life and come across slightly aggressive sometimes, they need respect and not impressed by clingy men.

Dark smouldering look's, a bit of wit and wisdom and maturity goes a long way when dating Mediterranean people....

Spanish girls

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