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  • 10-05-2021 8:14pm
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,259 ✭✭✭


    A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife

    'Ya know sumptin', womon,

    We have a wonderful new system at de Fire Station...

    Bell 1 rings,

    We put on our jackets.

    Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.

    Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

    So from now on womon, when I say.......



    'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.

    When I say 'Bell two', you jump on de bed.

    When I say 'Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl.'

    The next night he came home and shouted:


    'Bell One!’ and his wife stripped naked.

    'Bell Two!’ and she jumped on the bed.

    'Bell Three!’ and they started to make love.

    After a few minutes, the wife yelled out 'Bell Four!'.


    'WOMON... What da hell is 'Bell Four'?', he asked.

    She replied:

    'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA FIRE!!!!'

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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