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  • #52
    adam88
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,609 ✭✭✭adam88


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Remember when you had to work for your nut, back in the day when you had to check the RTE guide for what time Eurotrash starts, and even then you were hoping that the naked botanist from Eindhoven was going to be a looker, otherwise it wasn't going to work.

    I said this before, but man, a lot of teenagers these days, with an infinite amount of graphic content at their finger tips, are going to progress into adulthood with some serious problems.

    Not to mention the effects of drugs on erections


  • #53
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    adam88 wrote: »
    Not to mention the effects of drugs on erections

    The dreaded ‘coke cock’?


  • #54
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.


  • #55
    Necro
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 52,136 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Mod:

    Leave the modding to those assigned to the forum please I am a Jean.


  • #56
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.


    Bate a trailer of bullocks out with it.


  • #57
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.

    You could barely hang a sheet of parchment paper on my piece at the moment Brendan.


  • #58
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    You could barely hang a sheet of parchment paper on my piece at the moment Brendan.

    That’s a pity Ham, could be the heat, hopefully you will ‘get string’ in a day or two.


  • #59
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users Posts: 3,278 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    It's too hard to explain.


  • #60
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Brendan Bendar wrote: »
    You could hang a wet bath towel on it.
    Or hang three horse shoes on it and a bucket of water


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  • #61
    Brendan Bendar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,731 ✭✭✭✭Brendan Bendar


    Four rings of Diffeleys Jumbo black pudding and a small wathering can.


  • #62
    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Your willy needs a vagina cuddle, OP.


  • #63
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,024 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »
    Your willy needs a vagina cuddle, OP.

    Not much use if he needs the help of a “splint” or has to “fold” it in.

    He needs rest. If he continues on this path he’s looking at mental degeneracy, “grip” marks and a semi at best for the rest of his life.

    Wouldn’t go near a partner without leaving “it” alone for, at least, 2 weeks. At least.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #64
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,784 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    An expertly turned lump of Scandinavian spruce fresh off the lathe.


  • #65
    DanielODonnell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    I enjoy **** but I only can ejaculate once or twice a day so my body regulates my porn intake itself, some men could ejaculate 10 days a day and get nothing else done.

    I have my own personal collection of videos that I bought off amateur girls, I must have at least 60 of them from all around the colonies. I've seen it all, big asses, hairy armpits, squirting, two girl videos and many many pretty girls urging me to **** to their face on a vertical screen, that is under rated. It is all very enjoyable but is addictive, I am trying to cut down on my purchases.
    Recently I've been enjoying "tit drops" on porn hub, girls with big tits dropping their tits out of their bra, I love big natural tits on a thin girl. Maybe watching these will help me cut down on my porn buying. It isn't even the money that's the problem, the problem is I have too many videos and the more you have the less time you get to use the ones you have, a bit like a woman buying hand bags I suppose. If I stopped buying videos I could actually book 5 escorts per year with the money.


  • #66
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    DanielODonnell wrote: »
    I enjoy **** but I only can ejaculate once or twice a day so my body regulates my porn intake itself, some men could ejaculate 10 days a day and get nothing else done.

    I have my own personal collection of videos that I bought off amateur girls, I must have at least 60 of them from all around the colonies. I've seen it all, big asses, hairy armpits, squirting, two girl videos and many many pretty girls urging me to **** to their face on a vertical screen, that is under rated. It is all very enjoyable but is addictive, I am trying to cut down on my purchases.
    Recently I've been enjoying "tit drops" on porn hub, girls with big tits dropping their tits out of their bra, I love big natural tits on a thin girl. Maybe watching these will help me cut down on my porn buying. It isn't even the money that's the problem, the problem is I have too many videos and the more you have the less time you get to use the ones you have, a bit like a woman buying hand bags I suppose. If I stopped buying videos I could actually book 5 escorts per year with the money.

    You a virgin, dude?


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