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Lumberjack

MonkieSocks · 2021-06-13 18:04:10

A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack. The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door. The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave. "Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the…

13-06-2021 7:04pm

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A large Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good Lumberjack.

The very next day, a skinny Irishman showed up at the camp with his axe, and knocked on the Foreman's door.

The Foreman took one look at the small Irishman and told him to leave.

"Just give me a chance to show you what I can do," said the Irishman.

"Okay, see that giant redwood over there?" said the Foreman.

"Take your axe and go cut it down."

The Irishman headed for the tree, and in five minutes he was back knocking on the Foreman's door.

"I cut the tree down," said the Irishman.

"Holy smokes!" Said the Formean.

"Where did you get the skill to chop down trees like that?"

"In the Sahara Forest," replied the Irishman.

Confused, the Foreman asked "...don't you mean the Sahara Desert?"

"Is that what they call it now?

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