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Isn't God brilliant?

  • 06-11-2004 7:50pm
    #1
    MrPudding
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭


    After having this thread closed on humanities, where we are supposed to be able to talk about stuff like this, here it is again. New and improved with a poll and everything.

    MrP

    Isn't God brilliant? 9 votes

    Why yes he is!
    0%
    No, he's a ****.
    100%
    ampMossy Monktuxypretty-in-pinkHealioDoctorEdgeWildTirielyoyoyoDude111 9 votes


Comments

  • #2
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Yeah, just like Santy Claus


  • #3
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    No, he's a ****.
    he's bigger than jesus


  • #4
    simu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,730 ✭✭✭✭simu


    How could God be brilliant?

    Brilliant things emit light and God created light so God must have existed before light did and therefore brilliance could not be an intrinsic quality of God.

    Thus do I refute your unholy claim!


    :eek:


  • #5
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I want to kick God in the nuts for not doing it right.


  • #6
    mayordenis
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 9,644 Mod ✭✭✭✭mayordenis


    but what has he done for me recently??


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  • #7
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    Be carefull what you say about me, ah what the(I can't post it because you mere mortals will not understand it) ;)


  • #8
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    No, he's a ****.
    hmmmmmmmmmmm

    God lives in California eh, we're all ****ed now


  • #9
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    god is a feckin cabbage


  • #10
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    Thats right mossy, back in the days when the romans and greeks thought they had it going on i had to do the multiple personality thing, if that isn't bad enough the christians came along and put me into one nice neat little package well that was ok but lying bastards tell me they are blind and they need to find the way. So I say what the hell send them down an atlas only to find out they can't read braile!!!!!!

    What in the name of jaysus do you people want miracles? I'm too busy surfing, making movies to counteract those evil ones like life of brian good movie though sometimes i like to have a good old laugh at myself


  • #11
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    -AlcoholicA- wrote:
    god is a feckin cabbage

    And You my friend are boiled bacon, You make god hungry with your chat of cabbage so God is gonna have one holy delicous pizza one topping: non believers, thats right they don't go to hell they end up on pizza don't worry about hell busaras thats where the evil ones go :p


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  • #12
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    first of all, it is pronounced 'Goddess" and yes, I am brilliant ;)


  • #13
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    brillrent at what exactly you havnt exactly set the world on fire now have you


  • #14
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    oh wait actually dont set the world on fire i just remembered i spend some time there every now and again


  • #15
    DapperGent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,838 ✭✭✭DapperGent


    I'd like to give God a cock punching.


  • #16
    Coumtay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 33 ✭Coumtay


    He's a bit of a self-righteous hoor all the same.....


  • #17
    smoke.me.a.kipper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,626 ✭✭✭smoke.me.a.kipper


    Coumtay wrote:
    He's a bit of a self-righteous hoor all the same.....
    and i bet hes fair stingy too.


  • #18
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    yeah the **** only gave me 9 inches :(


  • #19
    BEAT
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 5,945 ✭✭✭BEAT


    :eek:
    woosaysdan wrote:
    yeah the **** only gave me 9 inches :(
    :eek:


    so how You doin'?


  • #20
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    BEAT wrote:
    first of all, it is pronounced 'Goddess" and yes, I am brilliant ;)

    Thats right mortals if wasn't for my better half packing me a lunch every day, having the dinner ready when I come home, it would have taken me a lot longer than 7 days to make the world.

    I gave you nine inches whoops sorry I meant to give you 9cm i work metric.


  • #21
    Raphael
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭Raphael


    Haha, god gave him 9 inches!

    FROM BEHIND!

    Hi Five! Anyone?


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  • #22
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    nutkase wrote:
    Thats right mortals if wasn't for my better half packing me a lunch every day, having the dinner ready when I come home, it would have taken me a lot longer than 7 days to make the world.

    I gave you nine inches whoops sorry I meant to give you 9cm i work metric.
    oh im not complaining now!!! not after last night!!!:)


  • #23
    woosaysdan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,093 ✭✭✭woosaysdan


    Raphael wrote:
    Haha, god gave him 9 inches!

    FROM BEHIND!

    Hi Five! Anyone?
    it must of been with a strap-on dildo lubed up to the last!! hi five!!!


  • #24
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    woosaysdan wrote:
    oh im not complaining now!!! not after last night!!!:)

    Good I am happy to that, keep spreading god's good word and you will be in line for sainthood St. Woody patron saint of (the board is meeting about the tittle) I gave you the resources use em. watch out for the leppers you don't want it falling off because if it does replacement prayer will only get you the standard 9cm.

    Raphael you blasphemer you are bound for an eternity of waiting for the Mullingar Bus at Busaras sitting on a bench next too a naked george bush whos got the hots for you wanna play texas hold em for an eternity? Repent and send me a nymphomaniac she does not have to be pretty.


  • #25
    therecklessone
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,213 ✭✭✭✭therecklessone


    Raphael wrote:
    Haha, god gave him 9 inches!

    FROM BEHIND!

    lsdh.gif


  • #26
    nutkase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 131 ✭✭nutkase


    :d


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