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One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

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  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Don't do de accent


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    OMG Joe doing the accent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Don't do the accent


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Joe: someone laughed at your joke, are you free for Funny Friday?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,904 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "We just laughed, Joe."

    No, you didn't. You were probably being pains in the arse.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,225 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    I'm going to ring in on the first Monday of next month complaining about the cackling aul biddies with their free travel pass returning from Funny Friday and regaling Syl Fox jokes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    There were, on de Lahvlahn, about them not being in tune.

    :D:D:D:D


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I remember as a very giddy 18 year old, being chastised by a train conductor in Netherlands. I was being awfully loud and unacceptable.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BPKS wrote: »
    I'm going to ring in on the first Monday of next month complaining about the cackling aul biddies with their free travel pass returning from Funny Friday and regaling Syl Fox jokes.

    I just had an awful thought. Imagine sharing a carriage with the Funny Friday crowd, and one of them takes out a guitar.

    I'd probably batter myself over the head with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,904 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "De ting about de ukelele is you don't need a clue to play it."
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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I have a ukulele, they go out of tune in a second.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Tommy has lost it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,106 ✭✭✭✭sligeach


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    Jaysus don't put fuel on their wire, you'll defo get a punch then

    I thought that was what he said but wasn't sure. You'd probably get electricuted if you poured fuel on a wire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,225 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Did somebody just say "All aboard, All aboard" in the background or am I going mad?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭boardise


    Ah a performer on the pukelele.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I remember as a very giddy 18 year old, being chastised by a train conductor in Netherlands. I was being awfully loud and unacceptable.

    Yes, the Dutch were very officious in those pre-war years!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,904 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I have a ukulele, they go out of tune in a second for life.


    FYP :p
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,225 ✭✭✭✭BPKS


    Has Joe done the inevitable Hey Jude pun yet?


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    BPKS wrote: »
    Did somebody just say "All aboard, All aboard" in the background or am I going mad?
    I think it was Tommy. Get him back on pronto, he must be laying into a can of Linden Village.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,461 ✭✭✭boardise


    But would they play on a London Tuba train ?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,904 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Jeezus, another bleedin' faux Welshman that thinks he can sing.

    <croaky, croaky, screech, wheeze, gasp>
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  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    This breathless Welshman might be part of that crowd that were aggravating my hangover on the boat.

    That's it. I'm ringing to confront him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,182 ✭✭✭jojofizzio


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    Jeezus, another bleedin' faux Welshman that thinks he can sing.

    Jude would never last in Wales....


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I have a mandolin too. Very high pitched, but it stays in tune far better.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Get him off!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,363 ✭✭✭✭Del.Monte


    I'd say Joe has a big interest in the Leinster match. :rolleyes:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Omg, shall I Phone in and let the cat sing.


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Omg, shall I Phone in and let the cat sing.


    Id say it would do a better job than that last lad!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Omg, shall I Phone in and let the cat sing.

    I thought that was your cat?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Spoze a link from the old thread is too much to ask ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    BPKS wrote: »
    Has Joe done the inevitable Hey Jude pun yet?

    Dont know but he did try to speak swedish...in a German accent.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Spoze a link from the old thread is too much to ask ;)
    Oops, forgot that. Will do.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    De new title of de thread by Tyrant has my ear painfully filled with that worm, One Day at a Toime. It reminds me when I was a kid visiting my aunt after a minor operation in Sir Patrick Dunne’s Hospital (they kept people in after minor stuff then) and all the aul biddies around her were wailing that tune (and crying) which was in big vogue. I asked my aunt (who could sing beautifully but refrained from joining the chorus of cats) WHOY? and she said “Ah God love them, they have cancer”.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    De new title of de thread by Tyrant has my ear painfully filled with that worm, One Day at a Toime. It reminds me when I was a kid visiting my aunt after a minor operation in Sir Patrick Dunne’s Hospital (they kept people in after minor stuff then) and all the aul biddies around her were wailing that tune (and crying) which was in big vogue. I asked my aunt (who could sing beautifully but refrained from joining the chorus of cats) WHOY? and she said “Ah God love them, they have cancer”.


    I taut they'd be singing that old song of hope, sung by Doris Day...Que Sera Sera.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,128 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    Joe currently on the Newshour show on the BBC World Service talking about this weeks Surprise, Surprise Story.

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joe currently on the Newshour show on the BBC World Service talking about this weeks Surprise, Surprise Story.

    What's this weeks Surprise Surprise Story???


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,293 ✭✭✭pinkyeye


    Just listening back to todays show and Jesus H Christ it really is like a parody of what Liveline is supposed to be like.

    A load of aul ones complaining about something they didn't even experience but they feel the need to complain just in case they ever do go through the trauma of a choir singing on a train.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    I taut they'd be singing that old song of hope, sung by Doris Day...Que Sera Sera.

    They probably threw that in as well. The Sweet Jesus part of One day at a whine fulfilled the prayerful hope but that was obligatory at the time.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    They probably threw that in as well. The Sweet Jesus part of One day at a whine fulfilled the prayerful hope but that was obligatory at the time.

    ... also in those days de cancer was nearly always fatal, so there was little hope and they were obliged to take it one day at a whine and look not to tomorrow as tomorrow they could be dead and de next day in Glasnevin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joe currently on the Newshour show on the BBC World Service talking about this weeks Surprise, Surprise Story.

    'Beautifully produced piece'....says he about same.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,065 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joe currently on the Newshour show on the BBC World Service talking about this weeks Surprise, Surprise Story.

    He won't even leave Cilla rest in peace.!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,904 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    dvcireland wrote: »
    Joe currently on the Newshour show on the BBC World Service talking about this weeks Surprise, Surprise Story.


    It was all over the UK press, too.
    I heard there was a tender request went out for a builder to come and widen some doors at head height in Clowntarf.
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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭vriesmays


    "I'm a train I'm a train I'm a train."

    One day they are going to be singing "We are all victims of a mass shooting, and justifiably so."

    For anyone looking for proof on how dumbed down Ireland is now. Happy-clappy knobs imposing their dirge on fellow passengers. If they sang a religious choral work they'd get told to stop.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,951 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    the palmarians are back today !!

    'are you one, please call in !!'

    apparently they are in the new Dan Brown book


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    I betcha he plays de recording from de BBCCCC.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    2smiggy wrote: »
    the palmarians are back today !!

    'are you one, please call in !!'

    apparently they are in the new Dan Brown book

    Lahvlahn is in de new book, I think he said!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,904 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Kicking off with a death, serious injury, trauma.
    Good auld Joe.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,951 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    is this the woman who can see 10 cars ahead while driving


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Catta strophic.


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