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St Patrick was a ****

  • 19-06-2003 2:52am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭


    Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a ****."

    "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

    Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a ****, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn." So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite ****!"

    "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

    Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!" The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!"

    "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."


Comments

  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    hehehe heard it before, but it's still funny :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,780 ✭✭✭JohnK


    lol :D
    thats a good one :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Rofl! what a come back! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,139 ✭✭✭Sauron


    nice one lol:) :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    ROFL
    god one showed them


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    very good :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭Mark


    Magnificant comback, had'nt see it before.

    More of that sort of thing (Careful Now.)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    RACISM!!!!

    As a brit im so offended :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,680 ✭✭✭Tellox


    Feckin Greeks!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    Originally posted by Kold
    RACISM!!!!

    As a brit im so offended :mad:

    be happy at least your not america.... you only half half the world laughing at you, they have the whole damn place


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,327 ✭✭✭NeoSlicerZ


    Magnificent


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,228 ✭✭✭Acidflash


    ha ha lol :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 390 ✭✭Zer0^


    ahhaahh up st.paddy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,798 ✭✭✭Funky


    hehehe nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,524 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    As a Scot I love it!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,136 ✭✭✭Pugsley


    Originally posted by Kold
    RACISM!!!!

    As a brit im so offended :mad:
    Then what are you doin on an irish forum? gerr'of moi land!! yarg! *chase's Kold with a pitch fork*
    be happy at least your not america.... you only half half the world laughing at you, they have the whole damn place
    How hillariously true :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Joe Don Dante


    terrible joke


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