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Tell me about your boner

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,354 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    Unlike your boner, my boner is a still a boner.

    Thats the story of my boner.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,752 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    They will make a movie about mine, it will be about my death, it will be called 'Die Hard with a boner.' The alternative Die Hard movie.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,526 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    I've nothing to contribute as I'm penisless, but what a magnificent thread title from a poster called hammer.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,407 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I've nothing to contribute as I'm penisless, but what a magnificent thread title from a post called hammer.

    It's Hammer Time!
    (Or not, in the case of the OP)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Class MayDresser


    Which fella was the OP again?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,250 ✭✭✭Seamai


    I've nothing to contribute as I'm penisless, but what a magnificent thread title from a post called hammer.

    Poor you, were you born without one or did you lose it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Andrew00


    Pullin the shtomach o' urself


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    It's Hammer Time!
    (Or not, in the case of the OP)

    Can't touch this..so much..or..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Seamai wrote: »
    Poor you, were you born without one or did you lose it?

    Traded it for drugs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,526 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    It's Hammer Time!
    (Or not, in the case of the OP)

    I just noticed the typo in your quote, the excitement got to me.

    *fans face*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Central Services


    39341df6b3494db32ef0e5cf4db16b7f.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,526 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Seamai wrote: »
    Poor you, were you born without one or did you lose it?

    2 X chromosomes, so born without one. I'm not that careless that I'd mistakenly leave it behind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,407 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I just noticed the typo in your quote, the excitement got to me.

    *fans face*

    That would be down to the oul Penis Envy, so it would. It fair confuddles my brain too. Tis a scourge altogether, so tis


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    This is an important thread, as is the etiquette thread. It's about living in the moment.

    There's a lot of lads in the current circumstances sitting around with nothing to do, only try and beat Herman like he owes you money. It's not ideal, but we all have to make sacrifices.

    The lockdown is a rare opportunity to reevaluate your relationship with visiting 'one-handed websites'. It's a chance to get back in touch with the imagination. Do you think Robert Smith would have wrote Pictures of You if he was box-eyed from flittering at himself watching depressing videos on one of those tube sites?

    I think not.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 395 ✭✭Class MayDresser


    This is an important thread, as is the etiquette thread. It's about living in the moment.

    There's a lot of lads in the current circumstances sitting around with nothing to do, only try and beat Herman like he owes you money. It's not ideal, but we all have to make sacrifices.

    The lockdown is a rare opportunity to reevaluate your relationship with visiting 'one-handed websites'. It's a chance to get back in touch with the imagination. Do you think Robert Smith would have wrote Pictures of You if he was box-eyed from flittering at himself watching depressing videos on one of those tube sites?

    I think not.

    You're taking it too much offhand. It's like you're over-thinking it Sean, time to leave the cat O licks to their own, branch out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,016 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Do you think Robert Smith would have wrote Pictures of You if he was box-eyed from flittering at himself watching depressing videos on one of those tube sites?

    I think not.

    I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by tube sites...

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    It's Hammer Time!
    (Or not, in the case of the OP)

    Hammer fall?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    This is an important thread, as is the etiquette thread. It's about living in the moment.

    There's a lot of lads in the current circumstances sitting around with nothing to do, only try and beat Herman like he owes you money. It's not ideal, but we all have to make sacrifices.

    The lockdown is a rare opportunity to reevaluate your relationship with visiting 'one-handed websites'. It's a chance to get back in touch with the imagination. Do you think Robert Smith would have wrote Pictures of You if he was box-eyed from flittering at himself watching depressing videos on one of those tube sites?

    I think not.

    Remember when you had to work for your nut, back in the day when you had to check the RTE guide for what time Eurotrash starts, and even then you were hoping that the naked botanist from Eindhoven was going to be a looker, otherwise it wasn't going to work.

    I said this before, but man, a lot of teenagers these days, with an infinite amount of graphic content at their finger tips, are going to progress into adulthood with some serious problems.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,698 ✭✭✭Feisar


    s1ippy wrote: »
    There is definitely a lot to be said for going organic, use your memory wankbank instead of taking it digital every time. That way Google don't get the added metrics of your own private stash when they're getting your sexual preference profile. You can also **** contentedly in the knowledge that no pussies were harmed in the making of your content.

    Try doing it every other day for max power, or just sit on your hand for a while and then hold it in place with your other hand for an exotic mystery experience.

    The only problem with using my memory is I start drifting into my imagination and like the old maps showing the edge of the world; here be monsters.

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭adam88


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Remember when you had to work for your nut, back in the day when you had to check the RTE guide for what time Eurotrash starts, and even then you were hoping that the naked botanist from Eindhoven was going to be a looker, otherwise it wasn't going to work.

    I said this before, but man, a lot of teenagers these days, with an infinite amount of graphic content at their finger tips, are going to progress into adulthood with some serious problems.

    Not to mention the effects of drugs on erections


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    adam88 wrote: »
    Not to mention the effects of drugs on erections

    The dreaded ‘coke cock’?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,722 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,127 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mod:

    Leave the modding to those assigned to the forum please I am a Jean.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.


    Bate a trailer of bullocks out with it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.

    You could barely hang a sheet of parchment paper on my piece at the moment Brendan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,722 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    You could barely hang a sheet of parchment paper on my piece at the moment Brendan.

    That’s a pity Ham, could be the heat, hopefully you will ‘get string’ in a day or two.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,278 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    It's too hard to explain.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.
    Or hang three horse shoes on it and a bucket of water


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,722 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Four rings of Diffeleys Jumbo black pudding and a small wathering can.


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