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Bill Gates

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  • 26-04-2021 10:59pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,283 ✭✭✭


    I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to New York.

    While in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac.


    I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to New York with me but he was running a bit late.

    Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself.

    I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how I would really appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello Mark" at me when I was with my client.

    He was amused at my presumption, but he agreed.



    Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

    It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him.

    He said, "Hi Mark, what's happening?" To which I replied fook off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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